Mine: 1. I got booted off of an internet bulletin board for insinuating that a moderator was an asshole. (Yeah, me.)
2. My mouse stopped working at work so I called IT and they brought a new one to me.

Yours?

I pooped and had to use a paper towel...





it clogged

My I-phone controlled helicopter is really hard to fly.

Sometimes my Netflix streaming service has to stop and load for 45 seconds in the middle of 'Always Sunny in Philadelphia'

Piper gets it!

Redd, sorry for your medical issues. Wishing you a speedy recovery.


Didn't even call him by named. Referred to him as "some asshole from Virginia." Apparently Virginians don't have well developed senses of humor.

Another example of a first world problem:

I took a nap at lunch and now I'm not able to go to sleep.

Thoroughly amusing rant from FP who maintains the filthiest website on the world wide web.

Let's see, my 1st world problem is the sophisticated expensive remote (that knows more than I) that's supposed to run my home AV system. Couldn't get the Blu Ray setting to play a Netflix DVD last weekend, so had to play it on regular DVD setting. I have no idea what's going on with the darn thing. I need to get a 14 year old foster kid who can maintain all my household electronic crap, AV system, cell phone, GPS, etc.

Is that all it takes?
Sky, Jerry, Terd and Paker your all assholes.

The first sip of my iced latte wasn't cold.

I got a bonus at work, it was a paper check... Now I have to drive to the bank and cash it

I got a free bag of chips when I bought the Hobbit on dvd but I didn't have any salsa.

I was DVRing "Through the wormhole" and "Triggers". Somehow my daughter set Dora the explorer as a higher priority. Now I have to wait an entire week for a rerun.



God damn that Dora.

I feel your pain. My wife did the same thing, with Vampire Diaries overtaking on of my shows. I had to go to "On Demand" to watch it there. You can't fast forward as fast through on demand as you can in the DVR mode..

I joined an internet fishing forum to be a troll, but it turned out I'm actually a nice guy.

Turns out I work with a bunch of assholes.

One of the nicest things you have said to me.

I'm poor by U.S. standards.

I got a garden trailer today off of Craigslist for $125 that sells for $350 new, and it was in great condition. The guy wouldn't deliver it so I had to drive 10 miles to go pick it up. What an asshole.

Last Night I was using the blower to clean out my Garage, and my daughters bicycle handle flashy frills got sucked up in the blower intake, and I thought of this thread. It was a beeyotch to get out.

this morning I started my truck with the remote so that the heated seats would turn on and it would be warm inside when I got in... after I backed out of the garage I realized that I left the garage door remote in the house...

I had to get out of the truck, in the cold, and close the door manually.

I saved an insurance DRP application as a .pdf per their instructions and now they want it saved as a word doc as well which means manually typing it out all over again.

All of this so they can send me more business...



What audacity!

I lost my wallet yesterday, and didn't find it until this morning when I realized it was still in the pants I was wearing yesterday.

We just bought a new house, and while it has a laundry room it doesn't have a washer or dryer. My girl's folks are giving us a one year old front loading low energy washer for free, but it's in Everett.

That'll cost me about $40 in the Murder Van to go up and get it this weekend...plus it will be in the high 60's while I'm loading it up and the A/C hasn't worked in my van for five years.

Fish on...

Todd