Sammy the sperm was determined to get the egg. He lifted weights, he swam laps, anything to get in shape to get the egg.

So here cums the big day! Sammy is fighting his way to the front, grabbing other weaker sperm by the tail and easily swimming past them, then right before the big SPLOOSH, Sammy relizes "ITS A BLOW JOB! EVERYBODY BACK!"

Too late. Sammy is spit on the floor.
Game Over.

OK, that would be quite the novelty, but at 120 pounds I don't have room for it in my bike stable. Gotta' wonder if there is any point to it besides getting attention. As a custom build it would be pretty expensive, cheaper to buy a motorcycle or scooter.

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Dont worry...it comes in earth tones and rainbow colors....should match your ghey shirts fine.

He's got the Johnny Apple Seed going on.

Let's see.....if I'm gunnin for a hundy-grand a year, being a realist mind you, that would equate to 4.56 samples a day.....things that make ya go "hmmmmmmm"

The only job in America where real dicks are encouraged to apply.

Salmo's workout routine before pedaling the 120# baby maker...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyTTu4Hmx6s

Oh yeah, been doin' that 3 hours/week fer years. Makes a one-day STP (Seattle to Portland, 206 mi.) and RAMROD (Ride around Mt Rainier in one day, 154 mi. with 10,000' of climbing) a whole lot more doable. Oh, and then there's the Marblemount to Mazama ride over the North Cascades and Rainy and Washington Passes. Keeps an old geezer's heart young.

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