"Wulff's 9-39 record is pretty impressive. Looks like the Coogs found a keeper!"

Yeah but that's nine more than zero. A Coogs glass is always half full of [censored].

c00g tailgate rig

That's a rich Coog. Notice the tires hold air, there's a step and the door closes. Fancy.

Def c00ger brass or the mayor or sumptin.

I just heard this one:

What do the Dawgs and possum have in common?

When they go out on the road, they both get killed.

What do you call a 250 lb Coog cheerleader?
Anorexic

Glad a c00g knows what a cock-roach looks like.

c00g Press Box


Looks like they're preppin' for a tractor race

COOGS love COCKroaches...

Three Huskies were sitting by the side of Lake Washington holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden came up behind them, tapped them on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me, but I'd like to see your fishing
licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first Husky.
"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second Husky, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against that," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three Husky started braying hysterically.
"What a dumb Fish Cop," Buster said to the other two; "doesn't he know there are steelhead in this lake?!"

Victory lap.

A Coug was driving west from Pullman at the same time a Husky was driving east from Seattle and they happened to meet head-on in a horrible crash on top of Snoqualmie Pass.
Miraculously, both climbed out of the steaming wreckage, their bodies intact. They examined the twisted metal and realized that they were truly lucky to be alive.
The Coug said, "This must be a sign from God that we should end the bitter rivalry that we have had since the beginning of time."
The Husky agreed. He went to his trunk and pulled out an unbroken bottle of whiskey. "This is truly remarkable," he said, "God must want us to toast our new-found friendship."
He twisted the cap off and handed the bottle to the Coug, who took several big swigs, wiped his chin and handed the bottle back. The Husky replaced the cap, and without a word, put the bottle back into his trunk.
"Aren't you going to celebrate our luck?" asked the Coug.
"Nah, I thing I'll just wait for the troopers to get here."

c00gs chillin'

Pa kicks back and admires a job well done

"The Ave" where UW students conduct medical research:

Looks like it's also their poachin' (er, um road huntin') rig

One would think that the Cougs punt protection would be outstanding, given all the practice they have had at punting this year but I guess the players are no different than a WSU student. No matter how much you practice or study you are still sub standard

Not a lot of post game smack talk. Except for the blocked punt, the Coogs special teams played pretty good, as well as the offense. And they stopped UW's run on many plays. But when it came down to it, like it has since the beginning, UW has the best college football team in the state.