The mouthy guy has a job.....


Its a long shot but just getting the word out.

If you own a small business or work for a business that may need equipment financing let me know. Banks can be a total crapshoot with the financial crisis we went and are going through. If you don't fit into their little checkboxes you have no options. Unless you know Ukranian mob bosses who will take your "knee's" as collateral. I can give you an option and flexibility of payments that work for you and your business. Seasonal, quarterly, monthly whatever fits into your business. From medical equipment to a new jet sled for your guide operation. CATS, dozers, tractors, portable sanitation equipment, mopeds, cars, trucks, fleet replacement, pressure washers to manufacturing equipment. If it rolls, floats, or drags....we can finance it. Even if it doesn't do those things...we can still finance it so don't hesitate to call. Credit isn't the final deciding factor in who we choose to lend to.

capcojerid@gmail.com

sure. 3 month term? ill send you over a credit app and a personal email as to how you know how these dolls exist and we can mover forward from there. : )

Twitchingforloansharks.merg.

You're the best uncle deuce! Not sure if I should be pissed off about making your list along side Redhole, but presents are always good.

Finance grow lights?

can do. grow lights, im sure your growing vegetables indoors or at least that's what the application will say. used dolls...ehhh not so much.

I like how you've taken a porta potty financing business and turned it into a full blown financial lending empire practically overnight, and all while fishing full time and posting pictures on the internet...

Well done dude!!! At the rate you are going in the financial sector, all you need is a real haircut and you'll be the next Dogfish!

Other than 2Many's post, I'm curious about Merg's qualifications as a financier. I mean he's demonstrated his twitching skilz, but we've never seen any evidence that he can spell or cobble enough sentences together to make a contract, let alone do the math.

How can he miss, salmo? He is the king of $hit talking!

Rates? A/R financing? Dollar limit, high & low? I have clients that don't fit my molds every once in a while and they need an interim source of financing. I do stuff from $250,000 to $10 million, but have folks who are in that range. Can you handle that?

Dogfish. ill PM over some details. can handle that.

I'd like to borrow 10 mil and delay the first payment until 2053

My boss wants to focus on the portable sanitation and small equipment associated with it because he has been in that industry for so many years he knows EVERYONE. The guy has Steven Tyler in his phone...the guys personal number....ive never known someone that knows soooo many people in every walk of life. between his yoga studio that Owen Wilson attends to his real estate company here in WA...pretty crazy.


I on the other hand I know NOTHING about portable crapping. So im venturing out into other avenues.


His networking with tons of banks, rich people, and other sources of capital enable him to be able to put any deal together....from a 100 million dollar skyscraper ( no one likes dealing with bean counters) to your $1300 moped. if it makes sense....we can finance it.

riiiiiggghhhtttttt.

the 10 million dollar question...


does he know natehook?

Nope, but he knows redhook................

Is your boss a drug dealer?

Sounds like money laundering.

Merg is the sexiest loan shark of all time. "Pay up boys or I promise I am going to tickle you to death!! You silly billy gum drops! Hee hee hee!"

Is your bosses name Jackie Treehorn? :-)

Merg the grin-maker