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#869306 - 11/13/13 10:04 PM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up **** [Re: ]
Salmo g. Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 13467
Hey, I do have some copper spoons, Rvrfshr in fact. And if I get over this crud by the weekend, I plan to do some spoonin' with a 'ho. Or maybe it will be a spinner, or maybe I'll go full tilt Merg and twitch a jig. Gonna' make a kinda' Heinz 57 day of it, with a 5 wt for SRC, mini-Spey for a longshot steelhead, and my trusty $30 spinning rod for some hard core 'hoin'.

I am not really Stam, although that wouldn't be a bad thing. I could do with being younger.

And no, I didn't catch a hen steelhead recently on the Thompson. I broke off an unseen steelhead of unknown gender. On an Orange Heron.

Sg

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#869319 - 11/13/13 10:37 PM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: Todd]
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Originally Posted By: Todd
I think you are more likely to find Salmo g. Spooning with a Copper, rather than Fishing with a Copper Spoon.

Fish on...

Todd


That fu.cker fishes gear.

I've seen it with my own eyes.




I was pretty baked that day as I recall, though, so maybe he wasn't fishing gear.


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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames

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#869366 - 11/14/13 02:52 AM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: ]
Todd Offline
Dick Nipples

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
He'd have to break it off on purpose, then go home and take a shower...put on a fresh ascot and do twelve Hail Coachmans.

Fish on...

Todd
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#869403 - 11/14/13 02:01 PM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: Todd]
Salmo g. Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 13467
B.U.,

No, it was one of a half dozen I tied up for the Dean trip. What else am I supposed to do with a sack full of those contraband feathers?

"I was pretty baked that day as I recall, though, so maybe he wasn't fishing gear."

You weren't so baked Dan; just "sparkin' one up" as per usual as I understand.

"Now, I find myself wondering what would happen if while casting a copper spoon or a spinner or twitching a jig for co ho's, a mightly steelhead incedentally happened to climb onto Mr. G's gear..... "

It could happen, but hasn't. The reverse has, whilst casting flies for mighty steelhead, some stupid 'hos have clamped on.

"He'd have to break it off on purpose, then go home and take a shower...put on a fresh ascot and do twelve Hail Coachmans."

Leave it to Toddster to figure out the practical solutions.


Edited by Salmo g. (11/14/13 02:04 PM)

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#869480 - 11/14/13 07:39 PM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: ]
YBD
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5 years later and TheBaker hasn't been discovered? Mt. Baker-Bellingham? Prolly not. I think Paker thought I was an allias when I first joined.


Edited by YBD (11/14/13 07:39 PM)

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#869486 - 11/14/13 08:06 PM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: ]
Salmo g. Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 13467
You mean YBD is your real birth name?

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#869491 - 11/14/13 08:22 PM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: Salmo g.]
Barbarosa
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Aliases are fer sidewinders an whippersnappers!!! I say take YBD out and shoot the sumbitch!!!!$%@!!!!

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#869508 - 11/14/13 09:18 PM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: ]
YBD
Unregistered


Fuk you Barbosa! You'd fuking miss. If you and I run into each other out there it ain't to suck each others cocks! Sumbudy ain't comin' back.


Edited by YBD (11/14/13 09:39 PM)

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#869518 - 11/14/13 09:38 PM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: ]
YBD
Unregistered


Damn..

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#869559 - 11/14/13 10:31 PM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: ]
RobertF
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rofl

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#869575 - 11/14/13 11:55 PM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: ]
The Moderator Offline
The Chosen One

Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13942
Loc: Tuleville
<BOOM>I say I just press the Red Button and nuke PP and all of the accounts from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.</BOOM>
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#869583 - 11/15/13 12:16 AM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: ]
YBD
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We all know Parker doesn't really want that to happen..lol.

Where else will you be "The chosen one"?


Edited by YBD (11/15/13 12:23 AM)

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#869588 - 11/15/13 12:21 AM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: ]
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
OK...............so I went back and read this whole trainwreck again. rofl


I'm going to fu.ck you up real bad, KK.

























































Real bad.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames

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#869635 - 11/15/13 10:07 AM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: Dan S.]
Swedish Chef Offline
Cooking up trouble

Registered: 12/31/11
Posts: 22
Pipe down little fella...KK is old...let him be.

Besides...

The only thing you could fuk up is a wet dream, or a fish.

Somebody looking for The Baker ?

Cuz here I am bitches, ready to go.

Just got out of prison for killing a man, and would sooner go back than put up with the likes of this bunch of asssholes.

That means you Barbarossa....

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#869679 - 11/15/13 02:21 PM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: Swedish Chef]
Salmo g. Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 13467
Bork, Bork, Bork!

WTF?

This thread reminds me of the brown acid that was around at Woodstock and Sky River, back in the day.

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#869684 - 11/15/13 02:27 PM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: ]
Salmo g. Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 13467
If by "a few years" you mean still, then yup.

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#916538 - 12/23/14 09:37 AM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: ]
Piper
Unregistered


only made it thru page 3... stubbled across this gem of a post rofl



Originally Posted By: Barbarosa
Originally Posted By: Brewer
brewer is.... the brewer. he is who he is.



You dumb sonofabitch!!!!! Who the [Bleeeeep!] talks like that??!!! Fer the record,I ain't the brewer,or the baker,er any of these slack jawed varmints!! But if I ever see Romulus sidewindin his way around my camp...I'll shoot the sumbitch!!!







Edited by Piper (12/23/14 09:38 AM)

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#916567 - 12/23/14 04:00 PM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: gilly]
Todd Offline
Dick Nipples

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
Read it all again.

Dan has been remiss in killing KK...again.

Fish on...

Todd
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#916576 - 12/23/14 05:04 PM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: gilly]
Sky-Guy Offline
The Tide changed

Registered: 08/31/00
Posts: 7083
Loc: Everett
Who was the Baker? An Ass-hole Casserole, thats who he was....
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You know something bad is going to happen when you hear..."Hey, hold my beer and watch this"

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#916578 - 12/23/14 05:30 PM Re: Will the real Baker please stand up [Re: Sky-Guy]
AP a.k.a. Kaiser D Offline
Hippie

Registered: 01/31/02
Posts: 4450
Loc: B'ham
Originally Posted By: Sky-Guy
Who was the Baker? An Ass-hole Casserole, thats who he was....


rofl

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