Nothing easier than putting a pet on a diet.

I saw a Pug a while ago that had to be pushing 42 pounds....I made a comment to the lady that was the fattest Pug I'd seen. She wasn't to happy.

One word. LIPOSUCTION.

I would pay to see that. LMAO!

True....that's why dogs are the best.

The worst dog is almost always better than the best cat as far as domesticated animals go. I inherited thru marriage the worlds best cat but he's dead and buried in a Coleman cooler over in my hunting spot.

I do all his grooming now. I got sick of paying 50 bucks each time. I've gotten pretty good at it. The first time I did it.....Sally came home from work and started crying it was so bad. I told her to wait a few weeks.

Do you express his anal glands?

Yes.

Do you have to talk sweet and calm before goin' in?....or is it something you two look forward to?

In any case I assume that's what your tagline refers to?


I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone
And I have become
Comfortably numb.

LOL....Give him a little wine before. I do it every other time, when he starts dragging his butt more than normal I can tell they need cleaning. Did you want me to call you next time I do it so you can learn.

Is her name Moochelle?

Wasn't this tread about a profit from uranus or something? There must be some sort of lesson on the attention span of Fox News enthusiasts in here somewhere.

Geezuz There should be an investigation into _______________(fill in blank with the politician of your choice) like that Clinton one!

Hank, yeah how 'bout that Sanders? No chance, but preferable to H. Like any conscientious citizen, I've had my fill of Clintons. The only rational reason for voting for her is that the R candidate is likely to be worse for the US, not worse for the top 1/10 of 1%ers, but worse for the US.

This shaping up to be just like the 2012 election. If the R's could find a candidate around the m idle of the road they would win hands down. It is, again, their election to lose.

Same things always happens in WA for governor. I was ready to vote for Sid Morrison when he lost the R primary to Eikenberry. Eik made Mike Lowrey look like a freaking moderate.

I just can't figure out why with every dog I've had I NEVER had to do that.

As long as the Rs keep putting up fruit loops and imbeciles then the Ds will win the White House with whoever they put up.

The fact that Hillary Clinton is going to be the next President should serve as a wakeup call to the Rs that they are so woefully out of touch on everything that we would elect her...but something tells me it will just result in them getting even more and more whacked out and insane.

Fish on...

Todd

I don't think Hillary will win the D nomination. 1st I don't think she has the health/stamina to make it thru the primaries. And with 2.5 billion she has promised every 1% er a seat at the table. Once those seats get filled and most are standing on the outside looking in they'll jump ship and make sure their guy wins. Sorta like '08.

I do agree that the we can put a fork in the Republican Party. With over half the country on the dole they will forever more be the minority party.

Of course WWIII can change all of this.

GOP..."concerned with reality".

That's rich.

Fish on...

Todd

Could it be a matter of perspective?

I only ask because I usually feel the same way about the Democratic candidates.

Now can we please get back to talking about fat pets, as my wife has something to say.