#761833 - 05/24/1210:41 PMRe: wonder if i should bring the dog in...
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Dan S.
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There's no way any f'n dog is stupid enough to go head to head with a tiger.
Even your dog.
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#761840 - 05/24/1210:52 PMRe: wonder if i should bring the dog in...
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Dan S.
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Well, he wouldn't be dumb for long, then.
Just digested.
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#761841 - 05/24/1210:56 PMRe: wonder if i should bring the dog in...
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redhook
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that kinda looks like me, but my dog would whoop that mutts a$$...
when i first got him, i was staying at a friends house, and they had 4 Lhasa Apso's and a large Golden Retriever, they were decent dogs, never bit, nothing... i needed to take a shower, and didnt want him to pee in the house as i was stopping that, so i put him outside ... when i got out of the shower, i heard noise and go outside, and all 5 of the dogs are chewing on him, trying to rip him apart, litterally...
that was 3800 for the surgery on a dog that was probably, maybe 6 months old....
the glue incident, he didnt eat for a few days, and started getting sick, well, if you know anything about Gorrilla Glue, it expands roughly 3 times its size as new liquid... they pulled a nearly bowling ball size of glue out of his stomach ( my mom picked the dog up from the vet while i was at work) and brought it home in a 2 gallon baggie...
that was 3200....
i have 7 grand tied up into this bonehead, and hes been worth every damn cent....
#761850 - 05/24/1211:08 PMRe: wonder if i should bring the dog in...
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Dan S.
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lol
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#761864 - 05/24/1211:50 PMRe: wonder if i should bring the dog in...
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Dan S.
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Originally Posted By: redhook
Tye wont run away, he will run into.....
Typo fixed.
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#761865 - 05/24/1211:50 PMRe: wonder if i should bring the dog in...
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redhook
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hes been out all day... hes been out since 8am...
cool thing about him, after all thats been done with him, i leave him in my room when i leave... all the guns, my TV, stereo system and TONs of other crap... when you open the door when you get home, he even gives me the look like " are you serious coming in here?" then realizes its me, and goes back to bonehead mode...
break in, i dare anyone... (of course not you folks)...
me and a buddy of mine killed a 30 probably larger pound Possum one night with a fire poker and a hatchet because my dog was in pshyco mode fighting it.... he was probably 80 pounds at that time...
and if that damn tiger comes here, i will shoot it with a 3 inch slug and have sex on its hide in front of a heater vent since i dont have a fireplace any more... or maybe even a candle to save electricity...
....me and a buddy of mine killed a 30 probably larger pound Possum one night with a fire poker and a hatchet because my dog was in pshyco mode fighting it.... he was probably 80 pounds at that time...
and if that damn tiger comes here, i will shoot it with a 3 inch slug and have sex on its hide in front of a heater vent since i dont have a fireplace any more... or maybe even a candle to save electricity...
I'm tryin'...really tryin'...but you're testin' my dipchit allowance kid.
Masturbating on the floor (on an imagianary rug) in front of a forced air vent along with a "30lb Opossum" is too much.
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#761875 - 05/25/1212:05 AMRe: wonder if i should bring the dog in...
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Dan S.
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Maybe you have a future in tiger killing, redhook. It sounds like you're well-versed at it and all. Maybe you should check the want ads in India and Bangladesh and see what an individual could pull down as a professional tiger hunter.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell. I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
Dan he should start small...Cobras and the like. He and his dog could then progress to 30lb Oposums...then Tigers. On up the food chain till he reaches Homo Sapien.
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#761880 - 05/25/1212:11 AMRe: wonder if i should bring the dog in...
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redhook
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Dan, as far as i know, Bengal Tigers are endangered big time, and it is illegal to hunt them...
if you want to learn about the Big 5, and other animals, such as tigers, i suggest you read books, and watch the videos of Peter Hathaway Capstick... i have the Lion, Cape Buffalo, and Elephant videos... he was also a top game official in Africa, and would track wounded Leopards into heavy brush....
with a shotgun...
RvW, sh!ts a joke dude, i have an outdoor fireplace... the Opossum could have been 26 pounds, i didnt weigh it, just put its warm hatchet chopped body in a garbage bag... i have a cat that is 22-25 pounds, and the Raccoons around here dwarf him....
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#761887 - 05/25/1212:25 AMRe: wonder if i should bring the dog in...
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redhook
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from head to tail tip, probably 6 feet not sure... its body was probably 3 feet long alone...
my brother had the big Coon around here pop up on him at 4am under the porch hissing at him when he was picking me up to go fishing... he almost shot it, it ran off tho so he didnt... its a legit 30, maybe more....