The beer on the stern is a nice touch. But with a boat like that, I'd have a bottle of tequila....just sayin'

If you buy that Boat, who is gonna drive it?

Not you, now.

Seriously now, if Rico can get a Captain's License, I should be able to dock a boat.

Keyword being "should".

is the second steering wheel outside the house for the kicker?

Paker, I must congratulate you on improving both your attitude on this site and your life in general. I'm actually impressed. In hindsight if I would have known your situation better, I would have been trolling your ex-wife instead. Of course, I'm sure I still can, but I'm guessing her looking at you enjoy life without her is trolling her well enough, gnomesayin?

Deal. I see you have been driving around a big tub lately, and I can certainly set his downrigger for him. That way we can soften the transitional blow from boat whore to boat owner...He can just drink Elysians and take the hand off's, like normal.

Sometimes...... questions like this say a lot about a guy.

Lol :-)

Fish on...

Todd

We know who IS NOT driving.

Obviously the second wheel is for training captains.
While a more experienced sailor steers from the main wheel in the house the second mate can pretend to steer from the second wheel to get a feel for it.
knowwhatIjustsaid?

Somebody is going to need to man the BBQ while not catching any fish. Might was well be me, so I accept your kind offer Paker. Thanks buddy!

Mang the amount of boat ho's ITT is offdahook. It's one thing to congratulate a guy on his boat, it's another thing to get down on your knees. Plus how many boat ho's is he really going to be able to take out in the next 6 days before the SHTF?

Is the Gnome drinking a Butt Light in his avatar?

Might have to name the boat "Wipe Your Chin".

Instead of the "Must bring gas money" rule, might have to impose the "Must bring your own knee pads and/or step stool", rule.

I'm sure Dan will appreciate that. Regardless of what everyone else has to say about you, you're a good guy Parker and will make a fine Captain of the mighty FV W.Y.C.

Arrggg! Me Captain Brown Eye Paker! Prepare to be boarded by me seamen! Arrggg!

While some live in a land of excess, staring out their office window over a sea of tents, other less fortunate souls are calling those tents home.

magnifying glass optional

Ziiing?

Congrats?

Here's a pat on the back, Pipey. No why don't you run along and go play or, maybe Evo could use some help with the training wheel at the back of the boat.



Now, if you want to learn from a master, the above quote was a brilliant reply! Well done!

PS. Tent City 3 is just about to move away! I think they have another week left and away they go to a new location. In all honesty, they were good neighbors for the most part. My stuff is still here, no one that I know of got robbed, raped, murdered and pretty sure no one stole any food out of the building fridges. Hate to say it, but I'd have no problem with them staying another 3 months.

Unless he is steering from behind.
Then he is the Scout Master.

I do hope our newly minted skippy won't be that guy that puts her on auto pilot and goes below deck to do paperwork. Good thing EVO will be steering the kicker....

Hope it all works out for you, Parker!