Mine: 1. I got booted off of an internet bulletin board for insinuating that a moderator was an asshole. (Yeah, me.)
2. My mouse stopped working at work so I called IT and they brought a new one to me.

Yours?

I pooped and had to use a paper towel...





it clogged

My I-phone controlled helicopter is really hard to fly.

Sometimes my Netflix streaming service has to stop and load for 45 seconds in the middle of 'Always Sunny in Philadelphia'

Piper gets it!

Redd, sorry for your medical issues. Wishing you a speedy recovery.


Didn't even call him by named. Referred to him as "some asshole from Virginia." Apparently Virginians don't have well developed senses of humor.

Another example of a first world problem:

I took a nap at lunch and now I'm not able to go to sleep.

Thoroughly amusing rant from FP who maintains the filthiest website on the world wide web.

Let's see, my 1st world problem is the sophisticated expensive remote (that knows more than I) that's supposed to run my home AV system. Couldn't get the Blu Ray setting to play a Netflix DVD last weekend, so had to play it on regular DVD setting. I have no idea what's going on with the darn thing. I need to get a 14 year old foster kid who can maintain all my household electronic crap, AV system, cell phone, GPS, etc.

Is that all it takes?
Sky, Jerry, Terd and Paker your all assholes.

The first sip of my iced latte wasn't cold.

I got a bonus at work, it was a paper check... Now I have to drive to the bank and cash it

I got a free bag of chips when I bought the Hobbit on dvd but I didn't have any salsa.

I was DVRing "Through the wormhole" and "Triggers". Somehow my daughter set Dora the explorer as a higher priority. Now I have to wait an entire week for a rerun.



God damn that Dora.

I feel your pain. My wife did the same thing, with Vampire Diaries overtaking on of my shows. I had to go to "On Demand" to watch it there. You can't fast forward as fast through on demand as you can in the DVR mode..

I joined an internet fishing forum to be a troll, but it turned out I'm actually a nice guy.

Turns out I work with a bunch of assholes.

One of the nicest things you have said to me.

I'm poor by U.S. standards.

I got a garden trailer today off of Craigslist for $125 that sells for $350 new, and it was in great condition. The guy wouldn't deliver it so I had to drive 10 miles to go pick it up. What an asshole.

Last Night I was using the blower to clean out my Garage, and my daughters bicycle handle flashy frills got sucked up in the blower intake, and I thought of this thread. It was a beeyotch to get out.

this morning I started my truck with the remote so that the heated seats would turn on and it would be warm inside when I got in... after I backed out of the garage I realized that I left the garage door remote in the house...

I had to get out of the truck, in the cold, and close the door manually.

I saved an insurance DRP application as a .pdf per their instructions and now they want it saved as a word doc as well which means manually typing it out all over again.

All of this so they can send me more business...



What audacity!

I lost my wallet yesterday, and didn't find it until this morning when I realized it was still in the pants I was wearing yesterday.

We just bought a new house, and while it has a laundry room it doesn't have a washer or dryer. My girl's folks are giving us a one year old front loading low energy washer for free, but it's in Everett.

That'll cost me about $40 in the Murder Van to go up and get it this weekend...plus it will be in the high 60's while I'm loading it up and the A/C hasn't worked in my van for five years.

Fish on...

Todd

The house we just listed for sale jumped in price over $10 grand since sat and I have to wait 12 seconds for the app on my phone to load so that I can photo deposit the checks sent to me!


Fishy

I was very disappointed to see that my Costco was no longer carrying the UW Husky Tailgating chair. So, I just went home and bought three on Amazon Prime. Did take me a little while to get it done, as both kids were using up all of my MacBook Pro laptops at the time. Had to boot them off of the laptops and give them my iPads instead. I did get thirsty during all of this and poured myself a nice glass of beer from the keggerator downstairs. I was going to just pour myself a glass of filtered water from the fridge, but figure I deserved the beer. I had a hard day driving to and from Costco!



Shut up, M.C. Cranky Pants!

A bunch of paranoid assholes bought all the rimfire cartridges so I cant compete in my silhouette matches. Now I have to wait for new manufacture or get gouged.

Sure are alot of problems in the world today

You don't know the half of it. At today's team meeting we had donuts, but no maple bars.

I'm going to pick up a pile of curtain rods that someone is selling on Craigslist for $30 (retail value of about $200)...but nearest ATM is not from my bank, and will charge me $2.50 to get my $30 out.

Fish on...

Todd

I bought a 3 door extended cab truck instead of the 4 door truck, now when I get home from picking up the kids at school tonight, I have to open my drivers door, so the kid can open the rear door, before he can go in the house to open the garage door for me... wish I would've got the sliding back window...

Spanker, women like that are not limited to just the 1st world, wrong thread bro!

silk smoking jacket

you had me going till you ran out of silk toilet paper...


I ran out of hundreds so I had to wipe my ass with twenty's instead

When I *Work* from home, it's 10 degrees colder downstairs in my home office than upstairs where the fire is roaring all day. I have to use a heat disk from Costco, but those only warm one-half of me at a time.

I got the same problem Sky but I'm so bad off I have to put on a sweat shirt.

you should get a second heater and a Palm tree.



I bought two different types of hot dogs for lunch today but I only liked one of them.

I think I ate too much lunch.

Mother Bi*ch!

I could only have two beers at lunch since I had a meeting scheduled for 1:00. I'm leaving early to make up for it, but I'll have to drink alone since all my coworkers are still at the office covering for me...

Hey Irish- hara hachi bu

I'm leaving work at 3:00pm today, and have to figure out which Woodinville craft brewery to hit on the way home that has a deal on Growler refills

my ex-wife called and wants more money

I am sexting and drinking coffee while on hold with tech support.... like I have time for that.


Geesh

My wife called and she wants more money.

My wife sexted me last week and this is all I got. (.) (.)

I had to take time out from fishing several times in the last 3 days to answer emails and phone calls for work.

That is pretty hot.

Yesterday my work computer screen went black and then the computer starting belching smoke. I got more work done without it.

I was hungry for lunch and then I noticed it was breakfast time.