nah dude, ill beat that hippies ass just as i said the first time...

Cripple fight!

actually, here you go, a gem of a redhook chronicle....


drop Katie off, head back, but before i was pulling out, i usually crank the stereo but something just was like nah, not today...

get up to the top of the hill, light is red... i sit, turns green, i go, right after the intersection i hear a loud screetch and bang, look in the mirror and see this blue Tahoe in the intersection doing a U turn, Silverado behind it hella close, but it drove off, and the Tahoe hammered on it my direction as im watching through the mirror, i apply some throttlage, and he gets up next to me and comes within id say about 5 inches of the mirror... i slam on the brakes and he hooks left almost clipping the front of that sexy STS... i was like WTF, so i followed him, about 200 yards later he went into oncoming traffic, 2 lanes of it, in rush hour, at the South Hill Mall...

now i know somethings up...

so i follow him....

we come up to the corner of the Tacoma Boys, and he hooks a wierd right, like a stop then jerk, not normal driving, as im pulling up to the light, theres a cop thats got someone pulled over across 39th, and im like, should i go tell him, where this drunk is going, or, i know hes going to crash, ill just follow him... i chose option 2, like always....

i had to stop at that light, because its a photo light, i know 4 people with tickets from that light, and if i got a ticket, you assholes wouldnt let me forget it... so i turn down towards Costco and see just over the hill movement light wise and come up and there is 1 car there, i see another in the bushes lights pointing at a 90... shes saying how shes late for work, and i said ok i will call 911...

im by myself now, at the back entrance of Costco, and this asshole is trying to get loose...

tires are frying the fvck off, im on the phone, and the lady is a fvckin dunce about it, 60 yards away, shes asking me what street im on, i say 39th and 84th, (he almost hit me on the 4 lane 94th). shes like you are giving me a county address, and a city address, what is the other street, its Costcos drive way wtf...

anyways...


as im talking to her, im telling her that its only a matter of time before he figures out that button on the dashboard makes you go bye bye, and shes telling me officers are coming... im standing there in the fvckin dark with my high beams on the fvck and my flashers on...

he then stops trying to get free, probably because of that big ass cloud of smoke that was coming out of the front of that thing, and walks around to the passenger door, and im tellig the lady hes now outside the vehicle, some more chatter, and i see him putting something on, coat maybe i dont know...

lights got black on that end and i lose sight of him...


then,


POP

im like lady he just fired a pistol the differences between county and city streets are redundant at this point, and shes like, what, about 30 seconds later, 3 times as loud, BANG im like WTF... the lady is telling me that the Puy cops are coming, i may see them, and im like no, aint not nary a cop near here....

the out of the shadows, comes this lone PC sherriff, and i wave him down,...

he turns around and im like dude this guys wrecked and is out there shooting right now, hes like , what?....

then, the cavalry showed up... probably more than 30 cops came in about 3 minutes or so after the first one... and my car was stuck in the middle of it... they let me go out throught the Costco lot and i filled a report out....

as im pulling out, i hear this M/T style tire howl, and i ask the cop that i was with if that was SWAT, hes like yeah, and over the hill came some serious power, from 5 different forces that i guess were doing a rain in Manorwood earlier in the night....


crazy morning, i was telling the lady that i wanted to go check on him but drunk people scare my ass.... im glad i didnt...


be gettin that CPL done soon now...

actually, here you go, a gem of a redhook
i had to stop at that light, because its a photo light, i know 4 people with tickets from that light, and if i got a ticket, you assholes wouldnt let me forget it...

You now qualify to be Phoenix Jones side kick, Nate.

Phoenix Jones is a fuckin douchebag.

Fish on...

Todd

Why, did he beat up some hipsters?

I love fvckin nuts on my chin.....