If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!


If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrat's demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it..
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.

If a Republican has personal religious beliefs he expects the entire world to follow them.

"If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life." And is publicly anti gay until he is exposed.

"If a Republican is down-and-out, he looks for the next swindle."

"If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he starts a hate campagne beginning with the recruitment of Rush L."

"If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. He doesn't receive campagn dollars. He is drummed out of the party. He should give up his citizenship....."

"If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it like it's fact."

Actually the test is if you have your own thoughts, or if you copy/paste the thoughts of others all over the interwebs.

In fact, maybe we should have a "Copy Paste Party" (CPP for short), and you all can have a primary and the whole she-bang.