That sounds like some broke the mouth, choke poo poos.

Have fish, will travel!!!!!!!

Its cheaper to fly you over than pay overnight believe me I know.!!!PEACE

If what I'm working on over here comes through (and there is a VERY good chance it will).....it'll all be gravy from here on out. Line up those 130 wides cuz' its gonna be game on.

Douglas says hi - give him a call sometime cuz' he's been asking about you. Let me know Richard's number ASAP. Keep livin' the dream...

Ah yes the dream.It has actually reminded me of The OP the last few days as the rain has finally arrived and my plants have finally relaxed a little bit,its strange when you really do pray for rain.
This has been a fun week, been playing with a deck for a yurt(remember the 70's sort of) for my wahine as she wants a little hide away room to play in. But the fun part of the week is starting to prepare for some Fish On over here, as in we are building are own FAD which require the striping of a jet ski down to nothing and alot of foam and fiberglass I would explain more of what is up but the Island boys I play with would cut my balls off!
Today is a little pig scouting I have found the honey hole I just got to figure out their habits as it is Bow only and no dogs in the area I want to hunt so figuring out the table to bed habit is what is on the agenda. Low 80's sunny today boyz!!!PEACE

D90 eat that fish you wanker that [Bleeeeep!] is 5 months old I smoked what I had left here last week , was gone in a few !!!PEACE

OH la la, ended up over on Kanapali beach yesterday with the wahine, I always enjoy a fling to the tourist side to stare at all the bling for all you that get it. Rumor is some of you are going to be in my Haunt soon make sure you connect so I can avoid you !!!PEACE

Dialing in the new wahine the last month has taken alot of time away from my man time with my Bruddah but yesterday we managed to feed our testosterone level to the tune of 4 hours in the water and scored some great grinds. That man can cook, we deep fried popcorn taKo and If you haven't had real fresh Tako let me put it this way Razor clams ain't crap. Fresh vegi's out of the garden, and choked a chicken to throw in the pot, ALL RIGHT!. Today going to go see reefer and talk about you wankers and see what the island brings us! Missed a pig with the bow the other day I suck with a bow .

Went to a great birthday party over the weekend speaking of food. Pretty cool when your the only Haole in the crowd except for the wahine's I brought with and believe the story's were flying what a great time. I will tell you cracker I can be at times. Huge, huge pot of chicken but the skins were floating and some of the grinds over here still befuddle me, so I'm scooping the skins up and putting them on my plate when this wahine walks up and says you know there's chicken on the bottom,Duh.!!!PEACE

Be there in just over a month! You and your WahWeenie(sp?) are gonna have to come over one night and BBQ beachside with us, aside from going fishing a couple times too.

Surf's Up need I say more!!!PEACE

Have a couple visitors this weeks so yesterday we drove around the west mountain. Scenic drive I like to take every now and then. The highlight of the day is I stop and cut a bundle of bananna's down at a friends uncles place it is up in a tropical valley that is totally not a visitor friendly area.

So when I am walking back to the truck with my bananna's the neighbors come running up with machete's to see what the fauk is going on. Scared the [Bleeeeep!] out of my friends but all was good, Uncle Rueben had passed recently and they had not seen anyone up at his place for weeks and were just making sure no one was messing with the place. I thanked them for their vigilance and talked story for awhile, but the look on my friend face when they popped out of the brush with machete's was priceless!!!PEACE

Yes the beat goes on, wicked tradewinds have been blowing for a week so cleanup around the mini marriott has been a full time job, but yes we been mixing in a few beach runs etc,. Was funny the other day one of my wahine's girlfriend from the mainland was here for 6 weeks (lucky girl) but left monday, so we headed out to scrape up some sun and sand, I needed a long walk. So I am driving thru the valley and its blowing 50 and I ask the girls if they want to turn around and head back home to lay by the pool since it was nice upcountry, nope they want me to push on. Glad I did as it was calm and warm and even got to see a couple of free boobie shots before our beach time was run out, those two wahine's together make me feel like a teenager.

This last week was one of those weeks where you loved to watch the sun come up and hated to see it go down. Lots of friends visiting right now and I have been enjoying their company, you crackers know who I am talking about, just remember what happens on Maui stays on Maui!!!PEACE

Are you talking about that 1-lane goat path / dirt road / Hwy 340 around the north part of west Maui, past where the pavement ends and rental cars go to die? I got pinned against the cliff on that stretch of hell twice by idiots blowing the other direction. No wonder they don't want rental vehicles on that stretch LOL. No fun backing up for 100 yards on a 1-lane dirt path with sheer cliff and a deep ravine on one side of the road because someone comes around a corner and there is not room for both vehicles.

Hell Mingo I have driven that road in reverse at some point, I love hauling ass backwards just to freak everyone out. I agree it is an adventure. I use to like to take the 340 over to the west side from the plane when I was vacationing here, It would just naturally slow me down to Island time right away!!!PEACE

You think it rains on the OP guys,how about 7 inches in 1 hour, drove right into that front the other day, now that was Kool!!!PEACE