Goddammit! I just got uncunted tonight!
Stopped by at a local grill to reserve a future table for my investment club. Since I was there, and was bs'in with the bartender and owner(s), I decided to stick around and have a drink.
Sitting at a table (bar was full) enjoying my drink, the staff asked if they could borrow my other seat. I said sure, and before I knew it, a good looking 50 year old french chick was sitting at my table. Pretty sure this was a setup, the more I think about it. We hit it off immediately. More drinks were ordered, followed by dinner. I got her phone number and things were looking more than promising. I've been down this road before. The only people that are willing to spend more than an hour with me in any one given sitting are fishing buddies that are stuck in the boat with me, or some gal that has somehow fallen for my charms and it's damn near a "sure thing". I say we should get together after I'm done with the 2-week stint with my kids, she agrees, and all is going peachy.
Hell, I go all in and lay my cards on the table and ask if she wants to go back to her place for a drink. It's worked more than once. Be brave, be yourself, be confident and the worst that can happen is that they say no.
She said no.
Denied!
Off she goes. Did send me a text that she'd like to see me again in a couple of weeks after my kids are gone...but I was kinda expecting to get CUNTED tonight.
Instead, I got UNcunted!
The Jackhammer struck the [Bleeeeep!] out tonight!
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