"No - fag - I don't drive an SUV. I drive a truck. And I don't have a fuckin' Maine Coon - I have a cat. A black one.

Do your elk hunting buddies have special cat breeds, too? Do you all get together and talk about how smart your cats are, and then regale each other with stories about your cats outsmarting dogs? Do you take your cats along on bird-hunting trips so they can show dogs how to point and flush birds for you? "

You all ready responded, your weed addled brain forget and you got all riled up again? Have a great fourth hope the family is doing well.