#919689 - 01/21/15 09:25 AM
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Dick Nipples
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Jeebus.
I was kidding above when I opined that the Prepper/Bigfoot conspiracies were all just one COE (Conspiracy of Everything)...until I Googled "Bigfoot Prepper"...and found out that it's true.
Preppers and Bigfoot whacknuts are the same people.
Now I'm not kidding when I say "this is starting to make sense".
Fish on...
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#919694 - 01/21/15 10:01 AM
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As much time as I spend alone in the woods they must be afraid of spaniels.
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#919696 - 01/21/15 10:22 AM
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Inter dementia......
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#919702 - 01/21/15 10:56 AM
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Dick Nipples
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Yeah, but do they have the Interdimensional Genetic Analysis Doodad Analyzer?
Fish on...
Todd
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#919707 - 01/21/15 11:07 AM
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Ya, but half of those 7,692 samples probably belong to Piper. He says he's been leaving a trail of them.
Yeah, you know, I was thinking that too. So I squeezed real hard trying to fart, hoping I would go inter-dimensional... all I did was sh.it my pants.
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#919725 - 01/21/15 01:00 PM
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River Nutrients
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What seems really odd about bigfoot is the fact science has documented well over 200 species that haven't roamed the earth in over 230 million years. Yet we still haven't seem a bigfoot body, bones, roadkill, game cam, or any real evidence there is such a thing. http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=dinosaur+tracks&qpvt=+dinosaur+tracks&FORM=IGRE
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#919728 - 01/21/15 01:05 PM
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Dick Nipples
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What seems really odd about bigfoot is the fact science has documented well over 200 species that haven't roamed the earth in over 230 million years.
Yet we still haven't seem a bigfoot body, bones, roadkill, game cam, or any real evidence there is such a thing. What part of "Mind Zapping InterTransDimensional Cloaking Camoflauge Capable" do you not understand?  Fish on... Todd P.S. I am still curious how DNA analysis proves that Bigfoot travels between dimensions.
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#919734 - 01/21/15 01:45 PM
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Here it is, all written up just like the Bible: http://www.amazon.com/The-Bigfoot-Apocalypse-Box-Set-ebook/dp/B00EWLGLN8The Four Bigfoots of the Apocalypse! http://www.northcoastjournal.com/humboldt/the-four-bigfoots-of-the-apocalypse/Content?oid=2185454[Bleeeeep!]...I did a Google search for "Bigfoot Apocalypse", and that was funny enough...but Googling up "Bigfoot Bible End TImes" was ten times better...I can't even repeat the "evidence" being shared on the sites that have injected that particular hallucinogen. It does all support, however, my contention above that the Prepper Fruitcakes and Bigfoot Whacknuts are mostly the same crowd of people...if they believe that the End Times are coming, then they have to believe in Bigfoot because he is the harbinger of said End Times. That also explains how zero evidence is required to believe in either...that they are both figments of faith and psychosis mixed into one. Fish on... Todd
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#919737 - 01/21/15 01:49 PM
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That's cuz they're really fast...and inter dimensional...with stealth cloaking stuff...
that pretty much leaves out Stam's and my sister out of the Sassqatch gene pool... not just slow, but even a blind person can detect their presence walking in the room... They only thing close is the how she can make a plate of food disappear... practically interdimensionally...
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#919745 - 01/21/15 01:58 PM
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Anyone who believes in Big Foot are realllllllly dumb people with mental problems.  No sh.it, I used to think you were the dumbest person in the world... 
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#919750 - 01/21/15 02:08 PM
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i dont give a sh!t what anyone says, i enjoy thinking and learning about the what ifs, the unknown, and what nots...
but when you say that Bigfoot is like the fvcking Predator, can zap you with its mind like a bad David Copperfield show, and say that it can travel through dimensions like the Twilight Zone i only have one thing left to say....
im out....
good luck...
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#919754 - 01/21/15 02:23 PM
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They're highly intelligent, and are hoarding gold
They build end times bunkers out it, and black boxes from Malaysian Airplanes..
That's how you know the end is near...lots of Malaysian airplanes crashing.
Do you not read well, we seem to have to explain everything two e Don't forget Faraday Cages, all serious preppers have several of them.
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#919755 - 01/21/15 02:25 PM
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Lord of the Chums
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uhhhh no... im not interested in dudes, you know that by now... some of you others tho im not so sure about... have at it tho, im sure your Star Wars reenactments are epic in the gp industry.... im starting to think that Rich may be under the influence of Symptomatic Nerve Gas, or for you slow fvcks SMG... learn about it... http://www.blogula-rasa.com/2005/10/13/symptomatic-nerve-gas-is-dead/god damn cloaking and mind zapping, french kissing half ass raped stories have now skewed my belief system on something i actually enjoyed.... i mean if real scientists say that sh!t then there is a serious god damn problem here.... next the fvcker will be flying around like the damn Mothman....
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