More people doing it every year. just in my limited fishing so far in the beginning of the season i have seen 5 times as many people doing this technique then i did last year all year.....


If you've seen my posts about limits every time i go out during silver season, a few kings, aloooot of chum....


This technique used properly can catch you a few extra fish sometimes then you normally would have caught using traditional gear...or more fish then you ever thought possible

My DVD is taking waaaaaayyyy to long to come out. the whole point of it was to make money. i have gotten three emails from people wanting to learn. i have literally spent a 1000 plus hours doing JUST this technique for every species of fish that swim in the river. I have also caught them ALL. i have video and picture PROOF. I have learned the in's..the outs..the do's the dont's and every little dirty trick you can do to outfish anybody on the river. : ) heh heh heh. this technique will get you into fist fights, arguments, and everything in between. Yes....it has happened on more than one occasion

i can teach this technique to anybody who can effectively cast a spinning rod in less than 8 hours. thats FISH TO THE BANK.

i know im going to here an uproar of snide remarks, opinions, loud mouths and know it alls telling whatever it is they nay say. i have video...and picture proof of all i claim. ive been compiling it for the DVD im trying to put together. its taking damn to long and costing more money than i think its going to be worth. hahah.

you want to learn? fine. it aint cheap. Prices will reflect the service provided. a guided fishing trip will cost you the same. I'll provide the 'lures' for the first time and you can order them or make them yourself just like i do, after. we can walk in or we can take YOUR boat. makes no difference to me.

unlike a guide....im teaching you a skill. a skill you can have forever...not just an experience for the day.

PM me for details. honestly i have no time. BUT if theres a demand i will make time. aloha.
Jerid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2loCVrtrj8M just in case you need a taste of what you can accomplish with this technique. you may have heard of it...seen it....you may have caught fish with it...but your just scratching the surface of how powerful this techniuqe can be.

im not sure i can even post this here? hahaha sorry bob if im not allowed...im not really sure...ive always been a 'self promoter' anythow hahahaha

I hope, for your sake Merg, that you are kidding.

It reads like one of those emails you get on a can't miss stock. It goes on and on about how great it is and how much money you will make but it never tells you what stock it is. Then when you reach the bottom of the email it says, "and we will tell you what this stock is if you subscribe to us for $$".

Uh....isn't he just twitching jigs????

JFC...sober up

Let me get this straight. You are going to teach me how to get in fights and arguments on the river. You will do this by giving me a DVD, guiding me on the river bank and giving me "lures" of some sort.

WTF?

Son, crack is whack. Put down the pipe.

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

i'll buy this dvd!

pencil-drawing sales slow?

c'mon you envious gouls........ MERG!......MERG!.....MERG!.....(all together now!)......MERG!......MERG!........MERG!

JTFC

No special offers for the few orders? Weak

never get tired of watching a good troller put on a whack and stack.

wether merg is serious or not, why care? them dimwits from STS have their dvds on how tos' whats the difference in a dvd or a series of books on bobber fishing? really not a whole lot.

That's in the bonus features.

Something about Merg's post reminds me of that other self-promoter,the Donald. It's more than just the hair...

I had my credit card ready, then I read the bit about spinning rods only. Damn.


I found this part humorous, if not a bit offensive as well.



By the way Merg, how's the paper work coming. Now that you are offering services that meet the definition of commercial fishing guiding, you probably have quite a pile of forms to fill out and fees to pay.

I think I'll skip the video and guide trip offer this time around. I'm waiting for the next video titled " How to borrow a friends drift boat and lose one of his oars".

I still have your friends oar. Since it has been about a year now I think I'll start charging you rent.

My twitching skills good. How much to follow you around Tacoma and learn how to hook up with slooty women?

CG, I too found that rather humorous/offensive! But I have to say this thread is pure gold, lol!!!

Why can I picture Stam and Merg tearing the place up together?

JFC...















Sign me up!

I've gotten 3 emails from people wanting to learn why you are such a dumbass

He's a publicity whore, Mark.....you jealous? C'mon.....out with it.

i would be quite interested in a merg vid on how he aproaches woman with that frohawk.

half hour infomercial late at night. try my pickup lines and my twitchy itchy jig pesentations! wether sleazy hotties or slimey silvers, my techniques get action! 1 800 666 2112 or 1 800 HOT MERG

"Mergy's believe it or not"

umm...huh?

WTF, now what are ya up to ? First you trying to keep your twitching and jig styles a big secret, and now you want to sell freely given knowledge learned from your friend ? Maybe you need to go back to Hawaii and sell daily excursions to tourists. Oh by the way, how about cleaning that pig stigh of a bedroom and give your mother some grocery money

No, but I can tell you are, you'd suck merg off any chance you can get

bahahahaha.....classic.

Grocery money? He probably invested it all in his DVD.......

learned from my friend?!?!?!? RIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHT. i was doing it WELL before he became a guide. Did in the salt and caught fish in the Skok with it before he was guiding. he just used it guiding and started using it exclusively...obviously got better at it..and started to show the diversirty of the technique. Then he left to montana for half the year and i took it further than ever.

hey 'guides' i meant no disrespect what so ever. i respect what you guys do. You guys bust your a$$ to provide an amazing time. i couldnt do it....ever...... so i tip my hat to you guys.


but i can teach somebody in 8 hours to outfish every single guy on the river for silvers, chum, and pick up an extra steelhead or king on those tougher trips. fish first cast? 5 fish in 5 casts? how about two fish in one cast? lost the first....had another one take it before i reeled in....


shrug. if theres money to be made doing it. why keep it a secret. everyones trying it....i did say TRYING it. eventually good fisherman will start to master it just as i did over time. why not make money on it now?

if your good at it...great....go for it. i'll still outfish you doing it BEHIND you after you fished through. Do it allll the time. you want to learn how to do it better let me know.

i knew you guys would love this : ) my faithful bench warmer fans. lots of talk....not so much show. keep jawing ( raise the roof) your just making me look better the worse you talk hyahaha

the technique is easier done, less fatigue to your wrist ( spoiler!!!) and more EFFECTIVELY done with a spinning rod. tested both....spininng rod gets the nod. i am a baitcasting DIE hard. only time i use the scrotum scratchers.

Delusions of Grandeur

a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are.

My gauge is fun and Merg's having it. Doesn't distract from others' abilities as fishermen, so quit being so indignant and petty.

Some elect to work from early in life until the end, some play from start to finish.....whatever floats your boat. But watching fun beats the Hell out of watching work.

And as for your "sucking" remark, Mark......it's a pitiful little bitch remark. When have I ever said anything condescending about you? I'm not responsible for your choices, so if your choices don't bring you what you want....change them.

Hey at least it's obvious from the vid that the boy knows low to pull LOW and LEFT.

I think slab hit it right in his last post. It is America idn't it? Piscatorial "pursuit of happiness" and all. If someone's brand of fun does not take away from yours, what's the big deal? No harm, no foul.

Entertaining as always Merg. You've definitely filled a void and found a unique niche on this board.

Who needs VHawk now that we got The Merg?

OKAY, i want to get in on this too, yes i have fished with the merg, though it was more like driving him around and watching him catch and then want to leave for greener pastures..yes he is pretty dangerous with those jigs, and YES..he has some serious maturing to do, both cosmetically and mentally..

then you go and post all this after i got a scathing email after posting my twitching jigs from earlier this year on here and facebook..huh?? and the video thing could be fun(ny) but i believe the price wont get that bird off the ground. But seriously 1000+ hours? you got a log book bro? you should do some math because even the guides can have a hard time putting up those hours in your "given" timeline.
BTW..I hope I get a cut off these dvd's..actually i think i want those couple GB's worth of my footage from my rivers back if this is how they will be used...kinda serious there..

its a technique and a fad..once everyone from tidewater up is doing it the fish will get keen and fade away, then on to the next "big thaaang"
--it'll be the same way how you and your guide budding went in and pounded those 4 holes last year like a bunch of whores, hit them everyday like yall did and..well, you where there, you know that 2 weeks later it got tough...(be smart enough not to guide there either like the other walk-in dipshyts)

the lesson offer is also kinda funny dude, because I would already have taken care of my guiding fees and insurance before making a statement as such....i think its much smarter to keep your 9-5 at terrace and fish for fun, if you ask me why? i say go back and search for the Vhawk scandal, your cuter than him but it wont help.

I know your a decent guy jerid but why is it that anytime I see you associated with something on here I just shake my head and sigh?

wait a second!!..are you the same guy on the gayfishin.com that re-posted our video from that day to drum up business?

please dont become a guide, you'll give superfisky a bad name..

we need to update the stars rating..Merg and hook will battle for the top!

Dude. Total hater.....

OK, so much for no harm, no foul.

I stand corrected.

Back to my fried clams.

Carry on....

Let’s see, twitching jigs, the new fad. The first time I twitched a jig was sometime in the mid 60's in Lake Washington, and it wasn't new then, there was also a seminar at one of the sportsman shows in the 80's about twitching jigs. The method comes and goes just like many other methods, and like other things in life, some people do it much better than others.
Merg has developed certain "skills" that seem to work very well for him, at least in his world of priorities, and like Slab says, he's very entertaining.

Great thread!

Cool thread! It took me a little while to figure our the twitching jigs thing (like a week) but bass guys have been doing the same identical thing for the past 30 years.

i dunno Merg, sounds like a lot of fluff in your sales pitch... you need to do a latenight infomercial next

Kind of reminds me of a few original characters when this bb started in '99
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMENQeCbxfI&feature=relmfu

Wait... Is this for real or am i being punked?

Flounder.... me likey.

if you are taking someone to a river showing them how to "fish" and "catch fish"for a fee, that would be considered guiding...

do you have your lisence?

also are you going to pay taxes on such income?


should have kept the money out of it from the get go, way too late for that...

Amazing!

Almost painful...

wow-just read this. Merg I am sure you checked with Bob to promote your DVD and "guide service" on his website. Most likely he would not ask for a cut and just say go right ahead.

dvd titled "How to get noticed on the river"

new fad is twitching K16's- oh man should of kept my mouth shut

is that room clean yet? dont make momma mad

yeah license....all of it. sure. got ya. Your right.....i worded it wrong. i take large DONATIONS. come the F**** on. you speed? you ever teach a friend something and they reimburse you for the gas you spent getting them there? CALL THE TAX man. hes going to be BEATING down my door. liability? im walking on the river.....i volunteered to go into someones boat.


hey zues.

a guide????? what ....the..hell....are you guys talking about. i can teach someone to do it IN THEIR YARD!!!!! in a POND!!!!


bahahah. you are all acting like i give TWO SH!ts what you think...like im goign to change my mind magically because a couple of fisherman have an "OPINION"

your barking up the wrong tree. you guys still dont get it....i pretend like none of you exist...i just post...laugh at you boners...nod to the respectful ones and nice guys who i respect...and MOVE...on..with .my life hahaha.

didnt ask Bob. one thing i didnt think of until it was posted. he can take it down any time. i feel bad about that. the guy has let me stay on here for quite sometime without getting kicked off haahha.

this all started because i was getting emails on my you tube videos. you dont like...dont get it...i could care less. i feel like making a couple extra hundred bucks before christmas. shrug.

regardless of what you think Merg, it is illegal, and unfortunately, you posted about it on a site that the WDFW looks at...


you are offering services for a fee, that falls under the WDFW laws as "guiding", bank, boat, hellicopter, whatever...

good luck... the fines aint pretty, just ask the jackwagon on the Cow a couple years back that lost 2 BOATS because of guiding without a lisence.. as well as his truck and camper...

oh, he went to jail too..

redhook, make like a tree and leave.

quiet down dude..redhook is schoolin merg on legalities!!




JFC
6 stars


it all starts like this

Merg's been here SEVEN years?

JFC! I barely noticed.

Just felt like I should add to the JFC count on this epic thread.

How many now?

my bad I stand corrected haha.

your barking up the wrong tree. you guys still dont get it....i pretend like none of you exist...i just post...laugh at you boners...nod to the respectful ones and nice guys who i respect...and MOVE...on..with .my life hahaha.


Respect you for what Merg?

Kind of like all of your Craigslist girlfriends?



no, but there's probably a few people on here who will take you fishing if you give them some.

The kid always has to learn things the hard way no matter how much or what you try to tell him. His adult ADD in is getting me down!!!!

Tough crowd!

Hate to burst anyone's bubble, but the vast majority of salmon and steelhead anglers in the PNW have no idea this website exists. If Merg wants to provide info to these folks, go for it!

My only advice is to acknowledge Big Bob, and toss him a percentage for the privledge of marketing on his website. We're playing in his house, and he has the right to decide who stays and who pays.....

thanks coho angler.

respect.....i meant theres a ton of really cool people on here that i value their opinion...they give good advice and are generally good all around people. eyefish, stam to name a few.

i love to learn the hard way. its the only way to fly.

yeah. if i get some business off of it i will kick him some dough. like i said....afterthought. poor form on my part.

the hard way greg??? lets not go that route...thats the tea calling the kettle black. I have nothing against my stepfather/greg despite his constant bad mouthing. I have nothing but good things to say about him. apparently it makes him feel better to put me down and TRY and make me look bad. shrug. his deal not mine. usually family sticks together no matter what. I guess im not family enough for him. i can only control how i treat people. not how they treat me. such is life.

redhook. you are my hero. thanks for the heads up. serious talk, im a fan

hey...keep posting guys. free advertisement. got a few more hits on my youtube video becasue of it!!! keep it up.....tell me more about how bad it is to teach folks...or maybe what lawyer i should get...really great stuff guys.

i love how i lead you guys all into this. hahahahah i knew you guys would blow this post up with your pufffed up chests telling me your overinflated opinions. dont you think i planned that? bahahahahh. love it. its been how many years? and you dopes still fall into the same trap, again ....and again....and again...like the dog on the movie "up" SQUIRREL!!!! ...i should write a book on "self promoting on forum websites for THE dummies" bahahahahah.

to the rest of you. thanks for the input. im goign to have to rethink some things i think. but thanks for seeing what im trying to do and giving good solid feedback.

my adult ADHD??? wow....now my own stepfather makes fun of my disability that has ruined my whole life, made me struggle with jobs and relationships. Literally the one thing in my life i strove the hardest to control, to change, to overcome. The one thing in my life that has shaped my whole life...that i am JUST NOW seeing a light at the end of the tunnel. way to go greg. your such a standup guy.....lets say i roll up my sleeves and tell everyone on here about yOU!!!! you would flip the F**** out if everyone knew all your secrets, shortcomings, problems. my self esteem can take it becasue i have spent a lifetime dealing with people just like you trying to make themselves feel better about their own lives by putting down mine.....but i never expected it from family. good job greg...you feel better now? you feel wiser? you look cooler on a forum website? you going to sleep better knowing you said it? well done.

thanks stam. awwwww i love my mom. i help her any way i can dont worry

tip of the day: Keep your tip up..and don't horse 'em.

...I thought it was low and left....

he may have been talking about woman....i wasnt sure on the reference...;)

on the swing/ nate.....

legalities....bro....dont get me started on your 'legalities'. the difference between you and i is i dont give two f****s what anyone thinks....so when i do something most fisherman consider "immoral" i own up to it and back it up with why i dont care what they think and why i think its NOT immoral...when i do it you on the other hand have this fear and reputation to uphold considering what a stand up member of the community and now works for the state. .... i couldnt do a ton of damage to that...but i got enough ammo to make a dent. lets not get into a 'dick' measuring contest.

also since instead of offering advice you decided to slam me, discredit me....i guess i can return some fire by saying if you actualy CAUGHT a fish in my prescence, you could have some credibility....but in the half year we fished together....YOU NEVER CAUGHT A FISH except the ONES WE TAUGHT YOU HOW TO CATCH WITH THE TECHNIQUE WE TAUGHT YOU!!!!!!!....1000's of hours....tell me again how that doesnt add up....i fish with you a few times and all of a sudden your a mathmatician about how many hours i spend fishing....weird...you apperantly need a few MORE hours on the river. come on over....i'll give you the FRIEND rate and teach you a few more things.

gayfishing dot com? what the hell.....i dont know what your into nate/OnTheSwing....but i only posted my video here and on youtube.


oh i know you catch fish. ive seen the videos....but since we are laying some skin bare why dont you go fly a kite....i got the videos of JARED AND I TEACHING YOU THE TECHNIQUE....so yeah....when you are BLABBER mouthing about a technique we told you to keep your trap shut about...i got a little angry. SO WHAT!? it was a gift....to a friend....and now im regretting it.

Merg's Mom here, AND DAMN PROUD of it.

IMHO all you FAT, FAG 2" peckered MO FO's are just jealous!!!! That he can not only get your gonads grinding but CATCH FISH and sexy women too! Oh and has a WAIST LINE, ABS & a full HEAD of HAIR!

PS as for his room, I don't live in it so..........

As for the other aforementioned issue (Adult ADD) wow LOW BLO ...... I think he is doing a pretty good effort trying to manage it WITH OUT drugs which the rest of you seem to be CONSUMING WAY to many of!!!

Merg,

i dont know if your use of OTS/Nate is in regards to both of us, or OTS's name is Nate, thats what my name is...

my statements werent a bash towards you in any way, you wanna make a DVD go ahead, i may even watch it at some point, you wanna teach people how to fish/guide, go ahead, i may even go with you sometime, who knows...

all i was saying, is dont be stupid, get your ducks in a row and do it the right way... dont get yourself in trouble because of overlooking something, or just not caring about it...

like i said, there was a guy a little while back on the Cow that was guiding out of his sled without the proper lisencing, and undercover WDFW agents seized his boat... then the genius came back with another boat shortly later, and they took that boat too, and his truck and camper, and took him to jail...

do you know how much a guide lisence is for say steelhead?

its alot cheaper than 2 big ass sleds and a big truck and camper thats for damn sure....

do it right, and good luck...

I think I've been on this board 12 years or so. Merg, we've seen many of you come and go, but this has to be the best "too many beers at midnight" post I've ever seen. Very nice! Can you tell you've stirred the nest

This thread is really going places. I have been having a pretty boring day overall, but for this!

I'm not even sure what this thread is even about, but if Merg makes a DVD I will be the first to pirate it.

Wonder how the dinner table conversation is going to go at the Merg residence....... maybe we can get some youtube vid

My god we are on page 10 of bash on merg........Who's cherrios did merg piss in anyway. Reminds me of a school yard full of little third graders that are used to getting beat up by the fourth graders finding a second grader to kick around.

Merg seems to have contributed some laughs over my years around here. What is the deal?

Why do we give a crap if Bob gives his OK. And I am sure he will let him know if he has a problem with it. What is with all the haters(besides the few that do nothing but hate on people.....you know who you are).

no no redhook....was to on the swing...his name is nate too.

dinner convo aint going to go well.....hahah but thats why i go trolling at night....or stay at some chicks house after she buys my "services " hahahha

Nothing screams HOT like a chick with a mullet!!

His MOM showed up?!?!?!

Best thread ever.

That smart ass attitude wouldn't fly long around here. Especially if we so your picture and knew who you were. You must live and fish in pussyville. Someone needs their butt spanked.

Tell your mom to call me.

The comedy just get's better every day.

And tell your buddy his ear rings make him look like a tool and to man up. Hugs and kisses. And that chick in your avatar still looks like an alien.

whats wrong with earrings?

do you know the real deffinition of the word "tool" like you are using it?

chill out, jfc

Hey Merg, many of us have ADHD and deal with it fine including me. Good
luck.

10K stars.

JFC Squared!

Redhook. Are you asking if I know what the word tool means? No I don't, heard the word used but never understood. And I think ear rings are for women. Merg's mom must have really shaken you up. JFC...And I have A.D.D too, I think.

And maybe it's just me. But I've never even seen merg's mom and I want to make sweet love to her. Do you mind merg? Err..

Dang! 2Many comes through with the best posts in yet another thread! Took the thoughts right outa' my keyboard.

Merg's mom be hawt, and I'm not overly offended at her derision that my scalp is a few hairs shy of my youthful Afro. And if Cougar bait is under 30, Im outa' luck anyway, as is Stamster.

Merg has always been great entertainment on this forum. He's the only PP member to appear here in a bikini, even tho it really hurt the eyes.

lol

The radius?.......you only have a half a pecker then?

A half-moon shape?

actually that would be a quarter moon.

kinda like a sliced pickle

probably green too

Dude.......

Stop talking about peckers.

Merg's mom reads this sh!t.

Funny stuff guys lol

Good to see you, Dan!

maybe she taped around and divided by 3?

uh huh

you edited your sh!t and still did that? come on maaaaaan...

tell me when you and the moms is on Maury so i can reel to reel it for future safekeeping...

well apperantly you have 'so' my picture alot. You ever notice how your talking about guys body parts....yarnballs deep? studying my picture? my butt spanked....i mean i thought you were just poking fun before.....technically...this time.... its called flirting.



hugs and kisses? im starting to see a trend here....

alien? pussyville? is this guy for real?!?!?!?!you been on here...waht 8 days? hey zues bro. step back. you dont wade in with Ali becasue you think you can box. work up to it. your liable to hurt yourself tryign to keep up. i know you aint been round these parts long so ill fill you in on the last 9 years...... i been BLASTING My picture on the internet here and everywhere else for 9 years bruddah....no ones stepped up yet. you going to come on out for the title? yarnballsdeep....nice bro...its like fisher price " my first forum website"

Look. im not a homophobe....i dont care that your gay bro. honestly. alot of gay guys think that some woman are like aliens. When your ready to come out of the closet....or one day talk to women...( they aren't aliens bro...just people like you and me) let me know. im here to help. we are all in this together. until then...shhhhhhhhhhh. you stay quiet long enough and hold back your scandolously flirting comments...you might learn something. (wink)

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzing!!!

you guys got ADHD? please brotha....they invented the term ADHD when they diagnosed me. most doctors said i had one of the most extreme cases of it they had seen. bahahah you got A.D.D ....uh huh. thats like looking at leonardo da vinci's drawings and going " i can draw too" ...not even comparable.

the fishing DVD? services? your stretching bro....i expect better from you...ive given you plenty of material to work with here and thats the best you could do...frankly i feel let down 2many....i'll give you one more chance before i lose all faith in your wit.

2many is 2much!!!!



This is one of those "Bow Suckers" moments

ADD was changed to ADHD in the early 90s because not all ADD cases are the same.. ther are different categories so the switched name of it to include a broader spectrum or some sh!t..

if you got it Merg and manage it without medication, good for you, quite suprising actually... quite a few of my friends had/have it.. none take any medications...

if you take Adderall, you are basically a legal tweaker.. same as back in the day when Dexedrine came out...

bringin it up tho was kinda messed up, especially being family...

you should appologize 59...

my father forced me to take it when i was younger...stunted my growth. i grew 4 inches out of high school after i stopped taking it. adderall is lethal sh!t bro...lethal. tried taking it again later in life....talk about hi's and lows...whoa. i have talked a few people out of taking it since then. tougher to deal with life but more satisfying to NOT be hi or extremely low all the time haha.

EPIC Thread. The only way this can get better is to have BIG STICK join the party.

Merg,
Do you drive an explorer?

ahh [Bleeeeep!] its out now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=_QxFJIcl2xE&NR=1

lol

Holy f.uck.

'The Parrot Chronicles' is now in sight, and in danger of losing the lead.

Thanks for the entertainment Merg and everyone else.

retards arguing about being ADD or ADHD, short bus gonna short bus.

Piper, Merg drives an Exploder.

Yeah Merg, TMI, and then some. The short bus is getting shorter by the page. But go ahead and invite your mom back into the thread. This really has the potential to surpass the Parrot Chronicles.

Never had this much entertainment on a fishing website. Evah.

with bullet holes?





but hey, I'm not gonna ask how you know...

This should end the thread, but it won't I suspect the grand wizard of all things twitching might have a crystal meth habit. And calls it add, of the adult variety. Thats what u city boys do these days. Not to many fellars around here put that kind of care into their hair before going fishing. And yeah, ive been here eight days cause i dont need the interweb to help me catch fishes..ur mom still hasen't returned my fleshlight. You have a purdy mouth merg..you did see a trend.

Irish whiskey made me do it. 2many, will you post some cool pics and stories tomorrow?

yarnballsdeep.....thats your reply....fleshlight....pbbbbbbb. give it a few years....reading and writing is new for you so i'll give you some leeway with the interweb as you so eloquently put it.


TMI ??? my middle name. : )

Back to the original topic.... if the dvd format is taking too long.



....I'll take the VHS...

Merg---You ph.ucking ROCK!!

maybe it shows you how to pick up chicks.......judging from his avatar lately he's got two around him at all times. Maybe he's got a harem. If it shows how to build up a harem ...i will definitely be interested in the DVD.

Lovin' it!
Is this tagged with 5 stars yet?



Merg, keep with the fishing and gals.....forget the personal details. I don't care how you got to be who you are.

I'm not sure she was twitching.....looks more like she been using a double float set-up.
Those little snappers are pretty tasty as well.

"Oh yeah!! Well MY ADHD is waaaay worse than YOUR ADHD, so nyah!!"

Classic.

I bet your daddy can kick everyone else's daddy's azz too.

I just "twitched" in my pants...

And you wonder why fishermen cannot unite and stop the commies and Indians!

HFMOGJFC.

Please tell me this thread is not a joke.

Also...please, please, please....please...



...PLEASE...tell me that quote is real, too.

Six stars.

D.O.G., mommy-D.O.G., ADHD, and a healthy sprinkling of JFC's...all in one thread...

And...all about a very not new, and not hard fishing technique that the OP just learned about a few years ago.

Please tell me everything in this thread is legit...if it's just trolling it's not nearly as funny.

Please.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Usually after wasting ten minutes reading stuff like this I feel like I've...well, wasted ten minutes. This time it was well worth it.

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And...all about a very not new, and not hard fishing technique that the OP just learned about a few years ago.

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nice try bro. its been around since the 70's. But you SOUNDED cool acting like you knew....not hard? niether is drift fishing or float fishing...but to do it correctly...and VERY VERY well...thats called mastery. so shhhhhhhh. go back to your internet porn dear. few of the guys who know you in real life told me alllll about you ...hahah

Merg, you're going from fool to dipshit the more you post on this topic.

And...either you are confused, or can't read very well. Re-read the part you quoted.

Fish on...

Todd

How many sisters do you have merg, oh time for a Facebook search

JFC!

Are we gonna see page 10?

Merg you related to a Leah Rayne? Looks like she's a lesbian

Thanks 2MANY, I was feverishly going thru all the various permutations of that acronym in my head but never did figure out the exact syntax.

The things a guy learns on PP.

How to fix a POS Revo.... and how to say HFMOG.

Ain't this board great?

Whomever said 2Many wasn't 2Smart wasn't 2Well-Informed.

Fish on...

Todd

I'm obviously new to the site and had to do some research and certain characters. Merg, you figured out how to tie, choose and twitch jigs. You take those tools to those little holea with stacked up ho's and start twitching. Angry freshly oxygenated(probably spelt wrong) bite tge big ugly jig. Coho like twitched jigs, it's nothing you perfected before others. I am jealous of you and all others who get the chance to slay and chase nasty skeezy women whenever they want, but I have to go to damn work. As far as the pics of you with your arms around girls, congratulations. Proves nothing. We're around the same age and I get good looking girls also. I just go after the more respectable girls who don't dig the cocky hair-do's and purple sunglasses. Kind of have a Jersey Shore D-Bag thing going on. Its just weird for people to see a Donny from New Kids on the Block catching fish. But do you brudah. I can tell you, if you ever want to settle down with a good gal you'll have to tone down the whole character deal. Well, hear comes a 12 paragraph response, I don't do paragraphs, my cell phone has a way of making my curser jump all over. Keep it sleezy merg..

you seriously know band members from New Kids on the Block by name?


ive now seen it all... well, most of it, i already know everything...

No, those are definitely tweaked.





Before tweaking.....

Hes the only dude in the groups name I can remember. And hes Mark Wahlbergs brother. I was a kid in the late 80's early 90'. What are you gonna do? Didn't have a sleeping bag like the neighbor girls though:(

And that girls boobs are a bit too big. Makes her look weird. She'd be hotter if she sported a normal over the shoulder boulder holder.. Term used in an awesome early 90's movie Little Monsters. Anyone remember? Jessica Alba muuuuch cuter. I feel like I'm turning into Merg now. I Really don't enjoy attention, just bored...

Wonder if boob doctors and beaver doctors have trouble gettin' wood ?
Lookin' at 'em all day long and all.

Now i didn't read the whole thread but i watched most of the video...

I think it's funny how something "new" like this comes along and someone claims to have invented it or perfected it or whatever and now wants to be known as THE ONE..

Funny thing about all this jig twitching is that fly fishermen have been doing it for decades with streamers.....

sure it works great.. glad you have fun doing it... new however it is not.

It ain't the lookin' that's so bad.

It's the examining, touching, and smelling of diseased girl parts that's a game-killer.

JFC!

That is a very bad visual, you just whacked my evening eyeFish.
"diseased girl parts" Made me remember the 70's.....just a bit!

10 pages yet?

You little fox, you're just too smart for us...so far ahead of us all. When will we ever learn? Seriously, your arms and hands must be in constain pain from patting yourself on your back so hard and so often. Never seen the likes of it on PP....ever. And that says alot.

As good as this thread is (6 star minimum), and for as much entertainment he provides, I wouldn't mind it at all if The Merg moved back to Hawaii and showed up here a couple of times a year...or less.

Ike

lol

What Ike said, more or less verbhatehim.

groce.......... do you even lift?

was that a joke?...

Wow. Never mind on that good luck. You clearly are exceptional on all fronts including stupidity and ego.

Only extreme cases of ADHD will get a man in a bikini......

i'll also toss in a JFC

FishPrince posts the Merg bikini........ 5 stars!!

and a couple of thumbs up as well!

Get a room.

I voted for 74, so stop pestering me.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzing!!!!!!!!

wasn't that VHawk checking out Merg's bikini fit?

WOW!!

I leave for a couple days to watch the H.C. gillnetters do their thing and this has been going the whole time??! AND his mom showed up? damn thats cool, but she is a lush and I almost saw it..

and i bit the hand the feeds me? really, you taught me a trick, thanks bro, but i coulda learned it elsewhere just like you did.. and i catch plenty of fish without you merg, it aint hard...just usually when your around I feel like a babysitter/school bus driver..or am watchin you flail a fly rod in the front of my drift boat like a 2 year old(with adhd) while miles of river go by...

you are a nice guy and a danger to fish, truly, but your attitude dont mesh well with me/most you've met, so continue on master, i'll keep watchin from under my rock..where its safe!

i predict 15+ pages and a whole lot more jfc's by the time my fishery closes, see you guys in a week for the results!

hats off to you on the bikini pix though pretty boy..that will scar/make me laugh for some time to come!! i feel like that pic will be around for awhile..your WAY more man than I

I'm more interested in hearing about the H.C gillnetters falling flat on their face?

i was talking about the dude above me...

spelling it groce is like spelling it grosseries...

I can't help but chuckle when redhook schools someone on spelling...


11 pages and counting





I want more pics of mom and sisters!