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#788756 - 09/27/12 03:38 PM Re: found em... ***** [Re: ]
JTD Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 3007
Loc: Browns Point,Wa. USA
Originally Posted By: AuntyM
I don't think he spelled it wrong rh. I believe he was combining words on purpose, to indicate a higher level of hilarity. wink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau







... and AuntyM comes in from behind with the block!



(I expected the right cross followed by an uppercut but this could still play out as we progress to the next round)




Edited by JTD (09/27/12 03:39 PM)
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#788757 - 09/27/12 03:39 PM Re: found em... [Re: SundayMoney]
stonefish Offline
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Registered: 12/11/02
Posts: 5187
Loc: Carkeek Park
Funny, but I got checked by a cop in my own driveway last Saturday. I was loading my fishing gear in my car at 4:00 AM. I could hear a car coming down the rod, but didn't see any lights. He saw me leaning into the back of my rig. He raced up the street and hit me with his floodlight. Once he saw the gargage door open and I waved at him he backed down the street and continued his lights out patrol.

Maybe he checked me because he knew I had a phone he could call me back on?
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#788760 - 09/27/12 03:56 PM Re: found em... [Re: stonefish]
gvbest Offline
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Loc: Silverdale, WA
A retard trying to call someone else a retard is pretty funny.
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#788767 - 09/27/12 04:25 PM Re: found em... [Re: ]
redhook
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wasnt pickin on you 2, you actually make me laugh...


and im not retarded, nor do i have Aspergers, i only scored a 17 on the test wich makes me about as smart as the average female scientist and or male biologist... ill take it...

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#788794 - 09/27/12 06:20 PM Re: found em... [Re: ]
redhook
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what a crock of sh!t...

so im sitting here listening to some music for a second and i look out the window, and theres some dude ive never seen on a bike riding around... i go out front, he turns around in my neighbors driveway, starin like a mofo at me, i just keep walking towards the corner of my house and towards him as hes riding down the road.. hes kinda lookin around and sh!t, gets to the road, and guess who drives by?

primer colored Explorer....

i give up...

just ran down to where the shots came from and the pics of the pipe were... pipes gone...


Edited by redhook (09/27/12 06:28 PM)

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#788799 - 09/27/12 06:50 PM Re: found em... [Re: ]
RB3 Offline
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Registered: 08/24/10
Posts: 1335
You left the pipe there?? I would've pawned it. Give them thur tweekers a piece of their own medicine

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#788812 - 09/27/12 07:38 PM Re: found em... [Re: RB3]
redhook
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what i should have done was pissed in it...

and actually, if anything of the sort happens again, thats exactly what i will do... they should enjoy that one...

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#788813 - 09/27/12 07:53 PM Re: found em... [Re: ]
stonefish Offline
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Registered: 12/11/02
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Loc: Carkeek Park
Did you offer to paint their Explorer?
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#788854 - 09/27/12 11:43 PM Re: found em... [Re: ]
Ikissmykiss Offline
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Registered: 03/01/03
Posts: 1244
Loc: Snohomish County
Originally Posted By: redhook
and im not retarded, nor do i have Aspergers, i only scored a 17 on the test wich makes me about as smart as the average female scientist and or male biologist... ill take it...

Ummm, from the little that I've read from you, that was probably an IQ test....and a score of 17 ain't that good.
For [Bleeeeep!] sakes, where did you find this guy?

Ike

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#788857 - 09/27/12 11:51 PM Re: found em... [Re: Ikissmykiss]
Direct-Drive Offline
ExtenZe Field Tester

Registered: 11/10/09
Posts: 7960
Loc: Vancouver, WA
Originally Posted By: redhook
and im not retarded, nor do i have Aspergers, i only scored a 17 on the test wich makes me about as smart as the average female scientist and or male biologist... ill take it...

JFC
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#788884 - 09/28/12 12:39 AM Re: found em... [Re: ]
CrailTap Offline
Parr

Registered: 02/19/12
Posts: 53
Now I'm picturing Redhook going after them like Liam Neeson in Taken.

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#788890 - 09/28/12 12:46 AM Re: found em... [Re: CrailTap]
Chuck E Offline
Three Time Spawner

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 1832
Loc: Kitsap Peninsula
I'm thinking a nice 'possum pelt carpet on the floor just might pull my man cave together.
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#788895 - 09/28/12 01:01 AM Re: found em... [Re: CrailTap]
Todd Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
Originally Posted By: CrailTap
Now I'm picturing Redhook going after them like Liam Neeson in Taken.


I was thinking more like RoyBoy in Canadian Bacon.



Fish on...

Todd
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#788904 - 09/28/12 01:06 AM Re: found em... [Re: Ikissmykiss]
redhook
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Originally Posted By: Ikissmykiss
Originally Posted By: redhook
and im not retarded, nor do i have Aspergers, i only scored a 17 on the test wich makes me about as smart as the average female scientist and or male biologist... ill take it...

Ummm, from the little that I've read from you, that was probably an IQ test....and a score of 17 ain't that good.
For [Bleeeeep!] sakes, where did you find this guy?

Ike


ummm no it was an online Aspergers test, multiple places use it.. matter of fact, i took it again today to make sure i didnt lie or fvck up... scored a 20... and i took it because people ran their mouths... and i proved it incorrect again...


my IQ is somewhere int he 400 range..

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#788907 - 09/28/12 01:12 AM Re: found em... [Re: ]
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Parr

Registered: 02/19/12
Posts: 53
Originally Posted By: redhook


ummm no it was an online Aspergers test, multiple places use it.. matter of fact, i took it again today to make sure i didnt lie or fvck up... scored a 20... and i took it because people ran their mouths... and i proved it incorrect again...


my IQ is somewhere int he 400 range..

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#788908 - 09/28/12 01:12 AM Re: found em... [Re: CrailTap]
Todd Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
400 ain't bad.

Fish on...

Todd
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#788913 - 09/28/12 01:15 AM Re: found em... [Re: ]
Big_Daddy
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Originally Posted By: redhook
.............
my IQ is somewhere int he 400 range..


Too bad Einstein is dead.........you could have taught him a lot.

Seriously.........???

400 rofl

Go put that pipe back....

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#788916 - 09/28/12 01:24 AM Re: found em... [Re: ]
Ikissmykiss Offline
Repeat Spawner

Registered: 03/01/03
Posts: 1244
Loc: Snohomish County
400? I think you accidentally added a zero. From this point on I think I'm going with what appears to be the standard reply to your posts....

rofl

JFC

Ike

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#788931 - 09/28/12 02:41 AM Re: found em... [Re: ]
RB3 Offline
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Registered: 08/24/10
Posts: 1335
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long fishing career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will blog about you on piscatorial pursuits

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#788937 - 09/28/12 08:25 AM Re: found em... [Re: RB3]
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