That's a pretty funny picture.
I'd throw in the lighting oneself on fire bit toward the end, mebbe right after the flop.

....and the crowd roared.

Uh oh.


GOD forbid BU is irritated.

He's most always irritated, and why would anyone care?

I'm happy to add a little light/lite, to your dismal life.

It is better to see you laugh than swear and I suppose it is obvious I'd rather read what DD has to say on his worst day than anything you spew on your best.


I figure you must be related to someone here because only families tolerate the creepy uncle types

You coined it and singly insist on regurgitating it once a month or so.


But please, fell free to explain it to the feebly furnitured.

Interpretative dance

You mean "the Human Toothache?"

Obviously you asked the question and didn't have an answer.



Who's laughin' now?




FISH ON!

My pseudo-adversary offers zero content, again. Also, plagiarizing Bigstick doesn't constitute proper spelling.



You're digging Friend and I am still laughin'

One of these looks good on a warm summer night, such as tonight...

My bad.

While I think the content of this thread has degraded quite a bit since I left to go fishing last Wednesday, I am...glad? weirded out?...that it's still going, and strong.

Carry on.

Fish on...

Todd

I have a hard time feeling rough about anything when I was on a boat for a few days piling up the eats and you clowns were still here doing this

Heck, I even made a fishing report...but since it's not on the Dark Side you might not ever see it

Fish on...

Todd

i aksed Katie to marry my dumb loser ass today...

she said yes...


i guess some people that actually know who i am can see what i am, not what im worth....

i never said i was perfect, i never said i didnt want to succeed at something right now, meaning work... we will get this settled, its not an issue, but honestly, i have wasted time... you guys are right, no doubt... but that doesnt make me bad, or anything of the sort... it doesnt make me stupid or retarded.. i made dumb choices, and waited till the last minute like i get pissed off at everyone else for doing... i did it myself... and thats the hardest time to try to crawl out of, the bottom of the barrel...

i still gotta deal with the car issue, but we kinda had a life talk and its time to get things in order... how? we have some ideas, and goals.. so, its just gotta happen one way or another...

Parker, Katie said she would help me with checkin out getting in as a student at UW, but i kinda want to go back to building houses.. ill keep that option in the Rolodex tho for sure...

Evo,

I just skipped through this thread and don't know all the details, but glad you got a game plan and a good woman.

Congratulations,

Katie sounds like a great gal. Tough times are the true test of a relationship and she obviously stood by you.


Congrats to you there Nate!

I'm happy for you and I hope everything works out for the better!

Fish on...

Todd

+1

first off, congratulations... finding the person you want to spend the rest of your life with is a great.

But saying "its just gotta happen one way or another" is another way to say "I'm holding out for that management position, and I'll keep buying lottery tickets till I get it". Here are a few goals that I guarantee will "make it happen":

quit smoking pot
go to bed early
get up early
get an entry level job
fix your car
find a better job
find the career you want

otherwise you will remain a deadbeat, a married deadbeat, but a deadbeat just the same.

My sister, the one I like, is married to a deadbeat just like the one you play on the internet. She works two jobs, drives him wherever he wants to go, pays his seat belt tickets, all while my retired mom shuttles their kids to school and back

I feel bad for my sister but especially bad for my mom, she is to old to be taking care of kids.

don't be a deadbeat