#803613 - 11/29/12 05:15 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
[Re: gvbest]
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River Nutrients
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Well-stated sir, my sentiments exactly.
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#803684 - 11/29/12 09:03 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 03/08/99
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Loc: Wenatchee, WA
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I don't have a dog in this fight...but I feel everybody has a right to be miserable if they so choose.
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#803693 - 11/29/12 09:35 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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River Nutrients
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If you suspect your son may be switching teams and there's a chance he may be worrying about what the certificate looks like later in life, you might want to think about getting him this for Christmas.   You're terrible Hank..... Mf
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#803696 - 11/29/12 09:42 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
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Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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I don't have a dog in this fight...but I feel everybody has a right to be miserable if they so choose. Too bad most the miserable people in the world feel the need to try and make others feel miserable, too... Fish on... Todd
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#803733 - 11/29/12 11:30 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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For me it's really simple - When there is too much love in the world, I will be justified in telling other people how they can express their love. I don't expect that justification anytime soon.....
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#803735 - 11/29/12 11:42 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
[Re: eddie]
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River Nutrients
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When some friends of ours got married in the Seychelles the marriage license was still a holdover from the British Empire. The included the couple's current occupation. They bride's was listed as "spinster".
Some old habits do need to change.
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#803792 - 11/30/12 11:36 AM
Re: Marriage Certificates
[Re: 4Salt]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 12/15/02
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Loc: Ahhhhh, damn dog!
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With the State changing Marriage certificates I had a thought. Why change the traditional one? Why not just add a couple.
You could label the current one Hetrosexual. Leave Bride and Groom. Even some perverts might prefer use that one.
You could have another labeled Homosexual. You could leave the spaces for Bride and Groom blank , so that the perverts could fill those spaces in with anything they like.
Might need another labeled Other. hey PutZ, i have a little trick that really helps with issues such as this, it works great if you stick to the plan, and dont stray from the objective.... ready? mind your own fvckin business... simple as that... +1 Absolutely, bet you wouldn't want people poking their nose into YOUR business! +1000 Fishy
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#803820 - 11/30/12 03:25 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
[Re: Todd]
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River Nutrients
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Too bad most the miserable people in the world feel the need to try and make others feel miserable, too...
Fish on...
Todd
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#803834 - 11/30/12 05:33 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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The Original Boat Ho
Registered: 02/08/00
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Sorry to be back, but check this out. It seems that the State has decided to do just what I was saying. (although they left out the derogatory comments about homosexuals, for which I apologize. If I hurt your feelings, I am sorry. Kind of :P ) "It was obvious a lot of people wanted to retain bride and groom, while giving other options they can choose from" http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2019793997_marriagecertificate.html?prmid=4939
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#803852 - 11/30/12 07:54 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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It's different because you don't choose to be gay, but you do choose to be a dumbfuck conservative. Hope this helps.
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#803857 - 11/30/12 08:09 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
[Re: Dan S.]
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River Nutrients
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I'm sorry you didn't have a choice Dan...
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#803866 - 11/30/12 08:41 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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River Nutrients
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What Gutz said about gays is no different than the progressives on here say about conservatives Pot meet kettle! Fishy
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The idea of a middle class life is slowly drifting away as each and every day we realize that our nation is becoming more of a corporatacracy.
I think name-calling is the right way to handle this one/Dan S
We're here from the WDFW and we're here to help--Uhh Ohh!
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#803868 - 11/30/12 08:47 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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WINNER
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It's different because you don't choose to be gay, but you do choose to be a dumbfuck conservative. Hope this helps. "Some" don't choose......some do. Some are naturally defective, some aren't. The gays who choose that life style are not "victims".
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#803870 - 11/30/12 08:55 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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I'm sorry you didn't have a choice Dan... Just cuz I nailed your mom in the ass, that doesn't mean I'm gay. Now go back to peddling stolen property, assface.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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#803872 - 11/30/12 09:01 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
[Re: Dan S.]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 11/08/06
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Loc: Island Time
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Such an angry little munchkin.
So you're out and proud....we'll only laugh at you behind your back and to your face.
Now go back to buttfu.cking your mom.
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#803875 - 11/30/12 09:06 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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River Nutrients
Registered: 11/08/06
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Dannys kids??
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"...the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a 7-11..."
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#803881 - 11/30/12 09:19 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
[Re: RowVsWade]
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
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Don't get mad at me because your mom likes it in the ass.
She's quite a tramp.
But you already knew that.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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#803885 - 11/30/12 09:27 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
[Re: Dan S.]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 11/08/06
Posts: 3359
Loc: Island Time
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Ohhhh Danny 'boy'....how could we get mad at you?
Mostly we just feel sorry for you. Having a senior citizen fetish does NOT make you cool. It does explain more about you and your disease though.
Seek help....
PS ...... today is Mom's birthday and she hasn't mentioned you or your tiny penis. Apparently you didn't make the impression on her as she did on you.
Bless your heart.
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"...the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a 7-11..."
If you don't like our prices bring your wife down and we'll dicker.
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#803888 - 11/30/12 09:29 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
[Re: RowVsWade]
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
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It wasn't yesterday, stupid.
Your mom wasn't always the old raisin she is now.
She's probably still a tramp though.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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