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Too bad I didn't get more notice, I would have ordered a bunch of these! http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/cb.aspx?a=271438

There are no signs of the rapture because we're ALL going straight to hell.

the 1st timeline has passed without a rapture. by the time it reaches the west coast... well it should be a complete flop.

I learned what to do from reading "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". Beer and a towel is all that is needed so it sounds a lot like what I used to take on a high school date at the old Thunderbird Drive-in in Marysville.

I'm still here..

Pretty sure being ducked taped to the bed all night was the only thing that saved me.

i'm still on the fence on wether this rapture is gonna actually work. so this morning while at costco. i bought 2 cases of stones in case i get rudely raptured.

Off to pick up some beer just in case the checkers at the McCleary grocery store disappear.

It's already tomorrow in Australia. My wife's rellies called....they are fine, copping a buzz on XXXX bitter and mocking America for giving this wackjob one second of air time.

I'd wait.. in case they are raptured...free beer is as close to heaven as it gets in this life.

Plus a million on the XXXX bitter. I wish they would import good aussie beer here, instead of Fosters, which no self respecting Auzzie would touch.,

I think we missed it. Was supposed to be at 6pm Eastern. Now what am I going to do with all these dogs?

Still here in McCleary.

I wasn't planning on going anywhere anyway.

Well...I guess I should try to take this porsche back and go and get an aids test, I wonder if my boss wil take me back Monday? I'm just gonna walk in the office like nothing happened...

My rapture preparedness kit involved a single jar of pickled quail eggs I figured I could use to buy entrance to your compound.

That might have worked. Bring your ammo when you do, though. We'll need it.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/rapture