#733983 - 01/18/12 02:21 AM
Cobble Cruiser's Bovinophobian Cure
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BFD happens to have a little fear of the common farm cow. There's a spot in BC where we have to cross a large farm to get to a hole, and it's always filled with a biga$$ heard of Cow's. Some of them get a bit frisky sometimes and even make me a bit afraid one might charge...but sh!t, in the end it's just a cow, right?
In Fact, When up north each fall BFD carry's both Bear AND Cow Spray in case of an encounter. You should see the size of canister needed to deter several charging vicious cows. Ya never know...Ya Might need a lot a ammo.
I saw a video today that made me think of him, and thought I'd share. Perhaps this is something he can master before next fall to keep those ferocious suckers at bay.....
Edited by Sky-Guy (01/18/12 03:05 AM )
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#733986 - 01/18/12 02:48 AM
Re: Cobble Cruiser's Bovinophobian Cure
[Re: Sky-Guy ]
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Those cows are fast.
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#733997 - 01/18/12 07:38 AM
Re: Cobble Cruiser's Bovinophobian Cure
[Re: Fishrhead ]
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Cows used to be able to tree me when I was a kid. Now I just stare at 'em and make R/C truck sounds.
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#734012 - 01/18/12 10:15 AM
Re: Cobble Cruiser's Bovinophobian Cure
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Cows make jellyfish look smart. Fish on... Todd
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#734042 - 01/18/12 12:45 PM
Re: Cobble Cruiser's Bovinophobian Cure
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Funny, those bovines make me think of Ranty M. I meant that as a compliment.
I guess somebody should post a video of a pile of dog crap so I can be reminded of you too.
....and Aunty takes the early best post of 2012 lead!
Edited by Sky-Guy (01/18/12 12:45 PM )
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#734066 - 01/18/12 02:00 PM
Re: Cobble Cruiser's Bovinophobian Cure
[Re: Sky-Guy ]
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Would have never guessed BFD had a fear of cows.
If it had been a herd of Sasquaches I'm sure he would have been fine.
No spray required for them.
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#734069 - 01/18/12 02:24 PM
Re: Cobble Cruiser's Bovinophobian Cure
[Re: stonefish ]
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BFD told me he wasn't REALLY afraid of the cows. He did look a bit nervous. But then who wouldn't be? That herd included some big assed bulls that seemed to be concerned about how Todd and Ryley were eying their lady friends.
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#734085 - 01/18/12 03:10 PM
Re: Cobble Cruiser's Bovinophobian Cure
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I think a pack of squirrels could chase BFD up a tree
Fish on...
Todd
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#734087 - 01/18/12 03:16 PM
Re: Cobble Cruiser's Bovinophobian Cure
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...Todd and Ryley were eying their lady friends.
Stump busters.
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#734092 - 01/18/12 03:46 PM
Re: Cobble Cruiser's Bovinophobian Cure
[Re: goharley ]
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"Todd and Ryley were eying their lady friends" I've heard of this. Isn't that called cow tipping? You do the deed and then leave a few bucks with the bull?
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#734100 - 01/18/12 03:59 PM
Re: Cobble Cruiser's Bovinophobian Cure
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#734279 - 01/19/12 12:22 PM
Re: Cobble Cruiser's Bovinophobian Cure
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Perhaps Ranty's name should be Patty.....as in cow?
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#734298 - 01/19/12 01:35 PM
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Hi ....... Working on any new material? Ask the girls, maybe they can help you out.
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#734329 - 01/19/12 03:49 PM
Re: Cobble Cruiser's Bovinophobian Cure
[Re: ParaLeaks ]
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Harstine Island resident?
Don't think that the R/C truck would scare that one.
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#734365 - 01/19/12 06:01 PM
Re: Cobble Cruiser's Bovinophobian Cure
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Harstine Island resident?
farker! You owe me a new Keyboard. :>)
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