"look at my chocolate BOOOOOOTTTYYYYYYYY!!!"

Somebody owes me a new phone...

I think I've figured out that people raggin' on Nate suffer from envy. See, Nate does have a plan. For now he lives with and off his Mom, and he can fish most every day so long as it isn't more than one gallon of gas away from the trailer. His long term plan seems to be for GF Katie to finish school and get her nursing credentials. Once she is making a decent income, Nate will be the ultimate "kept man" and get to fish anytime he wants, that Katie approves of. And his fishing radius might increase to 4 or 5 gallons of gas if Katie makes good money and they keep their housing expenses low by living in a single-wide. Seriously, many of us talk - jokingly - about how cool it would be to be a kept man with enough money to fish whenever and wherever we wanted. And any man would do this in a heartbeat, provided he is OK with being known as a deadbeat. And Nate is the only guy I know of who is OK with advertising his deadbeat status on the www.

A lot of truth in that...SG. Check out time at my Parents house was 18..unless you were going to school full time or working full time, then you had a couple years give or take But like most guys I wanted to have my own pad to bring the Ladies back to.

Hey Neighbor Nick, had a good time Meeting ya when Don was in town and I'd still like to get together and fish ..as soon as I am done with this remodel at the house I'll have some more fishing time and I'll look ya up.

That's kinda Cool you got to meet Harpo(Oprah) ..Know how she got that name? I used to know Sally Jesse Raphael's son before he comitted suicide, and SJR gave Oprah that name because its her name spelled backwards and it's a Harpo the Orca whale reference..she was really overweight back then and it was part of the mudslinging amongst those fighting for higher ratings between daily shows on TV. Anyways, Her son told me Orpah got really upset about SJR calling her that name, but then Oprah beat her at the game by naming her production company Harpo Productions..../ramble.

I wish I was Sally Jesse Raphael son!

Excpet Nate only snags a few months out of the year

Nate only snags a few months out of the year. If that, and sleeos in til one. The rest of the time he is eating mac and cheese and looking at Perez Hiltons blog. I would [Bleeeeep!] myself if there were actually any method to nates patheticness. A plan, lol.

atleast im not alone, jackin off in the shower, singing Brittany Spears songs...

you probably never even had a GF, that was all just a ploy, the truth is, no chick would put up with how stupid you are, you are a 1 trick pony, and in this society, noone wants that...

which is why your still alone....


jacking off in the shower, singing to Brittany...

See how nice Nate is?

oh im supposed to be nice to people that follow me around and do nothing but talk sh!t about me on every thread they can?

really?

you get what you give... if you dont like what you get, dont give it... its plain and simple, even a caveman could figure it out...

apparently cavemen are smarter than some folks here...

if you punch someone in the face, you cant complain when they punch you back and knock your nose crooked and say that they punched "too hard"...

it doesnt work that way...

leave me alone...

you know everyone personally?

and i wouldnt tell anyone what they need to do in their lives...


know why?


because its none of my business, therefore i have no business talking about it... plus, its not fun, or funny to make fun of someone...

just remember, karma is a bitch...

It seems you have 2 options.

1. Stop giving everyone ammunition they can use to fire away with.
2. Put up with it.

this is a waste of time...

you dont listen...

You speak of my ponies, their tricks and Karma. I've said it five million times, but you also get what you put out. If you didn't act the way you did or showed effort as a huMAN things would change quickly. You said I was a fraud too. If that means that I went back on an apology, you had it coming.

Lastly we are at my karma. I was at the door of my building the other day after a long day of fishing, carrying three rods and all of the other [Bleeeeep!] that comes with being a ocd ridden angler. Beat tired. As soon as I step in the door I am approached by a methed out chick around my age soaking wet from the down poor we were in. She begged me to give her a ride. I asled where and she said "the ghetto". Crazy. I took her ass there and let her stink u p my passenger seat and listen to her spout about her many proble
ms. We arrived at our destination and were greeted by an Impala on some big ass nate style rims.

I never asked her for any money, a bobo or even as much as a hand jibber. She may have beenshocked or ddisappointed, I dunno. Anyways she went on for about 5 minutes discussing karma and that I had a lot of the good variety headed my direction. I was stoked!


That my little shitstain on the earth is where karma is earned. Or showing character when no one is watching. *Not keeping some lazy, arrogant know it all in check on a discussion board. You have many life lessons to learn. I suggest you get to it before it's too late. If not already.

That's the point I try and make. I have a hard time articulating it so simply.

Hey SG -

Great to hear from you. Sounds good and I'd love to get together even if its just for a beverage (fishing would be even better!). I'm trying to get prepped for winter fishing, but I've just been slammed with two jobs (white collar on the weekdays and blue on the weekends. Kinda fun and the best of both worlds). I haven't had a true day off in a couple of months, but things on my side should calm down soon and I hope they do on your side as well.

-Nick

apology? you never apologized, you just became a typical "follower", just like all the other idiots in the school yard, and figured you would join the "cool" crowd, and start in on me... i defended your ass remember? i tried to talk to you remember? you told me sh!t and told me not to say anything, and i didnt remember?

what did i do?

i came in, told people to leave you alone, and maybe they should talk to you about what you were going through, to learn the real story, i told them to be empathetic huMAN's, because NOONE is perfect... basically, subverting the sh!t against you, and directing it to me, so that you could be happy for a change, and maybe get your mind off of what you were dealing with...

and this is the thank you i get...

well your welcome Chris, id do it again as well...

also, unless you have seen and gone through what i have in my life, keep your fvckin mouth shut about life lessons... you are preachin to the pope in that aspect... and i dont want to even hear a hint of it, because its all horsesh!t...

don't worry about ybd nate, he seems like a bitch.

I know. I'm sorry.

Please note how I masterfully inter-laced a comment about TWO jobs.


Sorry Nate. When I started this thread, I just took a fun jab. I didn't expect it to turn like this (but I should have - as its the dark side). All I know is that like Midas, I'm rather pleased with myself and my unexpected creation.

its all good Nick, you didnt do anything wrong...

and still, fvck Oprah...


and her house...