> Subject: We are all alike!!!
>
> << A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks
> around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman
> notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of
> hours. The priest agrees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished
> before, to which the priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says,
> "Give it a shot father".
> After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it
> in the boat. The fisherman says "Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!"
> Priest: "Uh, please sir, can you mind your language?"
> Fisherman: (THINKING QUICKLY) "I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish
> is called - a sonofabitch!"
> Priest: "Oh, I'm sorry - I didn't know."
> After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the
> bishop. Priest: "Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!"
> Bishop: "Please Father, mind your language, this is a house of God."
> Priest: "No, you don't understand - that's what this fish is called, and I
> caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!"
> Bishop: "Hmmm. You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have
> it for dinner."
> So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to Mother
> Superior at the convent.
> Bishop: "Mother Superior could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner
> tonight?"
> Mother Superior: "My lord, what language!"
> Bishop: "No, Sister, that's what the fish is called - a sonofabitch!
> Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it."
> Mother Superior: "Hmmm. Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight."
> Well, the Pope stops by for dinner with the three of them, and they all
> think the fish is great. He asks where they got it.
> Priest: "I caught the sonofabitch!"
> Bishop: "And I cleaned the sonofabitch!"
> Mother Superior: And I cooked the sonofabitch!"
> The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes
> off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, "You know, you
> [Bleeeeep!] are all right".
>

Great one, Coho! I needed a good laugh.