"Trump is not a clown, a bloviating buffoon, an intimidating bully, or just a really rich guy hoping to buy America as a shiny new toy. He is ambitious to a fault, relentless in his desire to control, own and build, and he has success written into the DNA of every cell of his body. Yes, he is egotistical, over the top at times, and less soft and sentimental than some would like, but I think he would do pretty well in that closed conference room with Putin or Kim. They would respect him but not necessarily like him. These are the ways of the warrior males who have ruled the world from the beginning of time."

And, as such, is attacked by all the simpering, affected, politically correct nambie-pambies in Washington, and in newsrooms around the world. Gotta get my bumper sticker. He is also paying his own way to run. He's the right Man for the job right now. He's also going to hire Carl Ichan to over see China, Japan, Mexico trade agreements.
Icahn does NOT fck around.

He wouldn't take the pay cut. Think his hobby is stirring the chit.

Whoever thinks he's not a bloviating buffoon is the clown.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. He's a clown, too.

He may be a bloviating buffoon but think how awesome late night stand up comedy or the banter here on the darkside will be if he becomes president. If cats could vote, I'd vote for him strictly on that basis.

Donalds job is to push the envelope to the limits of insanity. This will make Scot Walker,the next president, look like a reasonable candidate to the voting American idiots.

Ok, I will put you down as a maybe.

Are you retarded? Rhetorical question.

A few suggestions:

KISS MY TRUMP!

TRUMP RANGER ONBOARD

I lik TRUMP! *


* a teabagger favorite

Trump is not self made and he was fortunate to be born rich as hell in an era where you couldn't lose with real estate investments. If Trump were a typical 10 year old right now, his future would be as a car salesman.

Trump graduated first in his class from Wharton school of business which is a Ivy league college. Sounds to me you should be selling used cars.

Lol! Do you even know how Ivy League schools work?

And I didn't say Trump would be a used car salesman either. He has the knack for sure and is very entertaining.

Is that an official endorsement?

Clowns abound.

Bottom of his class.

I seriously don't see anyone catching him.

He says he will change the name of Mt Denali to Mt McKinley so he's got the real important stuff covered.

I like the sound of Denali better.

It's pretty cool that he is funding his campaign with his own money. He really needs to repeat this every time he has air time. The People are so sick of special interest deciding elections. Just the sound bites are worth the admission fee.

I've gotten tired of trolling Megyn Kelly on twitter. So I thought what better place to spend my time trolling than here on the darkside with my biggest supporters, Sol Dunce and Crankster. Before I become president and make America great again, I am going to make the Darkside entertaining again. I wrote The Art Of The Deal, and I'd like to make a deal with you, Jabba the Cat, for some fur to work into my next hairpiece.