Nothing will ever top The Parrot Chronicles, It was intelligent and funny beyond belief. This thread is only funny because of the pile of ignorance passed off as intelligence.

Jerry,

Dummy up and play along. Of course the Parrot Chronicles will never be topped.

But how else did you think I was going to get bikini photos and a hilarious story from Chuck E on this sh!tpile of a thread?

And just as a side note - giving a parrot a piece if gum, and then telling everyone you did it, isn't how one normally displays intelligence.

Sorry Dan.

Redd,

let's go. I bet my new 20 gauge would work just fine for crows.

you gonna eat the Soul Chickens you shoot?

Actually a 12 ga with hot 1 oz loads (1400 fps) of #8 shot blows 'em up good.
Like bursting a pillow stuffed with black feathers.

When I go before St. Peter I will be asked about all those crows.
(Nah, I prolly won't rate that interview cuz I'm goin' to hell)


This thread cracks me up.
Back to our regularly scheduled programming....

i shot at a crow once when i was little with a crossman pump pistol... it was like 30 yards away, and the little bastard ducked the shot at the last second and i missed... it was like Brandon Lee himself was in its body...

This thread is ultra rich in pathetic comedy material. And it just keeps coming; it's hard to believe. There was some mention of hook brands earlier, and the Danielson brand immediately came to mind as most worthy in regard to Piscatard Redhook. Is there any place left for this thread to go? I don't think I've ever encountered idiocy this deep any where. Now I realize that was a blessing . . .

redhook can't keep his crayons inside the lines. And that isn't a metaphor....

Ever heard that KISS song "Lick It Up?"

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Reminds me of a carne asada experience from a taco truck...

F4B do you clean sh!thouses or something?

he might wanna get that looked at then...

I'm done looking.

I feel the need to join in on the fun. But I'm just in amazement that I read all 10 pages.

ditto;
this is pure entertainment

What about a bird?
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No.
That's a Piscatardial Pursuit.

So many good brain cells wasted here. Some might say 2many.