just read that a log jam in the middle of the Stillaguamish river caught fire...

How dry is it? It's about as dry as Crooked Hillary's cu.nt when you try to fukk her without any foreplay or lube and getting a dusty queef to the face. It's so dry the Democrats are doing a water gun buy back program. It's so dry that Bill Clinton quit raping and is reduced to merely dry humping the interns. It's so dry that I don't even dry clean my suits anymore, I just send my suits out for cleaning now.