anyways, this one time at band camp, I saw a blue heron.

do you play the flute?

i was just talking to the neighbor that has cancer, and the one thats been harrassed the most about what went on last night... we are kinda bullsh!ttin, im kinda just lookin around like any normal person would do, trees and such...

then...

on the road out at the T, primered 90s Explorer drives by... we jump in the car and get to the road, which is litterally 100 yards away, and its gone... we drove by the apartments that have had tweakers in there, nothing, then theres the next driveway, kinda dusty, but not too much... drove the rest of the road looking for it, and at all the houses, nothing... they had to have gone down that driveway... i think im gonna make a call to the PC Sherriffs letting them know that hes back, or they are back...

FYI, the cops told me to call 911 LAST NIGHT, during an active search for suspects, today, its a non emergency, hell, it may not even be them, you cant just be an idiot and call 911 whenever you like... i did however talk to dispatch, and they are notifying an officer and having him contact me on the whereabouts of what we saw, and he also asked if i got a LP number, which i said no, and that i wouldnt be going again to look for it either.... which he didnt mind either... this property and roads are PRIVATE, they are owned by a family that used to own every inch of property down here, and sold land to certian people and such... they cannot actively patrol this street, then can however sit at the entrance and wait for them to leave... if they even leave tonight... if i had a LP number, they could go directly to the house, but i dont... so be it...

so the cop says call us immediately if you see the explorer.... and what do you do.....

umm, your posting on a forum dude, so i think that anyone can respond without needing YOUR seal of approval..

also...didnt the cop ask you to call 911 as soon as you saw the vehicle again?? did i quote this right?


but instead you put on your jumpsuit and GO GO POWER RANGERS!!

I think the cops should come talk to you maybe about impeding justice and to just do as your asked by a cop rather than taking it into your own hands...but then again..go get'em Tex!


JFC!

A couple more long posts and the script should be finished. Just needs a bit more blow, hookers and alcohol. When does filming begin?

^ This was my favorite part.

What was that R.E.M. song?
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Dont go back to Methville

sorry merg but that one was great!!

Kaiser, you got to read between the lines to make it funnier bro..

appearently you didnt read, or take Parkers "knock the sh!t off" thing seriously OTS...

ive already told you i aint scared of sh!t, a god damn bomb could go off and i would tell everyone to stay inside, and i would go outside... im not a bitch, nor a keyboard kommander like OTS... you think im going to allow something like this to dictate me and run my life? think again...

ive done what ive done, and am here for a reason, never been in jail, never arrested, only cuffed like 10 times, maybe more, maybe less... but, i could understand why lol...

keep the bullsh!t to a minimum, or i will cancel this show... i have no problem doing that either... funny stuff, fine, all good, stuff about my family, or just being a douchebag in general, not gonna fly with me... the choice is yours...

You can't cancel the show! We are waiting for the sequel "Lost em".

This one is giving Sol's "Parrot Chronicles" a run for............

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Salmo, good idea, thanks..

funny tho how again, no phone call back... nothing... again.. seriously?

So there is a multiple possum discount?

Nice!

Redhook, not that I think you should follow this advice, but once somebody starts shooting their pistol in my neighborhood I don't grab my pistol, I go for my fighting rifle. Gun fights go to those who don't fight fair.

Really though, call 911.

Sorry, if I hear shots I am not running outside. When hearing shots fired, step one is seek cover. Its not about being scared. Being brave is picking up a spider out of your wifes shoe. Walking down to tweekers with weapons is border line retarded. I think you are becoming one with Call of Duty and merging reality with it. Sort of like that guy in that Take On Me music video. Real life isn't like a video game.

Anyways, I still stick by my claymore idea.

Tweakers?


Just call an exterminator

thats highlarious 2MANY!

Go as the star of the show though..sorry.."tho"(have to get into character)..to get the REALLY hot chics!

I have a old pair of waders, fancy new lamiglass, my junk vest and spool of 15ft leaders ready for the parties..I wouldnt be suprised if people recognize the costume either, I wonder if my bag will get candy OR black yarn, corkies and walmart brand fishin string...

when you try to make fun of someone and accuse them of being stupid and such, you should probably type correctly yourself... HILARIOUS is how its spelled, oh and its LAMIGLAS, theres no SS in it oh, and if you want to get technical, most everyone i know types it CHICK... Chic is for fashion retard...















JFC THO....

You seem to think you're the only dude in the ghetto with a crime problem.

The po-po have more on their plates than babysitting you.