"Trump is not a clown, a bloviating buffoon, an intimidating bully, or just a really rich guy hoping to buy America as a shiny new toy. He is ambitious to a fault, relentless in his desire to control, own and build, and he has success written into the DNA of every cell of his body. Yes, he is egotistical, over the top at times, and less soft and sentimental than some would like, but I think he would do pretty well in that closed conference room with Putin or Kim. They would respect him but not necessarily like him. These are the ways of the warrior males who have ruled the world from the beginning of time."

And, as such, is attacked by all the simpering, affected, politically correct nambie-pambies in Washington, and in newsrooms around the world. Gotta get my bumper sticker. He is also paying his own way to run. He's the right Man for the job right now. He's also going to hire Carl Ichan to over see China, Japan, Mexico trade agreements.
Icahn does NOT fck around.

He wouldn't take the pay cut. Think his hobby is stirring the chit.

Whoever thinks he's not a bloviating buffoon is the clown.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. He's a clown, too.

He may be a bloviating buffoon but think how awesome late night stand up comedy or the banter here on the darkside will be if he becomes president. If cats could vote, I'd vote for him strictly on that basis.

Donalds job is to push the envelope to the limits of insanity. This will make Scot Walker,the next president, look like a reasonable candidate to the voting American idiots.

Ok, I will put you down as a maybe.

Are you retarded? Rhetorical question.

A few suggestions:

KISS MY TRUMP!

TRUMP RANGER ONBOARD

I lik TRUMP! *


* a teabagger favorite

Trump is not self made and he was fortunate to be born rich as hell in an era where you couldn't lose with real estate investments. If Trump were a typical 10 year old right now, his future would be as a car salesman.

Trump graduated first in his class from Wharton school of business which is a Ivy league college. Sounds to me you should be selling used cars.

Lol! Do you even know how Ivy League schools work?

And I didn't say Trump would be a used car salesman either. He has the knack for sure and is very entertaining.

Is that an official endorsement?

Clowns abound.

Bottom of his class.

I seriously don't see anyone catching him.

He says he will change the name of Mt Denali to Mt McKinley so he's got the real important stuff covered.

I like the sound of Denali better.

It's pretty cool that he is funding his campaign with his own money. He really needs to repeat this every time he has air time. The People are so sick of special interest deciding elections. Just the sound bites are worth the admission fee.

I've gotten tired of trolling Megyn Kelly on twitter. So I thought what better place to spend my time trolling than here on the darkside with my biggest supporters, Sol Dunce and Crankster. Before I become president and make America great again, I am going to make the Darkside entertaining again. I wrote The Art Of The Deal, and I'd like to make a deal with you, Jabba the Cat, for some fur to work into my next hairpiece.

If you can make The Darkside entertaining once again Mr. Trump, you'll not only get my vote in the election, but I'll make you a Mod as well!

Best of luck, Mr. Trump. You are going to need it, as the Darkside is a treacherous place full of scum and villainy. Many have tried, and many have failed to make this place entertaining. Most just end up being douchebags that try too hard.

I wonder how long until Hillary joins to balance out the force now that there has been an awakening here on the Darkside?

What I'm not entertaining? Trump will be especially entertaining 8-10 months from now.

Thanks for the wish of luck. Everything in life is luck. However, I've been trolled on twitter by not only Hillary Clinton but also Rosie O'Donnell and not only survived but thrived. You don't get much more scummy villains than that, so I think I can handle a few idiots here on the darkside. Speaking of idiots, have you even SEEN any of my ex-wives?

Talking about PP moderators here, right?

That is like walking down a trail and catching a branch in your eye.

!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well this should be fun! Trump has become my favorite candidate.

Glad to hear it Sally G, I'll add you to the list of supporters along with Crankster and Sol Dunce. I would have thought by your posts that you were a Democrat but I'm the type of uniter that can reach across the aisle. Once I am elected, you, Sol Dunce and Crankster can sip champagne with me at my celebration party. I will send the presidential jet, Hair Force One, to come get you.

Ok, any guess's who this Trumpster sock puppet is?

I think its pretty obvious from the style of writing no?




Trump 2016!

It's about time we have a good looking first daughter with some serious knockers.

Hopefully it's fish prince.

I think so too.



She does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.

Hey Frank...... I think it's time to take down your fat cat and put your guide caught king back up... Besides that business as usual

fp is to busy on cryfish right now.

Jeez, Frank.... why the attitude? The old lady didn't run off with your Los Gato did she? Don't be comparing yourself to Vedder. He is in a different league of charter than you... put your time in and someday you'll be able to recognize what a bite feels like

Hankster, just because I'm a blowhard prick and fp is blowhard Prick doesn't mean we're the same blowhard prick. After all I own a casino, a jet and a yacht and all he owns is a mostly empty case of BUSCH LITE, a pack of condoms he will never get to use and a dented up old driftboat.

KK ^^^^^^ ?

nah.

I like Trump. I really do. He is making racist redneck idiots show their true colors. It helps me weed them out of my life. As soon as he started spouting his hateful vitriol, all the pointy-headed encephalic racist hicks started crawling out from under their rocks like so many pill bugs. We should hand out little confederate flags and spot weld them to their foreheads. Tell them its pride. They'll do it willingly then. Half of them already have the neck tattoos. I think Crankster still has his Ford/Dole '76 Tramp Stamp.

I'm glad I don't let politics guide who I associate with...

I'd hate to live life as bitter as you seem to be

I would guess that you aren't perfect Piper.

.
+++ many.

Semen stains? Not that vast right-wing conspiracy again.

That beech stole Hank's pic.
JF C

what does the C stand for?

corruption.

Sol Dunce is a uniter.

Aye, Captain!

Fish on...

Todd

'Donald Trump was AMAZING in bed': Former Penthouse Pet reveals the presidential hopeful had his secretary track her down after spotting her in a sexy magazine spread... and he didn't disappoint
Former Penthouse Pet Sandra Taylor said in a recent interview that Donald Trump was amazing in bed
The presidential hopeful had a secretary track Taylor down for a date after spotting her on the cover of New York magazine
Trump also advised Taylor on her career, urging her to change her name which at the time was Sandi Korn and giving her a copy of his biography
The pair split when their relationship became public in early 1991, shortly after Trump had split from first wife Ivana
By CHRIS SPARGO FOR DAILYMAIL.COM
PUBLISHED: 08:27 EST, 18 August 2015 | UPDATED: 03:08 EST, 19 August 2015

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Donald Trump is good in the boardroom and the bedroom.
Former Penthouse Pet Sandra Taylor claims that Trump was an amazing lover when the two enjoyed a brief fling in 1991, gushing about the presidential's hopefuls sexual prowess.
She said of Trump, who had his secretary track her down after spotting her on the cover of New York magazine; 'Omigosh, he was great'.
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Gushing: Former Penthouse Pet Sandra Taylor (above) said in a recent interview that Donald Trump was amazing in bed
Difficult times: The pair split when their relationship became public in early 1991, shortly after Trump had split from first wife Ivana (above the Trumps in April 1991)
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Difficult times: The pair split when their relationship became public in early 1991, shortly after Trump had split from first wife Ivana (above the Trumps in April 1991)
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Big break: Taylor appeared on the cover of Penthouse in March 1991 (left) after the split from Trump (right on Monday)
Taylor - who at that time went by Sandi Korn - also said in her interview with Richard Johnson of the New York Post that Trump would make a 'terrific president.'
As for their first date, she did not get too graphic with the details, simply saying that the two went for pizza and a walk around the city before ending up back at her apartment.
'He was very sweet,' said Taylor.
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And it was not just a night of passionate lovemaking Taylor got on that first date, as Trump also gave her a copy of his book - The Art of the Deal - and told her she needed to change her name.
'I’ve been Sandra Taylor ever since,' said Taylor.
He also advised Taylor; 'If you bet big, you win big. If you bet small, you win small.'
The two enjoyed a few more dates but split when their relationship became public.
'I was sad when it ended,' said Taylor.
She went on to marry her current husband - ad executive husband David O'Connell - 20 years ago, and now works as an actress.
The couple have a child and live in California according to a recent interview Taylor did with Closer.
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Moving on: Trump would go on to marry Marla Maples (left) and then Melania Knauss (right)
Heidi Klum trumps Trump after he declares her no longer a 10
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As for Trump, he would go on to marry Marla Maples, who once claimed the real estate tycoon was the best sex she ever had.
The pair began having an affair in 1986 while Trump was still with his first wife Ivana, and eventually walked down the aisle in 1993, giving birth to their daughter Tiffany later that year.
They divorced in 1999, at which point Trump began dating his current wife Melania.
Meanwhile, another model has also spoken out about Trump recently - Project Runway host Heidi Klum.
The German beauty hit back at Trump with a mocking video after he said in an interview with the New York Times that she was 'no longer a 10.'
The video - posted on Twitter - shows Klum in a shirt with the number '10' written on it which is ripped off by a man in a Trump mask to reveal a shirt underneath that reads '9.99.'


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That is what you call a hung wallet.

If wonder if Sandi ever did read that copy of The Art of The Deal that I gave her.