After some begging and promises the mods have decided to give me another chance. I'd like to appologize for some of my behavior before. Not all of it but a lot. I joined the board at arguably the roughest time of my life. That break up was much like a divorce and involved a lot of whiskey. You guys have already heard enough about that before. No more excuses for my temper and actions this time. I really do love this board even though my time was brief and drama filled. I really just wasn't myself. I like to think I am now. Just wanted to let everyone know Im back and looking forward to having some fun. Ill try to keep the cursing to a minimum this time around. Later..
Chris

No one begged YBD, it was the other way around, and I wouldnt really even call it Begging, more of an apology, People get second chances, not 3rd, 4rth, or 10th ones.

What ya drinking tonight Prince?

What sky said. Thanks for the supoort fp:). I still drink don't get me wrong, I just have no plans on it turning into late night rants.

No one ever does

Welcome back.

Fish on...

Todd

So is the fish-off-duel-to-the-death back on?

YBD:

WB........Why let people know you drink??????? I really don't want to know if people drink or smoke......been there done that, now at this time in my life, wish I wouldn't have made many of the poor decisions I made. Health and financial would be MUCH better, if my choices were better.

Good luck.......

One of my vices I suppose. I did quit smoking a couple months ago after 10 years, so thats has benefited my health and finances.

WB, don't let the boys poke and prod you into anything.

Remember it's not the mistake but how it's handled!


Fishy

Thanks man.

Another pitcher of kool-aid?

Not a Kool aid drinker F4B

Just don't forget your fishing license!



Fish on...

Todd

Kyle Buck's step dad has funny teeth:)

Round 2.Good luck,
SZ

Smells like drama. I'd put the over/under at 8 days.

Paula Deen?

Days? I'm guessing hours..

YBD,

At least post some pics. I assume you've been fishing since you got the boot from here a while back.

I don't even know who you are. I'll be here more than a few days so you and the hippie are gonna have to deal with it. Sorry but no drama coming from me. 98% of past drama wasn't started by me but it's all good.

Here's a few hatchery summers. I got a new phone and lost most my data from not getting my sim card. Just meat pics nothing inspiring.


Can't tell but they were all between 12-15#. There are 3 because one spent the evening in the fridge and didn't want to filet that late at night. Pain in the ass in an apartment.

And a beaver I busted yesterday and a super cool french bulldog I want to get. Size limitation in the apartment.





I'm convinced beavers have terrible hearing due to swimmers ear. I have been closer more times than I can count just never had a camera ready.

That must be one heckuva big filet knife.

More beaver?

fp

I once posted a beauty with a fully shaved beaver... got a scathing PM from paker...LOL! evidently paker prefers his beaver pics very furry.

Not really. But the cutting board isn't exactly small either. Bob's formula must be wrong. I can say that the fish I've caught on the Columbia this year from the Oregon side have been as big as any summers I can remember catching. They have gotten smaller in recent weeks.

I've really missed you f4b.

My science teacher told me bearded clams and beavers use to be of the same family. Doesnt male sense to me.

if ybd is back maybe you should just go ahead and release bigstick too ffs

I hate apologies.
Welcome back.

Im just awful I know. Put me on ignore. I understand the moderators standpoint. But it takes a certain kinda guy to want for another guy to banned fron a forum. Just kind of lame to care so much if you ask me. In time if the majority wants me gone I will leave on my own. Man up and be tolerable.

YBD......be done with this.
Move on.
We're good.

I am. Thnx Slab.

They're better than anything I've caught recently, which has been nothing. I haven't been out for a while.

25.5" x 13" = 5.56#

+1

We can call them 5#ers. Doesn't matter to me.

You got a scathing PM from Penny *because* you posted a fully shaved beaver shot on PP. Not scathing because I have a dislike for fully shaved bears. Scathing because only a freakin' moron would post a photo like that on this board.

I've come to expect nothing less out of Brewer. Morons is and morons does. Some things just can't be changed (but they CAN be moderated).

Next time you do that, I'll have YOU talk to Fishgal as to why. You do realize that it's HER board, right?




Amen!

Finally found out why Paula Deenbis such a hot topic. She can call me what ever she wants as long theres gravy with it.

Got any pictures of these girls beavers, Brewer?

Eight days seems a little generous. The way he's going, he'll be gone before the end of the day.

that first one with the dumbell isn't going to look like a girl for too much longer if she stays on the Test.

People use to fish out of those jet boats when there use to be fish...

Keep your fingers crossed
Looks like she was hot once upon a time.

Now I know why they call you higuy

You're welcome.

Now that there is some real pretty girls. If you have connections with talent like that, it's no wonder that the mods begged you back.

By the way, I've got a junk drawer in the kitchen that has an assortment of thumbtacks, pins, and small nails that might appear quite fetching on/in/through, the second gal in your picture essay.

I say permanent ban for posting that pic,it's just wrong on all levels.

Well it sounds like I missed some fun.

Anyone who admits their mistakes an apologized for them, deserves another chance.

Variety is the spice of life. Didn't notice the button nose in the britches when I posted herm. I think it's a belly button.

I respect the mods and am not trying to push buttons on my first day out. Just having fun. Lady boy's aren't going to be the motif.

since people are getting second chances, I say bring back big stick

JFC......

Wasn't me that allowed either of you back in the sand box again.

Hey Mods, please clean up YOUR mess around here before it festers. Again.

Thanks.



You said second chances...not thirds, fourths, fifths, etc.....

Who are you to talk about banning? Your whole purpose on here is to talk crap and then you want a guy banned when they check you. Thats my last comment towards jake.

LOL on this whole thread. That little dude in the pic seems pretty proud, the pin cushion girl is crazy, and the workout gal??? At any rate, I'm surprised this thread is still here.

Welcome back though, YBD, I guess. Kinda needed a good laugh!

What did I do to reefer or anyone Parker?

Keep the main fishing board clean and we will have no real issues. Get out of hand or out of line and we will just make you go away. This is your one and only fair warning. If you get the boot, you can state your case to Bob why you should come back.

If you can't handle the Darkside, don't go there, let alone post there.

http://www.piscatorialpursuits.com/forum...html#Post839279

Sandbox..lol.

translation:


KNOCK IT OFF...

I didnt dirty the thread.

As I said, I didn't let either of you back, nor did I give back Jake's ability to post more than once a decade.

I knew better. Apparently, the other mods are not so bright.

So, it's their [Bleeeeep!] to clean up.

Have fun girls. Let the [Bleeeeep!] fly. You have the PP Hall Pass from Penny.

Is redhook a moderator now? Last post of the nite...

Jesus. I appologize.

I'm really tempted to turn Nate in to a Moderator now!

Go get 'em, Nate!!!!

Thread was all fun tell the disease reefer posted now parker is pissed off. I dont get it.

It's all good now. You and Reefer have the Hall Pass. Knock yourselves out.

nah it was never fun... Jake said the same sh!t someone else did, parkers not pissed off, but you didnt read...

or do what you said you were gonna do...

and the dude pics, yeah, wtf do you even have access to those on your stuff for?

no wonder ......

yeah nevermind...

Wow.

You'd think with all the pussy paker is peeling off these days, he'd be a little less uptight.

You sure that wasn't just Rosie Palm you were jackhammering, paker?

Bye Jake.

Easy for you to say Chuck.

I'm beginning to think several of the mods around here have PMS. Fer Christ's sake. It's the dark side. Don't like it - don't play here.

Dark side substantive content should be both allowed and appreciated. Those whose posts constitute an utter waste of bandwidth, not so much.

Comparing which posts represent the biggest waste of bandwith is, IMHO, very much like comparing virtue among whores. It's a waste of time and completely valueless. (Much like reading posts on the darkside.)

Dave,

Although it likely would be indeterminate, it could still be entertaining to compare virtue among whores.

Ah, but fortunately the founders of PP have provided us with deciders, arbiters, akin to supreme court justices, appointed not elected, who will determine who will stay and who will go.

What a great forum.

I didn't realize the thread was moved, I thought it no longer existed. Probably should have started it on the darkside knowing the direction it would most likely take.

Tried making a peace tready with jake via pm but he was not mature enough to except. I was not amazed.

Go ahead, Steelspanker.......quote a funny from your bud.

One can only imagine the stories your search engine would tell if it could talk.

If Jake treated you the way he does his other targets I highly doubt you would advocate for him.

LOL!

That's a load of BS if you ask me. I didn 't see anything posted on here by Jake that was all that out of line. Hell I have pushed the line far worse at times and was allowed to stay. It's the darkside for crying out loud. Just because JG doesn't like the guy he fkn bans him???

And as for you Brewer the amount of fishing knowledge and brotherhood you have contributed to this site is microscopic compared to what Jake has so LOL all you want you are a donkus and a loser.Nobody on here likes you except Magicfly because he's your brother. Go shove a fly by night LP up your ass you fkn dickweed!

I have been playing nice of late and have always liked this board aside from guys like Brewer. Hell I even made good via PM with Redhook or at least attempted to. When that crap about the guy wanted to take his own life popped up that was it for me,no mas,I won't be a contributing factor to anything like that.

I just felt the need to voice my opinion here not like any of you likely care. Funny...I don't care if you do or not. FREE JAKE

I dont like seeing people banned either. Thats why it pissed me off so damn bad that jake would constantly try as hard as he could to get me banned. Him andbI were cool and exchanged pms and then I must have talked to enemy or some crap cause he turned hard. I know he has more friends than I do here but all he has done since I have joined was come at people as low as he could when no one is even talking to him. Its weird. Never got it. If he could leave me the [Bleeeeep!] be Id have been fine with him. Pleaing for another member to get booted is female [Bleeeeep!] for all Im concerned.

Its crazy someone living in paradise could be so dam n hostile. He flew me out Id give the big lug a hug:-)

subtlety is lost among many of you.

RobertF

I don't get it?

it's very obvious that the guy using the term donkus is Aphid Angler. he and reefer are lovers is my guess.

aphid is sore assed cause he failed to get redhooked banned. then he was outed as the guy crying to the mods to get rh banned. then his sandy vag got chaffed and split from PP. the Monterey kid is a old 40+yr old crusty old tampon that loves abuloomis.

certain posts characteristics carry over with fresh monikers.

LOL aphid you outed yourself again.

Since when was avid angler a subtle character?

I think the spelling alone makes this entry quote-worthy although in context "except" is amusing as written.



You go YBD!

You're awesome jtd. I did not spell treaty correct. Not a word I use very often. And accept. Didnt notice that. I guess that is funny. Damn.

this thread needs music...

Jake's rope is short as he was allowed back on if he was ready to contribute in a positive way, his first post was not. It was not all the mods that agreed to let Jake back. As a mod we read all posts and most of Jake's past posts were a waste of time. Bitch to Bob about the big bad Mods, or better yet fishgal. No sand here just not alot of patience for bullies.

Can't we all just get along? -R. King

Redhook, I am trying not to give you any [Bleeeeep!] so quit your slick [Bleeeeep!] on my thread. *turd*

uhhhhh... this aint your thread...

this thread is owned by the darkside, a secret society...

give me sh!t,i dare you... ill have you flipped out in 45 minutes wanting a fishing death match with kayaks and float tubes involved... and a cadaver, so Lynch will approve....

you caught that tho i see.... remember that....

Jesus redhook. Relax.

I dont want drama. We know how much u need pp and how much [Bleeeeep!] u already get. I appreciate u keeping me in check.

dont be a baby dude, and dont lie....

if you didnt want the attention or the drama, you wouldnt have started the thread in the first place....

you wanted it, you got it, you cant back track on the drama you started unless you PM a mod to ask to have the thread deleted... and even then, from experience i wouldnt do that too much either...

i mean sh!t, i learned, i got like 6 seasons of the Redhook Chronicles archived in my brain that i havent said a thing about... noone wanted to hear it, so i stopped it....

noone wants to see transtesticles and dudes in leotards either...

so, LEARN... shits gross son....

nate just stop and walk away from this thread. you seem addicted to feeding drama.

Dont you have suicide threats to follow up on? Eat a [Bleeeeep!] dick nate. You dont know [Bleeeeep!].

You are the most pathetic person I have never met. You are the last person who has any right to make judgement. Shmuck.

Redhook chronicles. You were a laughing stock. Thats it.

Dont converse with me again and ill promise the same.

you are redhook and always will be. It isnt a fictional character you created. Didnt want drama or your [Bleeeeep!] stain near me.

Boot me for this if you want but redhook needs to bet shut the hell up.

lol, no i am and always will be Nate... period...

it took a little longer than 45 minutes, but, again, i told ya....

and get those damn pictures off whatever you have them on, and maybe you can find a chick that will deal with the rest of it....

you did this on purpose, its plainly obvious, so, take what you receive...

simple sh!t dimbulb...

You keep talking about those pictures. Its called google to make a joke. Good nite redtool. Im tired.

I never left PP nor have I made any attempt to conceal my identity. You are just too dumb to realize what's going on 99% of the time. LOL sore assed. Life is too short to take this crap seriously. Carry on...

BTW I also was Popeye,Barbarosa,and avidangler in case anyone is wondering wtf Brewer is rattling on about. Yawn,the darkside has lost it's edge I fear

LOL I WAS FVCKIN RIGHT!!!!

Go to some wigger stuff like roll a [Bleeeeep!] blunt.

Yo u are a genius. There arent two people after all from monterey cali! Jfc.

What were you right about Nate?

That u are avid. Hes a detective and wannabe mod.

just a conversation with someone, i knew who ya were


BTW, we have zero issues Robert, never did, and that other sh!t, was just me sayin something i shouldnt have... and i appologize...

my sh!t was to make you all laugh, not cause strokes.... but some funny sh!t has happened around here since the last episode...

we have about 1 more month till football, thats ALL i care about right now....

oh and Pinks, because i cant fish, i dont fish, and i cant catch anything but Pinks... im there...



night dudes...

Is robert f a spin off on bob ford?

avid was getting a bit old and tired. Kind of like this thread

LOL no relation .

I'm kinda likin that though. Might prompt another alter ego

Redheels could be jesse james.

Small timeout for Nate And YBD.

JFC

Like I said "Don't let the boys poke and prod you into anything"!

I see this beginning to swirl the bowl.........


Fishy

I can't believe I read this whole thread and the only thing I got out of it was being dumber than when I started.

Good call JG. This thread isn't Dark Side worthy.

One of the all time worst threads!

Kinda funny really. The guy apologizes for the behavior that got him banned and then goes on with that same behavior in that same first tread as the apology.

3 characters got sent to the corner on this thread! is this a PP record?

I have two hoses hooked up if anyone needs to remove some sand.

Just FYI.

Seems to me I wasn't one that was complaining. Just dealing with children.I have never met Jake so I didn't have that color my judgement that he was ready to come back. Some here seem to enjoy a tummy sword show, not me.

Seems to me I didn't name any names.

This IS still the dark side, isn't it?

LOL

Okay,

I read the first page a when it first went up on 6-27, and just now pages 16-17. Anybody have cliff notes on this, as I'm a bit lazy today and don't choose to read the whole thread.


Hoses, sand, and cows doing bad things to each other. Anything else epic I need to look for?

Just change your settings and maximize the number of posts per page. That way, this is only a 4-page thread.

Not nearly as painful as a 18 page thread.

I would like to state for the record that the only moderating I did to this thread was to move it off of the main board and move it over here to the dung pile where it belongs.

As Homer would say:

Mmmmm, sandy vags......

Most excellently moderated, I must say.

Don't forget "tummy sword show" whatever the hell that is??????



Fishy

I can top that Parker.........

I stayed out of this one all together.

Again - excellently moderated, BD.

From what people tell me......I do my best work when I don't do a damn thing.....

As a "mod" on two BB's, and having never even logged onto either of them using my mod credentials, I hope to be an example of how to moderate fishing boards...which is to say "not at all".

Fish on...

Todd

Since I read it and cannot un-read it I thought I would pass it along, ask JG if you really want to find out!!!!!!!! I'll leave that alone.


Fishy

todd your modding skills on those two other sites are excellent to say the least. ALL mods should follow your fine exemplar standards.

From the movie "the Wedding Crashers"

OK that's just wrong.


Fishy

In the movie, wasn't it "tummy sticks"...?

Not that it's any less wrong than "tummy swords".

Fish on...

Todd

Todd's right, tummy sticks.

And I thought that tummy swords was a reference to Hara Kiri.

Great, not only was the non-visual, visual bad enough someone had to post a real visual. Buncha twisted [Bleeeeep!].....


Fishy

Bet that kid lost a lot of lunch money!


Fishy

Dont you have youth group yak fresh? Kidding.

Taking [Bleeeeep!] from a guy like nate and not responding proved to be harder than I had expected. I will try and use more restraint. Im not use to having to take [Bleeeeep!] and keep my mouth closed. People complain about reading the whole thread, but you dam n sure weren't forced.

Thats the last time I react like that. I want to enjoy the board and contribute, but I would rather not be a member than take crap from someone who is the laughing stock of the board and doesn't even fish. Thats the last I will say on the subject. Do your thing redhook.

Smart man......

Since you can only post once every 24 hours I would suggest posting sober.