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#862352 - 10/11/13 09:19 PM Just wondering?
teamster Offline
Diamond Cutter

Registered: 10/27/07
Posts: 130
Loc: Seattle
Just wondering how many fellows have become uncunted in their life time?
I think maybe I have at least once.

Certainly not Mr. Michael Parker.............at least not lately.

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#862354 - 10/11/13 09:34 PM Re: Just wondering? [Re: teamster]
teamster Offline
Diamond Cutter

Registered: 10/27/07
Posts: 130
Loc: Seattle
just to clarify this before everyone gets pissie....

Quote Red Rocket
Glad you guys enjoy that term as much as I do. The first time I heard it was in a court-room. An expert witness used it when describing a landslide: " . . .and then the whole headscarp came uncunted and slid towards the bulkhead."

I have always wanted to find out what the court reporter put in the record when he said that. I should call the lawyer and see if he still has the court docs. I have used the term whenever possible since then.

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#862361 - 10/11/13 10:24 PM Re: Just wondering? [Re: ]
YBD
Unregistered


Uncunted. I don't think we're talking sex change. Kind of like unbuttoned but in reference to getting rid of broad/female/biznatch paddywhack?

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#862362 - 10/11/13 10:27 PM Re: Just wondering? [Re: ]
_Nate_
Unregistered


no, its when you piss a chick off so bad, that every crumb of sh!t hits the fan, and the wall, and you, and whatever else is in the way...

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#862367 - 10/11/13 10:58 PM Re: Just wondering? [Re: ]
Castingpearls Offline
Repeat Spawner

Registered: 03/26/08
Posts: 1240
Loc: The Rock
Uncunted:

That moment when someone drops in right under your drift for the 4th time.

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#862369 - 10/11/13 11:01 PM Re: Just wondering? [Re: Castingpearls]
YBD
Unregistered


Oh. Than hells fuking yes.

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#862385 - 10/12/13 12:54 AM Re: Just wondering? [Re: ]
Dogfish Offline
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Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
Best thing I ever did was get uncunted from a whore nicknamed Shamu. If you were a bartender, or your name was Dave, your were GTG in her book. Life only got better after that. I miss the DD breastesses and excellent sex, but the rest of the crazy that went along with it, well, it was just too much to deal with.
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#862391 - 10/12/13 01:19 AM Re: Just wondering? [Re: ]
The Moderator Offline
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Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13947
Loc: Mitulaville
Goddammit! I just got uncunted tonight!

Stopped by at a local grill to reserve a future table for my investment club. Since I was there, and was bs'in with the bartender and owner(s), I decided to stick around and have a drink.

Sitting at a table (bar was full) enjoying my drink, the staff asked if they could borrow my other seat. I said sure, and before I knew it, a good looking 50 year old french chick was sitting at my table. Pretty sure this was a setup, the more I think about it. We hit it off immediately. More drinks were ordered, followed by dinner. I got her phone number and things were looking more than promising. I've been down this road before. The only people that are willing to spend more than an hour with me in any one given sitting are fishing buddies that are stuck in the boat with me, or some gal that has somehow fallen for my charms and it's damn near a "sure thing". I say we should get together after I'm done with the 2-week stint with my kids, she agrees, and all is going peachy.

Hell, I go all in and lay my cards on the table and ask if she wants to go back to her place for a drink. It's worked more than once. Be brave, be yourself, be confident and the worst that can happen is that they say no.

She said no.

Denied!

Off she goes. Did send me a text that she'd like to see me again in a couple of weeks after my kids are gone...but I was kinda expecting to get CUNTED tonight.

Instead, I got UNcunted!

The Jackhammer struck the [Bleeeeep!] out tonight!

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#862393 - 10/12/13 01:37 AM Re: Just wondering? [Re: The Moderator]
Sol Duc Offline
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Registered: 06/18/01
Posts: 15727
LMAO! Glad to see you're back in the game! I remember all the rebound puzzy after my D in 98' good times. beer
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#862394 - 10/12/13 01:40 AM Re: Just wondering? [Re: The Moderator]
_Nate_
Unregistered


the reason is because she has a 22 year old coming over tonight to pound the muffin, young meat always prevails...

you ask to show her your "new" house, you would be fvckin right now, not on here wink

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#862410 - 10/12/13 11:42 AM Re: Just wondering? [Re: The Moderator]
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Originally Posted By: paker
my investment club


lol

Best part of the whole post.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

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#862411 - 10/12/13 11:42 AM Re: Just wondering? [Re: The Moderator]
teamster Offline
Diamond Cutter

Registered: 10/27/07
Posts: 130
Loc: Seattle
Swing and a miss........your out!
There's always your fist!

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