I think we should have a mod for a day contest.

The contest is, what would the first thing you would do as a mod be?

Best answer wins...no $hit!

It cannot be a simple answer, like I'd ban so and so, build on your reasoning detailing why you would do what you would do, give me something to work with...like I said, best answer wins.

interesting...


i would hold a raffle for one or 2 of the Betty Vestuto art prints i have of Seattle and the fishing area, and donate all the proceeds to WSC....








then i would ban Beezy for being a dickhead....

I wouldn't want to be a moderator. I would want to be a web master and add user ratings and a better gallery. I may also remove post counts since they clearly reveal nothing, especially in rh's case.



It makes me feel warm inside since now I know I got under your skin.

I hope you one day realize I am not actually a dickhead. More like a principal who lied and ate the weed from the tree of life in the garden of the Hillside and had a 4th grade reading level at the age of 35.

I would 5 star this thread... It's gonna be a goodn

.....A .. from Stam! Who coulda guessed???

2 in the pink 1 in the stink, just like a bowling ball....

I wouldnt have expected you to get the joke RH, that it is a.k.a "Shocker"

That is because you pay too much. LOL!

I would be just like JG, the best mod PP has.

I would require everyone to replace their avatars with either redhook's drawings or moon pics. Also all tag line would have to be a redhook quite!

The member with the best RH quote would win a RVRFSR patch.....

Blood would run in the streets. Summary excecutions would once again be in high fashion.

I think Dogfish is a contender...I like his up-front style...

This bulletin board is moderated?

I'd ban Yarn Balls Deep (not sure if he is already?), along with any of his subsequent users. I'd set a 1 post per 24 hour limit on Redhook because, although I consider his reality entertaining, I also consider him a troll that has diluted the overall quality of PP.

I also agree with Jason B in that removing the post count in favor of some sort of member rating system.

I'd take mod privileges away from Todd.

That's it...now I'm mad.

I'd change AP's avatar to a blurry moon shot, and make all of redhook's posts show up as AP's instead.

I'd change Fish Prince's avatar to a pic of the opossum that redhook killed with a hatchet, and then make all of AP's posts show up as Fish Prince's.

The Reefer's avatar would magically become a picture of a goat chewing on the rear bumper of a 1996 Ford Taurus SHO, and all of FP's posts would start showing up there.

Reefer's posts would show up under KK's name, only the avatar would be changed to a .gif that rotates between pics of Jonas, Romulus, and Edgar.

I'd install software that allows you to make posts that are audio posts, and play automatically. The volume will always be high, and you can't turn it off. Classical music will always play in the background.

I don't care who posts, whoever you are, all your posts will be filtered through Vedder's voice recognition software. Even after that I suspect that most of the posts might actually start to make more sense.

All posts...every one...would be subject to moderation before showing up publicly, and I would retain 100% control over their actual content...as a matter of fact I would take it as a point of pride to say that I would make a sincere effort to edit every single one of them.

Anyone who ever says "OP" and means "original poster", rather than "Olympic Peninsula" would be automatically banned.

Anyone who ever mentions shellfish in a post about fin fish would be immediately banned, unless they are discussing using shellfish for bait for said fin fish.

Anyone who ever calls for a "ban" on anything, and calls it a "band", will be...banned.

I will send a drone over to bomb you and your house if you ever spell the word "navigable" as "navigitable".

Anyone who puts up a pic of a fish that is clearly not ocean fresh and calls it a "chromer" will be banned.

Anyone who puts up a pic of a 14 pound steelhead and calls it a 20 will be exiled to Oregon and forced to post on IFish, and only on IFish.

I, too, would install a member rating system...though I would be the only one who could use it. Rating from a level of 1 to 10, with 1 being the lowest, none of you would rate over a 5 to begin with, and would likely never rate better than a 7. More likely you'd all be 2's and 3's.

I'm not sure what I'd do on the second day.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. If nominated for Mod, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. Pope Benedict's got nothing on me...I'm pre-abdicating.

god some of you guys crack me up...

you see me running around on threads bringing up your names?

you see me making fun of one of your dead parents?

you see me whinning about getting sh@t on? (ask the mods how many times ive cried to them for it to stop, watch what happens)

limiting me for doing something that everyone else is doing already, is like allowing someone like the government to have guns, and taking mine away...

maybe some of you need to look in the mirror and you might see that you are doing the same "diluting" that you are pissing and moaning about me doing... rookies....

anyways, im off, L@T3r7_

Any of you ever...ever...write words in this fashion will be triple dog banned.

Fish on...

Todd

Just incase you don't win...

I'd tell everyone to go fishin' and then shut the fukin thing down for the day.

I nominate Todd, the mod, for moderator for a day. He's got a plan!