#842906 - 06/10/13 09:11 AM
Michael Douglas's Throat Cancer, . . . .
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Michael Douglas throat cancer...Michael Douglas sparked a firestorm Sunday claiming that he caught throat cancer by giving oral sex to his wife. It begs two obvious questions. Is this a sound medical diagnosis or is Michael Douglas just the latest Democrat to blame everything on Bush? You all have a nice Monday... at work... 
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#842940 - 06/10/13 03:26 PM
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The interesting part is, she was tested for the HPV virus... And came up negative. 
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#842981 - 06/10/13 08:29 PM
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Too much knappy dugout.
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#842985 - 06/10/13 08:39 PM
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#843022 - 06/10/13 11:39 PM
Re: Michael Douglas's Throat Cancer, . . . .
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Kind of makes anal bleaching seem mainstream.
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#843051 - 06/11/13 12:56 AM
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This thread would almost be funny if my best friend hadn't died of tongue cancer he got from the HPV virus that he probably got from going down on some chick. If there is a any correlation between the two, I should have dropped dead of cancer years and years ago. If at first it don't kill ya, keep at it until it does! 
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#843200 - 06/11/13 04:25 PM
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Anal bleaching?
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#843219 - 06/11/13 05:11 PM
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aint that called Sodomy, Hank?
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#843225 - 06/11/13 05:21 PM
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Often referred to as tongue and beak. A tongue condom will solve the cancer issue. Look for them soon at a mini-mart near you.
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#843231 - 06/11/13 05:45 PM
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If at first it don't kill ya, keep at it until it does! I'm goin' down with the ship myself. Throat cancer is a small price to pay for all the pleasure women get from some good oral clitoral ticklin'. Dont Worry Hank, blow up dolls rarely have any STD's...
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#843234 - 06/11/13 05:55 PM
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Nope, I arrived at that conclusion all on my own.
I do know thatwhen you leave them in the sun..they expand from all the hot air, it makes the camel toe look more pronounced.
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#843235 - 06/11/13 05:56 PM
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#843241 - 06/11/13 06:28 PM
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Holy JFC....it's official, anything fun kills ya !
I'm havin' nightmares tonight and every night for the foreseeable future.
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#843355 - 06/11/13 10:52 PM
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#843358 - 06/11/13 11:08 PM
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Nope, I arrived at that conclusion all on my own.
I do know that if you leave them in the sun and they expand from hot air, it makes the camel toe look more pronounced.
I'll come clean and tell y'all I once bought a beeeyootyful little Ornamental number at a Napa sex shop. What I did with it was fill it with helium and tie it to an initiate of a group I'm a member of called E Clampus Vitus. Sorta like a fraternity hazing on steroids. Other initiates have worn striped bass-head necklaces and gutted road-kill raccoon head gear. The blow-up doll was for an initiation in the public realm and it had to have at least a modicum of respectability. I still have that doll next to my bed, because I hit it every night. lol 
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#843388 - 06/12/13 01:02 AM
Re: Michael Douglas's Throat Cancer, . . . .
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I post about God and grass, and then click on this....
JFC!
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#843438 - 06/12/13 02:08 PM
Re: Michael Douglas's Throat Cancer, . . . .
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Carcass
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Dogfish,
You never explained anal bleaching.........
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#843443 - 06/12/13 03:07 PM
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The Chosen One
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Parker once said that if your eyelids aren't sticky after giving a woman oral sex, you didn't do all you could to please her. Use your nose, cheeks and chin (clean shaven; no one wants sandpaper down there), and move them around. Even if you're just using your mouth, shaking your face from side to side and up and down will enhance friction in a great way.
Great advice.
It's one of the few things my X misses about me. I thought that was pretty funny until Doc jumped in with this gem - guess it helps to know Doc. There's a story there that I won't comment on...but I'm sure Doc could give us all some sound advice on the subject! I post about God and grass, and then click on this....
JFC! ...probably the funniest thing I've read today. Dogfish,
You never explained anal bleaching......... Just follow the directions on the bottle....
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