In Miami.......

http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/10/colin-kaepernick-49ers-sexual-assault-investigation-miami-viceroy/

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/201...sexual-assault/

I hope this story doesn't have any truth behind it.

Fish on...

Todd

Now would be a good time to ask for an extension.

What a Douche. Who couldn't see this coming? The dude has always been & will always be complete trash on and off the field. Maybe he's guilty or a gold-diggers Mark - either way he’s an idiot and going to lose big time $$$. Regardless of the outcome, it’ll be a major distraction for Douchepernick & the Whiners for some time to come. Thank God for Wilson and Manning.

Enjoy the off season Hankster...

Can't wait to hear spanky spin this one. HAHAHAHAHAA

It's TMZ, so take it all in with an entire can of salt...

Morons gonna moron

Not sure what to think after reading that report, other than everyone in that room is a complete and utter moron for gathering together all of the key ingredients for a FAT out-of-court settlement. Morons.

What a bunch of B.S. Far from sexual assault from that report but how dumb are these guys? Better have been some good weed because those could possibly be the most expensive bong hits in history. I wonder how the league will react. Be hard to go any lighter on these idiots than those busted before.

Just dumb dumb dumb.

Not exactly true. No means no. What is unclear from the report was if she said "no" at all while she was awake. If she did at any single point, he's toast for standard SA. Additionally, I'm certain a rape kit was administered. If it shows anything it must have happened after she passed out. If that's that case, then we are talking rape rape and no longer standard SA.

vroom vroom!

Just bullshitting with a buddy who is a die hard whiner fan and I have to hand it to him.....he manages to see the bright side of all situations. To him, this simply means that Krapperdick will get a lot less money and free up some cap space to field a better team. Sadly I could hardly find a reason to disagree.

AKA San Fran, right?

Proof that baby head is not smart enough to be a leader in the NFL. It's most likely someone looking for money but why put yourself in that position before your big payday and jeopardize your marketing value. It's Michael Vick stupid but not quite to Ryan leafs level yet.

3 years for 24 million...8 million signing bonus.

I prefer my women passed da fu.ck out!

Knew I should have gone to Vegas after I saw da commercial what happens in vegas stays in vegas beeeyotch!

Welcome back Hank!

Thanks Dawgfish!

Woops wrong account!

Lol.


Sounds like Colon Rapernick is a real POS.

A few more details, but not much...

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/niners/2014/04/10/colin-kaepernick-investigation/7550297/

Fish on...

Todd

Choo! Choo! Pulling the train.

So who had sloppy seconds? Who was the caboose?

Your team is full of thugs and rapists.

Sol Duc - don't cast stones. The entire NFL is full of thugs and rapists. Some teams have more than others, but every team...including the Hawks has em'.

what does a thug mean anyways? be careful how you use it for, might light-speed into the newest hate word.

IMO - I believe it's an attitude, not a race or minority. Richie Incognito is a thug and he's as white as the driven snow.

I agree nick, and this wasn't directed at you, it was an open ended question.

Farty wieners better draft a QB....while colon is in the gray bar motel.

They will get off with a slap on the wrist. Even if they are guilty. Ray Lewis,Orenthal J Simpson,Sebastian Janikowski,Michael Vick,Leonard Little,Darell Russell the list goes on,all these guy walked away with little more than a reprimandation. They aren't living in the world we live in. If any of us were to commit these types of crimes(allegedly),we would be locked away and they would throw away the key. But not athletes. They get away with rape and murder.

Bong hits and shots.........sounds like an average Friday night

personally I take this story with a grain of salt. these guys on their off season doing their thing and hangout. no biggy, in my off season i'd hang out with todd~Mod or even Robert f. if I felt like slumming in a trailer park.

back in the day when brewer would supply kegs of Bridgeport brew and swag at the stealheader.net tillas... (todd would crash regularly) the amount of guys doing bongs and pipes was large. pro football/basketball/steelheaders love their dope.

so to hear that this [Bleeeeep!] is trying to rail catbox she's just a b!tch wanting a cash buy out and a free ride.

If you are ever in Central California I will get you into some fat cali skanks and dinker bass

shouldn't you get an auto ban for living in Calif?

Robert gets an exemption for his taste in music. He's auto grand fathered in. Dems da rules...

Now Hank? Well...

Robertf seems like a nicer drunk this time around.

You didn't get one for being a Duck fan, so apparently they'll let any lowlife hang around here.

Sounds like Kaep was targeted because haters gonna hate and/or file lawsuits.

He was targeted because he's an idiot. He's toking off bongs while Russell Wilson is visiting Childrens Hospital and studing his play book.

Colon Rapernick wants to be Drake. Drake wants to be RW. RW wants to be neither of those idiots and is in a children's hospital, hanging out with fam, or studying tape.

If we live in a society that elevates idiots for too long an entire generation of boys won't know what being a man is. Ooops, that already happened.

I didn't inhale Yo!

I'd guess that there's better than even odds that there was no sexual assault, but there is a 100% chance of this:

Kaepernick is a stupid as a box of rusty hammers to put himself in this position at all...and based on what a fuckin clown and prima donna he acts like off the field all the time he's a perfect target for something like this even if he didn't commit sexual assault.

I suspect he has handlers and coaches telling him to stop acting like such a fuckin douchebag all the time...maybe he'll actually grow up and listen to them now? We'll see...the usual reaction to something like this is to either clean up your act, or go farther off the deep end in the DouchebagKiddiePool.

I'd say it's even odds as to which way he goes, even if he's not ever charged with anything out of this specific case.

Fish on...

Todd

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
& Yes.

Any & all of that would be a great first step for the young man.
He's supposed to be a PROFESSIONAL - a very, very well paid one. Guilty or not, he's the starting QB for the San Fransisco 49rs and he should act like it.

Baggage Handler.

Just saying that its stupid & selfish put yourself in that position in the first place when so many depend on you having your chit together. See my tag line. But he's human, so whatever...

Hank, your Kaepernick ballwashing is already well known, but this time it is even extreme for you.

Guilty or not, he's always acted like a douchebag and this time he acted ten times worse than usual.

Fish on...

Todd

Ray Lewis agrees that what you do off the field is A-OK! As long as murders don't occur on the field of play, it should be game on.

Really? Did your fingers actually just type that out?

Right now, relaxing in a dimly lit film room somewhere in BFE Mizzou, sits Alex Smith & Dwayne Bowe going over routes.

Oh Hank. You feed too many trolls.

It was the logical escalation at the time.

Yep - nothing I have said in this thread is logical.

It's a bit early for me, but since you've already started....I'll have what you are having.

Well then - just what is your excuse? It couldn't be PTSD / Sandy Vag Syndrome after learning your starting QB is fvcked could it?

Welcome back Hank! The darkside was not the same without you.

Did you catch any fish lately?

Take care,

AHFMD!

oh oops, wrong thread, and yes welcome back Hank you salty sum b!tch.

Farty wieners will cut Kraphispants on Tuesday.

Nah I am exactly the same as I have always been I just got tired of the avidangler persona.

Kaepernick needs to smarten up. He put himself in a bad situation regardless of whether he committed the alleged crime.

>got tired of the avidangler persona.

that's cause you almost made an autist (redhook/evo) kill himself.

So Kaperninck is a rapo. Kobe Bryant still has a career, Sandusky on the other hand doesn't so we'll have to wait and see where Kaps ends up in the scale of sex offenders.

Wankster, has it ever occurred to you that since you have the most posts here, get involved in the most bit.ch fights, and constantly drop how you are sober, that the joke is on you?

Constantly defending Colon Rapernick on the Dark Side, as if that is even an important thing, is probably not the best use of your time. Maybe hang with your kids if you have any, or shag that old Cedar I hear you been running around with.

Stop teasing my bff Hunkster or I will make you hit the bong then rape you beeyotch!

Reading comprehension? Well they didn't have us study garbage in school so I guess it is hard for me to read every word of your keyboard diarrhea. I just go with the first few words of your posts which usually are all bitchy and insulting to someone who is just trolling your ass about Colon Rapernick, your BFF.


6 packs, and crack whores? Really? You think that is typical youth behavior? Is that why you sobered up?

Keep it up buddy!

Nice try. You got me beat in bitchy post counts by well over an order of magnitude.

The Dark Side is yours. You can have it.

BTW, I can see your posts are stacking up again.

Meh.
Krapper is doin' the same schitt we all did when we were 26.
Only with a microscope on him and his big bank.

The whole fuggin thing is prolly just hyped up crap.

The winners are the sports channels that are needing NFL stories during the off-season.

Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.

Again, meh.

[Bleeeeep!] off attention whore

Aldon Smith arrested for a bomb threat at a airport

What size Hawks hoodie do you wear, Hank?

Wow. That escalated quickly. I don't even need to troll Hank. The 49'rs just keep doing it to themselves. I'm just teasing Hank, but eventually a fella is just like WTF? The only thing worse now would be Harbaugh pulling a Sandusky for the grand slam of EPIC off season fvck-ups. We still got 5 months before pre-season...what's next child porn?

Aldon is da bomb Yoooo!

Reminds me, what's Merg been up to lately?

Your team is full of dumbasses and thugs. HAHAHAHAHAHA

wow. I like how NickD puts everything into perspective and rationalizes potential outcomes, while Hank comes back dropping bombs, fists flying, emotional reactions with a twist of well thought out insults..

Bravo Gentlemen...Bravo

Next season for the niners "The Longest Yard"

This is the funniest thing said in this entire thread. Well done Jake.

Prolly still tryin' to get his arse healed up after that Sandy River Cornholin' episode.

LOL, DD.

What happens in Orygun should stay there sometimes, I guess.

Take care,

The 49ers are fast becoming the old Raiders.

HO-LEE chit. Talk about striking while the iron is hot. Crabtree just got picked up on Mopery charges!

Mopery Definition

49'r Implosion

Mopery is bad.
You go to hoosegow for a looong time for doin' the mope.

Funny you should mention that,I was just chatting with him .

Where the hell is your team pride? Harbaugh isn't a leader of men, he leads a team of drunks, thugs, and brass knuckle-toting fools who leave the scene of a crime. Where is hell is the discipline? Jimbo's players have run amok under his tenure. The Niners have transformed into pg. 6 of the police ink blotter. Complete embarrassment and laughingstock.

lol

Wow. The 9'ers went full-on retard. Getting in a pissing match with the TSA at an airport?

That's a paste-eater move right there.

Nice work, Aldon. Very smooth. Charter your own plane next time, big money, and you won't have to worry about TSA pestering you.

Hamster's reaction has been worth the price of admission, though. A truly valiant effort in the face of some disturbing press.

Yeah no $hit.

I'm waiting for Harbaugh to get picked up for shoplifting khakis at JC Penny.

Fish on...

Todd

I can't imagine that saying "sorry, I was drunk" will help him in his upcoming DUI plea negotiations.

I wonder how much the Niners paid the doctor that gave Smith the psychological exams? Apparently not enough to bother reading the exam, or enough to find anything in the exam very compelling.

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http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/49ers...b-threat-041414

Pre-draft psych profile said Aldon Smith was high-risk for off-field trouble
By Alex Marvez

FOX Sports

APR 14, 2014 12:06p ET

San Francisco 49ers outside linebacker Aldon Smith was at a higher risk of getting into off-field trouble in the NFL than other college prospects, according to a pre-draft psychological profile obtained by FOX Sports 1.

Smith, who was arrested Sunday for allegedly making a bomb threat at Los Angeles International Airport, was red-flagged before the 2011 draft by the North Carolina-based scouting service Human Resource Tactics, which works with subscribing NFL teams.

"He has some past experience with getting into trouble and is a higher-than-average risk for this sort of behavior in the future," the report states.

Smith has justified his selection as the No. 7 overall pick in the 2011 draft by becoming one of the league's top pass rushers with 42 sacks in 43 games. But his NFL career is on the verge of getting derailed by a series of arrests and off-field incidents.

Besides the misdemeanor arrest for making a false bomb threat Sunday, the 24-year-old Smith is facing charges for a September DUI arrest and three felony counts of illegal possession of an assault weapon. Smith missed five games last season while seeking substance-abuse treatment at a rehabilitation facility.

A Los Angeles Police Department spokesman said Smith may have been drinking Sunday at the airport but that didn't factor into the arrest. Still, that possibility combined with Smith's ongoing issues could lead to an NFL suspension under the league's personal conduct policy.

As of Monday afternoon, Smith remained on San Francisco's roster. The 49ers issued a statement from general manager Trent Baalke saying he was "disappointed to learn of the incident" and that the team was still gathering information.

Although the HRT report cited trouble in his past, Smith wasn't arrested during his three seasons (2008 to 2010) at the University of Missouri. But even if a player doesn't run afoul of the law, off-field incidents and deviant behaviors often come to the attention of NFL teams through the scouting process.

Smith scored an 18 on the Wonderlic intelligence exam given to draft prospects. The NFL average is 20, with 19 the score for outside linebackers. His "mental quickness" score on a 10-point scale was a 4, which placed him in the average range of NFL players.

Smith scored poorly in HRT's eight-category SIGMA motivation testing that is used to identify sources of maladjustment and personal strengths. On a 10-point grading system, Smith scored a 1 for interpersonal style, receptivity to coaching and dedication. He scored a 2 for focus, affective commitment and interpersonal style.

His best scores were in the categories of self-efficacy (5) and combative attitude (4).

The HRT report stated that Smith's matrices and Wonderlic score "indicate that he has the mental ability to learn his position responsibilities." The list of Smith's weaknesses was far longer than his cited strengths.

"Smith's upside potential is limited by his poor work ethic," the HRT report states. "Although he will not use injuries as an excuse, he will not always give his best and stay focused in practice. Smith does not seem to understand the link between preparation and game performance. Instead of paying the price time and again to improve his skills, coaches will see that he will slack off occasionally and will try to get by with sporadic levels of preparation and effort in practices and the offseason.

"He does not consistently show the kind of passion and commitment to the game that we see in successful players."

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Fish on...

Todd

Fkn tough crowd

But he can play ball. And in the world of Big Time Football and Basketball (college or pro) all that matters is how well you play on game day.

Look at the model citizens the UW put on the field or court over the last decade or so, an they are a pretty good program.

Speaking of rapists, Jameis Winston left spring game in time to catch up with his baseball team, and pitched the save over Georgia in FSUs only win of the weekend. Fuk'em...

Agreed, fu.k that clown

More failure. "I've got a bomb!"

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdo...-232422941.html

Damn...rough story.

I would be very surprised if the Niners don't resign Smith...but let's be honest here, if he was a third rounder or wasn't a super star he'd be long gone already.

With a talent like that the level of what the team will take to dump him is pretty damned high.

That being said...I'll also be very surprised if Goodell doesn't have Smith watching a good quarter of the season from his couch, anyway.

Fish on...

Todd

Available now....

exclusive interview..

Well...that was pretty fuckin funny.

Fish on...

Todd

That was priceless! Hank???????????

Don't hurt Hank's feelings.

Fish on...

Todd

Honk is a lot like the chick making claims against catbox. He comes into a Seahawk party and yells here I am boys [Bleeeeep!] with me. Then when he gets boned from everyone at the party he gets all sore that they took him up on his offer.

That was an analogy by the way I have no personal knowledge of anyone actually boning Honk. However I suspect there is more than one here capable.

Harbaugh had no problem last year talking about PED's and cheating to get ahead. He has been pretty quiet about all the drama in the bay during the off season. San Jose News is editorializing that Aldon Smith will not play for the 49ers this upcoming season. The window is quickly closing on this team.

"Above Reproach"

Fish on...

Todd

"play by the rules"

D-Rape may have shot himself in the foot in his quest to get laid.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/repor...tigation-041714