Yo listen up! If you like gay x ray technicians sporting a 50 year old prego beer belly and a balding dome move your ass to San Fran beeeeeyootch!

Portland is on the coast? They must have moved it.

Denver can be dry and a bit dirty due to the loose soil. PNW's don't like the lack of green and trees, so its a change for certain. Denver has done a much better job cleaning up the "Brown Cloud" inversion zone over the past decade (minimal wood stove burning now). It can still happen on really stagnant winter days...but maybe just a couple of times a year. Other than those days around Denver, CO has the BEST weather in the USA. Perfect weather actually...

Anyway....go Donks! I gotta get back to work before I get fired.

Dang...I've gotten laid in seven of those cities, and within a town or two of six more.

Fish on...

Todd

Yeah, it's called the "west coast"...not surprised you never heard of it.

Fish on...

Todd

All of my scheduled meetings today were canceled so I was able to sit at my desk and get some actual work done. So I spent most of the day listening to Denver sports radio. Thru out the day I jotted down some of the things I heard.......

enjoy

-Marshawn Lynch will be contained because the Bronco run defense is now great having shut down New England.
-Percy Harvin will not have an impact on the game because he only has one catch on the year.
-They love Russell Wilson but he’s peaked and will be contained.
-The Bronco’s media sessions are on a boat while the Seahawks media sessions are a hotel ballroom. This is an unfair advantage for the Seahawks as the Denver media folks are getting seasick.
-The Predictalator dude mentioned that every secondary player for the Seahawks grades above average while every Bronco secondary player grades below average. RW throws for more yards than PM.
-The Stubhub dude mentioned that 30% of the aftermarket tickets are being sold to Wa. residents vs. 10% to Co. residents.
-Payton Manning is not only the best quarterback in league history but the best OC in league history.
-The Seahawk pass rush will not be a factor because Payton Manning is the best OC in league history and their fast pace won’t allow the Seahawk pass rushers to rotate in and out.
-The Seahawks are playing much poorer in the post season squeaking thru their games while Denver is playing the best football ever seen in the history of the game.
-Their local Fox affiliate dude predicted at 34-17 game because the Seahawks defense cannot stop the Bronco’s offensive passing attack. Lynch will be shut down on first down and he doesn’t trust RW to pass the ball in 2nd and longs and 3rd and longs.
-They are thrilled to be playing the Seahawks instead of the 49er’s as the 49er’s offense is so much more dynamic than the Seahawks offense that the 49er’s may actually have been able to challenge the Bronco DB’s.
-By the time signs of dementia are noticed ½ of human brain cells, by weight, have died.
-The Seahawks 40-10 victory in the pre-season is nothing to worry about as the Bronco’s just simply took that day off.
-Marshawn Lynch may very well be the most likable guy in the NFL. Fortunately, thanks to the Bronco’s stout run defense, he shouldn’t be much of a factor on Sunday
-More complaining about holding press conferences on a “rocking” boat.
-Shift change: One guy loves Lynch while the other guy thinks you can knock him off of his game as he is uncomfortable with his surroundings.
-Bronco’s are a Sherman tank and the Seahawks are a bunch of flower waving hippie’s
-Seahawks and their fans and their city are just a collage team/town/fans playing against the “Corporate” Bronco’s. That's why the Empire State Building has been lit up in Seahawk colors the last two nights

The easiest way to lose a war is to have your top General fight the previous war and not the current one. That is the feeling I get listening to Denver radio. They figure that both the Chargers and Patriots are much better than the Hawks and that they have come up with the winning formula for Sunday!

I also find it funny that all year long it was common knowledge that the NFC was the better of the two leagues but a couple of easy wins for Denver in the playoff's and all of a sudden the AFC is the better of the two leagues. I also find it funny that they are scared of San Fran but not Seattle

Just like that General who is prepared for the last war it only takes on punch to the noggin to figure out your mistake. I don't think the Denver team/coaches themselves have made this mistake but their fans sure have!

Bronco fans can suck my nuts.

Shift Change-
The new guy is really worried about Seattle's defensive tackles. A caller just called him on that stating, "Manning wont allow them to substitute." The host responded that the Seahawks will fake injuries to allow those subs

That would have just brought up the whole glove or not to glove debate and a gaggle of floating wounded ducks. Don't think that is something they really want to talk about from "radio row."

Not quite a danS zingggggg, but funny, none the less.

They need to ATTACK Bailey! He's played out, for reals.

Fixed

It's easy to get laid all over the country when I've lived in a few of those cities, and spent a decade traveling around the country with my ex visiting many more of those cities.

As soon as the winds hit 10mph Peyton's wobbly, but accurate passes become wobbly, but Earl Thomas interceptions...spirals cut thru the wind, wounded ducks flutter like...

























...wounded ducks.

Bronco fans are like Mitt Romney fans...so blinded by their belief that they will win that they ignore virtually every relevant statistic that says they will not...to their peril.

If the wind whips up and stays up I see a 10 to 14 point Seahawk victory.

If the forecast turns out to be dead wrong and the wind doesn't whip up, then it will be more like a 3-4 point Seahawk victory.

Note there how the Seahawks win either way

Fish on...

Todd

Denver fans act like Obama fans and like Obama believe their own lies . The stupid fuks believe its Mannings birthright to win. They have bought into the whole team of destiny thing the media is playing up. The painted up Seahawks fans are an embarrassment too! I have been waiting 38 years for this an my gut tells me the Seahawks blow them out. Team speed is just to much for them to handle . The Beast is focused.

The only thing that screws up my prediction is if Obama predicts the Seahawks win. Which I think he will because they come across as the blacker of the two teams and he is a racist POS and could fuk up a wet dream.

Todd went from Phoenix, Arizona all the way to Tacoma.
Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A.
Northern California - where the girls are warm so he could hear his sweet baby say....

Fish on...

Todd

Obviously just another hatchery stray.