I met Oprah today at work here in Seattle (can't say where). She is MUCH shorter in person than one would think. She's quite small actually and not all that heavy. She was very gracious and pleasant. She had a football team of enormous men surrounding her at all times.

Nate - you see what happens when you get out of bed and get a good job? You get to meet celebrities for [Bleeeeep!] sake!. You get to meet F'in OPRAH GOD DAMN IT!!!!

Why can't you say where?

fvck Oprah...

and i had a great job, building houses nicer than Oprah's... and meeting people worth billions in the process...

but sh!t happened, and im no longer where i was...

dont worry about me... let me do that...

With no intention of being a dick or beating a dead horse- Nate, at your age with such a gap in employment history, you will be inapplicable for even the Wal-Mart greeting job I promised you. I know you make a little money selling bammer, but dude! It would be in your best intersest to find and take any job you can find just to show a verifiable work history when the day comes that you need an income to actually support yourself. If you aren't scared shitless of your future you are even dumber than I thought. For the sake of entertainment, where do you think you will be in ten years? And how and why do you suppose you will arrive there?

I know Nate...I know. I don't really care about Oprah either. But we do care about you getting a job and we are trying everything and the kitchen sink to make that happen.

YOU CAN MEET CELEBRITIES!!!

Salman - I can't say where because of Lawyers and stuff. Sorry man...

Did Oprah drink any coffee?

dont believe it Chuck, i have nothing to prove to any of you... all it would take would be a little searching and you could probably connect the dots...

ill be wherever i want to be in 10 years fruit pop... i know some of the best carpenters, and superintendants, and company owners on the west coast... you being in the lumber/wood business and all, you may want to watch it Chris... then again, im a joke right?

i was in college, working full time, building houses for CFOs and Lawyers, Program Designers, owners of fish companies, Seahawks, huge car dealership owners, some very very wealthy people... so wealthy, they would level a 10k square foot house that was worth 10 million, to build a 12k square foot house that was way more...

then, sh!t hit the fan for me, in more ways than just my dad dying, so mind your own fvcking business, because you dont know what the fvck you would do in my shoes, because you have never LIVED IT... so stop acting like it....

did you get a new car?

yeah your right....


you are me...


thanks for the insight...

obvious what? you saying i never did it? that im lying?

dont worry about what the fvck im going to get, worry about what you are going to get...

what the fvck is your guys deal getting into finacial and life deals with someone you dont even know...

why not share all the skeletons in your closet...

dont be a fvckin pussy either, i mean sh!t, i wasnt...

think about it...

and you reneged on your "promise" Jake... and even while you were doing it, i still kept it classy and cool... just like i promised i would do...

fvck you too Jake...

If you honestly believe you could just show up and get these imaginary jobs that are the greatest thing ever yet you choose to just not pursue and live with your mom you are a far bigger piece of [Bleeeeep!] than I thought. Just keeping it real.

34 years old. I guaran fuckin tee you collect food stamps also. While you grow weed in your pathetic moms house. You truly are a waste of life nate. Aren't you due for a threat towards yourself?

Ya think? !

read my second sentence Chuck...

Jake, constructive criticism is not beating the fvck out of someone each and every day, telling them how sh!tty they and everything they do is, calling them names, saying they arent as "good" as you (pride) at anything they or the other does, talking sh!t about their moms, GFs, other family members, laughing at them for the purpose of what? thats not constructive, thats destructive...

and you still havent beat me down... because you cant.. i already told you that...

you know something Jake, i mean sh!t, everyone here knows how i am... but ive heard the stories about you before you moved to Hawaii, i dont know if they are true and whatnot, but you got razzed by everyone for not having a GF and a job and sh!t...

i would have been the first one to defend your ass too if i was here, because its noones business what your personal life is... and its certianly nothing to make fun of because a person may or may not be struggling with something....

i defended YBD's bitch ass when he went on the bottle after his chick couldnt put up with his drunken stupidity, and look where that one got me

point is, just mind your own business if you wouldnt want the same to be happening to you... (karma)

man fvck you Chris, you are the biggest bitch on here.. tough guy wannabe frontin mother fvcker...

i dont grow sh!t but veggies in the summer, and im not a drug dealer you god damn moron...

and unless you have ever met my mom, and been in this house, id advise you to shut the fvck up, you are the most worthless fvck on this website... go screw your pet sheep you damn ingrate...

yeah, its entertainment to a point Jake... then it just becomes alot to deal with... still here tho

also, your words where something to the effect of " i will no longer give you sh!t like i do now"... that says nothing about family... if it was just about family, i would have gladly said fvck off, because my family gets talked sh!t about on a daily basis, so what would i have gained by you stopping?

ive never smoked ice either, thats a problem in Hawaii, not Washington...

and i would love to get a job, there is nothing else i would enjoy more than to come back and say i told you so.... just like always...

mind your own business...

Nobody in Washington does meth. Fact. Nate is right again.

oh i thought ice was another form of meth, more pure and whatnot.. guess i was wrong... thats ok tho, i will be glad to be wrong on that subject...

YBD, you are a fraud.. shut up for gods sake.. jesus..

SS... not entirely...

FP- don't you mean his "neighborhood"?