Teaching Cats To Piss Off

Very Clever! NOW I'd change to dye in place of water...it's time the owners get to share in the fun, don't you think?

I prefer a permanent solution:

One of the best videos I've ever watched! But since the cats keep coming back, I think he should switch out the garden hose for an electric plate that gives the cats an electric jolt when they walk on it. That's how a friend of mine taught his cats to stay off the kitchen counter when he wasn't home. After a couple "lessons" his cats wouldn't get on the counter even when he left an open can of cat food on the counter while he went to work.

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We agree! but not cruelly. I would have no problem with a shotgun blast, though.

My dad always said that everyone should have a cat............poured in the foundation of their home.

"Here peta peta peta! here here! oh peeeeetaaa!"

This dude is far too kind to kitties. I prefer just shooting them in the face with various firearms.

I must be the only guy on this board that likes cats.

Neutering a cat will cure 90%+ of the spraying problem.
I've never seen my cat piss around my house in a place that he shouldn't.
I've had lots of dogs & cats over the years and I gotta say that my big old Orange Tabby tomcat is most likely the best goddamn pet I've had in my life.



I look forward to him greeting me in the driveway every day after work.
Most affectionate mousing machine I've ever had.
He spends most of his time outside.

I dig the low maintenance factor of a cat.
I can take off hunting or fishing at will without a having "sitter" or having to find someone to take care of him.

That said, I live in the sticks and it would be near impossible for my cat to roam onto someone else's property.
I wouldn't own a cat if I lived in a subdivision, when your schitt intrudes into someone else's life it ain't right and that includes obnoxious lawn shittting, barking dogs.

I've killed plenty of feral cats and deer chasing dogs so I ain't about to cry at the tough guy cat killing talk either.
Ferals ain't welcome on my place, they fight with my cat, carry feline aids and kill too many native birds.

It is the effed up irresponsible pet owners I can't stand.
We live in an "all about me" society and too many people have animals in places where they shouldn't.

Sal, my comment was quoting my father, who I never agreed with. I own a cat and she is a great pet. 10 pounds of hunter....she has caught everything...rats, mice, moles, snakes, and......hummingbirds and two bats. Yes, bats. And she loves everyone, pretty cool kitty. Even plays with my dog.

Snake

I hear ya Sal. I had a black mixed breed cat that lived for 21 years. It was a great pet. I still miss her.

Cats have their place.....inside. They are great company as long as they stay indoors. When outside they are wanton killers.....of everything. Explain to me how that is a good thing. Cats are "handy" pets, requiring very little to get along without human supervision. That fits well with folks who are too busy to invest the time, and want a pet when it is convenient. I don't care much for the smell of cat boxes, claw marks on the furniture, nor picking up the slingings of kitty litter (appropriately named, isn't it? ). Grew up with both cats and dogs. On a scale of 10 ..Cats rate about a 2, Dogs rate about a 9. But that's just me.

He's a dumb fukk

When you live in the country and have livestock with hay, alfalfa or grain around, you undoubtedly have rats and mice.
They will in turn be inside the walls of your home living with you in short order.
A couple of wanton killers around the house and barn is better than a slew of traps or poison.



My dogs must have been freaks of nature .
You know, the ones that puke on the floor and drag their ass on the carpet, and as puppies chewed the ever lovin' chit out of everything.
Ain't really missing that too much.

Sounds like a win-win to me. You're satisfied with a cat and a dog doesn't have to live with you.

HIlarious vid, that made my day..

We have a cat. I hate her. Been waiting for her to die for about 10 years. I know she will live to be 25.

Just yesterday, I was doing pullups in my garage. Barefoot, bare chest. The cat walked under me and due to her long hair dropped a portion of a turd directly under me. I dropped from the bar, and missed the turd on the drop, but I went straight into a burpee and squished it on my knee.

Beautiful.

I'm printing that.....

Take up tennis. You'll find a whole new use for cats.