Don't care.

Whoever it is, they're going to get their asses beat.

There's your prediction.

Did you miss the part where I don't fuckin' care who the AFC sends to the Super Bowl?

You go ahead and make a guess that will turn out to be wrong, though.

You seem to have a real knock for it.

Here's my prediction:

Patriots, Steelers, or Broncos...they will put up flashy numbers, give up a lot of points, and whichever one of them rah rah rahs all the way to the Super Bowl will get their heads caved in by the Seahawks.

I'm not sure why this is even a question...three good/decent offenses, and three crappy defenses.

No matter which one it is the Seahawks will stifle their offense utterly, it will be a close game at halftime, like 6-3 or 7-6, by the end of the third quarter it will be something like 17-7 or 10-3, and the game will end with the Hawks winning 24-7, or 27-6, or something like that.

The Hawks can stop any offense, and none of those defenses can stop the Hawks from scoring enough to win.

That's all the analysis that is necessary, but we will be treated to a zillion videos of Rapistberger, Brady, and Manning throwing the ball all over the field against shittty defenses while the same idiotic pundits who predicted some sort of "game" last Super Bowl make the same idiotic predictions this year.

Same goes for the NFC playoffs...Packers? Really? Same ol', same ol'...[Bleeeeep!] defense, good offense, crushing defeat to the Hawks.

The League will keep changing the rules against the defense, GMs will keep overpaying QBs, and good defense will still win Championships so long as you have at least a passable offense.

As long as we have Lynch and Wilson running the show this year we have a better than passable offense.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. I think it's the Packers that the AFC will offer up as the sacrificial lamb to the Hawks in the Super Bowl.

lol

You're so brave with your prediction. You're like the guys who hit the beaches at Normandy and Iwo Jima and sh!t.



What a goat.

I never thought I would say this...but Spanks and Sol Dunce are both right.






































They're both dumfuks.

Fish on...

Todd

Hank is a pussy.



The end.

Hank is like a Coogfan, only at life, not just at football.

It's the only explanation for someone who can be so fuckin wrong about so many things to have such a high opinion of himself.

Just wait until the next Presidential election when he and Sol Dunce will walk in lockstep right down Stupid Avenue and somehow be surprised when they are completely and utterly wrong.

Again.

Fish on...

Todd

Hank the Brave - Predictor of Other Men's Football Games

happy new year btw to all my 'friends' on the darkside.

My guess is Panthers win in Carolina. Hawks beat Panthers in Seattle. Hawks beat Cowboys in Seattle in another classic nail biter with Romo Oh No choking at his finest towards the end of the NFC championship.

Cowboys haven't handled strong defensive adversity well this year. They have dominated most games with their offense from the beginning to the end. Their offense is very consistent when on top. They have been put away in some games where they didn't put on a fast start and get on an offensive roll. Green Bay may not have the stamina and unfaltering D to stop these Cowboys but Seattle does. Green Bay and the Cowboys are kinda of similar in the score fast and relentlessly category but I think Cowboys control the clock better with the running game.

Richard Sherman may have to follow Dez the whole game in Seattle.

AFC I don't know enough to really guess. Seems like NE with home field advantage is HUGE kinda like the Hawks.

Hey now Hank catches a fish just about every other time he hops aboard the charter boat.

Seattle/NE.

Wouldn't that be nice.

I'm heading up to BC for a few days, not sure when/if I'll have any access to the HankDumbfukFest that this thread has become, so please keep reminding him what a dumfuk he is for me while I'm gone.

Thanks in advance.

Fish on...

Todd

I can just feel the love in here today. :>)

I cant see Dallas beating GB in GB, after playing the Lions. Homo Romo will figure a way to fck it up.

If it wasn't for Skate he wouldn't....never mind.

The Dark Side is always good for tidings of good will for our fellow man this time of year.

KK is just an anagram for bunghole.