#901086 - 07/23/14 03:08 PM
Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight...
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Dick Nipples
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...Leads to Wife's Death. That's quite a headline http://gawker.com/nude-beach-blow-job-jet-ski-fight-leads-to-wife-s-death-1608253016Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death When your wife catches you blowing a dude on a boat off a Florida nude beach, the correct response is to immediately apologize, and, once the situation has cooled, have a frank, open conversation about sexuality. Not recommended: throwing her off of the back of your jet ski and leaving her for dead. Michael Doster was arrested for domestic battery in Passage Key, Florida after his wife Pamela discovered him in an intimate moment with another man on a boat near the popular nude beach (he and the man were allegedly performing oral sex on each other, the Daily Mail reports). The couple allegedly began arguing whilst atop a Sea-Doo, and Doster threw his wife off the vehicle four separate times. Pamela Doster refused to re-board after hitting her head on the final toss, so her husband left her on a sandbar. Both Dosters were drunk. Michael called 911 when he returned to shore, and Pamela was found bruised and battered on the sandbar wearing only a life vest. After several days in the hospital, she died. Local law enforcement named Michael as a suspect in the investigation into her death. Manatee County Sheriff's Office spokesman Randy Warren told NBC: "This takes our case to a different level. We need to know exactly what happened. We can say that Michael Doster is a suspect." Law enforcement officials are now searching for the recipient of Doster's blowie, as "he may be able to give us some good information as to exactly what occurred." ************** Fish on... Todd
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#901102 - 07/23/14 04:24 PM
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River Nutrients
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I feel sorry for the cops... I don't want to know any more "facts" regarding what exactly happened. My ex-wife doesn't even deserve being left for dead like that.
(That is a little difficult to admit though)
Edited by JTD (07/23/14 06:13 PM)
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#901105 - 07/23/14 04:28 PM
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Interesting place that Florida.....
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#901141 - 07/23/14 07:48 PM
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Most likely why they have the snoopy rod classic in the winter. Keeps this kind of shenanigans out of the view of the general pubic and in the group home they rent.
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#901171 - 07/23/14 09:54 PM
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Most likely why they have the snoopy rod classic in the winter. Keeps this kind of shenanigans out of the view of the general pubic and in the group home they rent. 43-8 apparently knows all the ways to suck cock without anyone knowing. What a fag.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell. I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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#901173 - 07/23/14 10:04 PM
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Purple and gold are the favorite colors of cock suckers . You know it's true don't you cock sucker? The only cock suckers that wear crimson and grey are women. The way it's supposed to be. Don't you usually fish the snoopy?
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#901177 - 07/23/14 10:11 PM
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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43-8 is the authority on cocksuckers, because he is one.
Go slurp some gurp, faggot.
I've never fished the src, so fu.ck off.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell. I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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#901183 - 07/23/14 10:31 PM
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Exactly. Thank you.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell. I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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#901185 - 07/23/14 10:33 PM
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Dan can say walla walls with out showing his teeth. Its part of the admission requirement at UW.
Edited by 43-8 (07/23/14 10:34 PM)
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#901189 - 07/23/14 10:37 PM
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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You had to edit that?
lol
The only admission requirement at WSU is having embarrassed parents who have to send their paste eater kid to a dump like WSU.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell. I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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#901191 - 07/23/14 10:45 PM
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Parents didn't send me I paid. Mommie and daddies boys who get sent to school are more likely to be cock suckers because they get practice sucking off thier parents to get what they want. Especially people from Deliverance themed areas like Shelton.
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#901195 - 07/23/14 10:54 PM
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
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You are just a cocksucking authority, aren't you, ya cocksucker?
Don't be jealous that my dad was a better provider than yours was. Yeah, he paid my tuition, but he'd have paid it at WSU if I was a fuckin' paste eater like you in high school.
Go to Shelton and shoot off your hole, big shot.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell. I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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#901196 - 07/23/14 10:55 PM
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Carcass
Registered: 01/09/14
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Loc: Sky River(WA) Clearwater(Id)
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Nobody PAYS to go to Pullman! You are sentenced to 4 years of dumfuk 101, and if your lucky enough to graduate.... well you know
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#901212 - 07/24/14 12:25 AM
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My dad is very wealthy and offered to pay . I was raised with a sense of pride in doing things for myself and preferred not to owe anyone. Four years and I worked full time while in school. That's how cougs roll . Buttsniffers have mom and dad do it all for them. That's why so many of them end up sucking cock for a living , they are so used to it they thank the suckee for the opportunity. Purple and gold is the colors of cock suckers world wide . Put that in your book of things that are true cocksucker.
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#901217 - 07/24/14 01:14 AM
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Lord of the Chums
Registered: 03/29/14
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you like to say cock alot you know....
does your wife know?
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#901223 - 07/24/14 10:38 AM
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I showed your post to my wife Nate and she asked " is Evo that that lazy cocksucker who has no job, gets up at noon, googles answers all day?"
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#901228 - 07/24/14 12:29 PM
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Poodle Smolt
Registered: 05/03/01
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Your wife's name is Nate?
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#901230 - 07/24/14 01:00 PM
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Your wife's name is Nate? Yep - and his boyfriend's name is Brewer.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell. I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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#901232 - 07/24/14 01:13 PM
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Repeat Spawner
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That's all you got? Weak!
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#901236 - 07/24/14 02:19 PM
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Your wife's name is Nate? Yep - and his boyfriend's name is Brewer. Every single time Choad leaves Brewer home alone with Nate this happens.... Caught with his pants down
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#901238 - 07/24/14 02:36 PM
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Imagine that cocksucking is mentioned and here comes skunkkunt aka red hook with a minimum wage job to hold his buddy danS sack for him.
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#901239 - 07/24/14 02:38 PM
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That's all you got? Weak!
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#901240 - 07/24/14 02:58 PM
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Lord of the Chums
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Choad is just upset this article got leaked...
next time do it in a bedroom, not on a boat you queef....
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#901243 - 07/24/14 03:14 PM
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Evo clocks in to PP at damn near right at 12 again. It's like clock work.
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#901244 - 07/24/14 03:15 PM
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actually, i was on at 7 but i just didnt say anything, nice try squirt...
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#901245 - 07/24/14 03:17 PM
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My Waders are Moist
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Wow you got up at 7 for once? That's a gold star for you big boy!
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#901246 - 07/24/14 03:20 PM
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Lord of the Chums
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actually i was up at 3:30 when the alarm when off...
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#901247 - 07/24/14 03:22 PM
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Wow you got up at 7 for once? That's a gold star for you big boy! It's not that he got up at 7, he was awake all night. Xbox and ice!
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#901249 - 07/24/14 03:26 PM
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Lord of the Chums
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actually, it was Bear Grylls Close Calls and ass....
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#901250 - 07/24/14 03:27 PM
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actually, it was Bear Grylls Close Calls and ass.... Choad left you home alone w/ Brewer again?
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#901252 - 07/24/14 03:52 PM
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Lord of the Chums
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i live with chicks, not dicks....
i wonder about you tho Jake...
hows fishing?
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#901254 - 07/24/14 03:55 PM
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i live with chicks, not dicks....
i wonder about you tho Jake...
hows fishing? Pretty sure you live with your mom and imaginary girlfriend. Fishing is good, Trevally are in and the oama are thick. How's the job search?
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#901262 - 07/24/14 05:31 PM
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Pretty sure you live with your mom
welcome back ReefSkunk... I think we're over due for a fishing report photo essay...
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#901265 - 07/24/14 06:27 PM
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i dont have a problem with Jake...
id likely kick Choad in the kunt tho, for free...
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#901268 - 07/24/14 06:55 PM
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Parr
Registered: 11/09/13
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i dont have a problem with Jake...
id likely kick Choad in the kunt tho, for free... Make it clear on which "Jake", you are referring to. Don't want my name mixed up with this pornography.
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#901271 - 07/24/14 07:14 PM
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Lord of the Chums
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not you Jake (Rob), the other Jake
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#901284 - 07/24/14 09:35 PM
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Carcass
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Here's the deal Frank, the Dark Side just don't care...
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#901715 - 07/29/14 06:16 PM
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[Bleeeeep!]..i shoulda read this earlier...i thought it was about jdarr and merg getting in a fight after some pro bono hand jobs post trip... You said it not me bro
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#901722 - 07/29/14 07:18 PM
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Here's the deal Frank, the Dark Side just don't care...
Frank sans beans Just wanted to re-post this Stamism in case anyone missed it...solid work right there. I am glad that I was gone for five days and that this thread was still alive when I got back...I'm proud of you guys. Fish on... Todd
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