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Tons of moms to bang here.

+1 How do you think I found dans' wife?

I must take exception to this comment. AC/DC with Bon Scott kicks more ass than most of the best bands of all time. Come on man don't be a donkus.

Whatever, Creepster..... I like how you romanticize your situation so all of us have to feel the need to vomit. You wreak threads out with your creepster , bullschit jargon. Be a man and tell it how it is without this mamby, pamby faggotry.

How old is this broad? I mean I can't imagine we would want to see pictures of an old hag,so why mention anything about it?

Thats just Frank..... We've down graded his existence to the point were he feels the need need to tell us about something worthwhile......which turns out.... has worked against us

Well played, Frank......well played

Billy Bob used one of Hanks dates to write the opening monologue in Slingblade.
"A Mercury is a real good car. That was the car I was drivin' that day. I've had a lot of cars. Yeah, different kinds. A lot of different kinds of cars. She was standin' - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand. Wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand, nevertheless. And uh, I pulled the Mercury up right alongside and I rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And uh, she had this leather skirt on and she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush...

So she says, uh, 'Are you dating?' You know, and I said, 'Sure'. So she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, in a remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I. And she says to me, 'How much do you wanna spend?', and I said, 'Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one'. And she says to me, 'Twenty five dollars'. That's not chicken feed, you know, to a workin' man. So I produce the $25 dollars. And she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. (scoffing) You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?"

Wow.

You really ARE creepy.

No kidding.

twatty is such a fuckin' donkus that he defines the term.

I bet his parents avoid talking about him with their friends. I know his mom does.

Bellevue and Kirkland milfs are the cream of the crop.

All of the upper East side is the land o' Milf a' plenty. Milf Creek is giving WoodinMilf a run for its money nowadays. Good amounts of Tilf and Gilf in this area too, if that's what you are into. I'm looking at you Hank.

Personally, I like the copious amounts of really, really slutty Everett and Snohomish gals further north a bit. Anyone up for a T&A Latte with a little handy on the side?

it's still baseball season lol.

Unfortunately......




Fuk the duks

Mariners are going into the 9th up 3-1...I'd say it's about 7-4 that we blow this up.

Fish on...

Todd

Awesome. I went to the shittter and came back and it was 3-3, Mariners up in the bottom of the 9th.

10-1 we lose this in the 12th, or so.

Fish on...

Todd

How 'bout dat? Bases loaded walk, still no outs.

Mariners down 4-3 in the 10th.

Solid outing so far by the bullpen

Fish on...

Todd

Errors, wild pitches, and White Sox runners running in circles around the bases...6-3 now, still two runners on.

I guess I was being too optimistic thinking it would make it to the 12th for the Mariners to shitthebed...looks like they managed it just fine in the 10th.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Chuck, lay off the glue.

Hey! Three up, three down for the Ms in the bottom of the 10th, and that is that.

Season low eleven games under .500.

Rough.

Fish on...

Todd

Classic melt down in classic seaman fashion.

Should've fired him at the beginning of the year...

http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/mariners/mariners-fire-general-manager-jack-zduriencik/