Impressive work IrishRogue.

Too bad your are such a 'effing dunce Dan s. How long did you spend
discovering the difference between too> also and the infinitive to?
Same for the contraction it's > it is and the possessive its'?
Dumbchit.

How long?

I don't remember - I learned how to properly use English years ago, and don't really give it a thought any more.

You, on the other hand, never learned how to properly communicate in English. It's probably because the education you received in 1912 was substandard. (did you notice how I used "it's" right there -not attempting to show possession, but the contracted form of "it is")

The only question is why you think you're so f'n smart when you prove daily that you're an ignoramus.

Dementia is my guess.

Thank you, Hank.

Illy - pay attention - you could learn something here.

I've been guilty of misusing your and you're, but I'm not claiming to have an IQ of 148.

they're their now, boys.




Dan, what the Hell happened to you? Seriously. You seem to have popped a vein or something.

Maybe you just like being owned?

If you're so easily upset by an old-timer, maybe you should take another toke.....or two......or ten.

How about a laxative?

Relax......(just because I don't give a crap about you)

Hank, it would be great if you could do a one on 'prolly' too.

Dan is and has been tokeless since the new job.

I don't think you have any f'n clue about who is getting owned, Einstein.

You don't often "own" someone by proving you're an idiot by not knowing the difference between "its" the possessive, and "it's" the contraction of "it is".

I'm tired of the old goat telling everyone how smart he is when he clearly isn't. He might impress you, though.

Listen, if I need any help from you dealing with a senile old goat, I'll let you know. Otherwise, MYOFB.

You're wrong, Dan.
Being "owned" is being controlled by someone else.
And that's you........Einstein.

And Illy is "controlling" me, huh?



Yeah, OK.

Actually you look pretty good with all those strings, puppet boy. You look like a big ol' bird's nest.

But if you can't put your thumb down on the spool, that's what you get.

carry on, son.

For the record its' is an older form of the possessive pronoun. Many things change. Language has currency as Hiyakawa says in his essay.
We no longer use a comma in the string of connected items preceding the conjunction 'and,' but it was taught in elementary english in the 40's and 50's.
You're still a effing dunce Dan S.

For the record, your IQ is nowhere near 148.

So that makes you a liar as well as a racist.

I may be a lot of things, but being a liar is not one of those things.
I am sorry you seem distressed by my possible IQ numbers. You
should get over it. Save some wear and tear on your nervous system.
That goes for some of the other weenies out there too.

Distressed?

No.

Amused.

148 isn't your possible IQ. Impossible would be the accurate term.

It's OK to be in denial. It won't damage you. Just finished watching
Zulu. Enjoy that movie. Maybe it is because the Officers and men of the 24th Foot were supposed to die and they didn't succumb to the
Zulu.
Be strong Dan S. Don't forget to wax the strings now and then.

Yeah.

I'm the one in denial.

I bet your wife never lets you get the last word.