I'll give you another quarter to try again. Can you at least, like, "try try" the next time? Maybe you can practice post somewhere else first?

Just big boned?

Damn dog owner

That was my practice post.

Son of a biaaaach.....How many dogs do you have, Nick?

Suck it bitch.

For what it is worth, I do loathe a 206'er dog owner.....

Some comparisons between a Westside and Eastside dog.



206'er dog person:

-Has 14 different styles of leashes for their dog.
-Has at least one collar that cost over $50. Because it looks cool and made by REI.
-Has at least 3 plush beds per dog.
-Believes they have the absolute right to bring their dog EVERYWHERE and ANYWHERE.
-Will drive across Seattle to take their dog to a dog park.
-Once done with the dog park, will allow their dog to be off leash outside the park, because their dog HAS RIGHTS, God damn it!
-A dog that will fetch a tossed tennis ball in Lake Washington is considered a "hunting" dog.
-Only a psychopathic dog owner, or homeless person with a dog doesn't scoop the dog poop.
-Isn't my rescue (insert [Bleeeeep!] ass breed of fracked up dog here) awesome?
-Dog's don't work. People do.
-Home with cats and dogs living together - cat rules the house. Dog doesn't care and is just happy to lick the cat in the face once in a while. Pisses the hell out of the cat. Dog laughs.

509'er dog person...and perhaps a 360'er as well: (Bob and Stam's dogs are cool and kick ass).

-Has 1 leash. It's called a chain or rope.
-Has a $50 dog collar, because it's either a shock collar or high end leather working collar.
-The dog can sleep on the floor.
-The dog can stay home. Or in the back of the truck.
-Will drive with a dog in the back of a truck everywhere, but that doesn't mean the trip was FOR the dog. Dog park? What's that?
-Leash law? What's that?
-A 509 hunting dog gives their master "that look of disappointment" when they miss the bird, shakes it off, and is back at flushing, pointing, and retrieving anything that flies or dies.
-Scoop what? The dog poops in the pasture.
-Isn't my lab/retriever awesome?
-People work and so does my dog.
-Home with cats and dogs living together - cat rules the house. Dog doesn't care and is just happy to lick the cat in the face once in a while. Pisses the hell out of the cat. Dog laughs.

I am both a dog and cat person. I just REFUSE to own and keep a lab in 206-ville. That's just cruel. Dogs need land to run and be free. They don't need to be stuck in a kennel all day when I work only to be "walked" late in the day as a form of reward.

Someday, when I leave this hellhole called Seattle and get some land, I'll have a golden lab.

When you move out of there Paker, please consider dropping the word "loathe".....it is so 206

Yeah, paker. In 360ville we say " I fuckin hate a 206er dog owner ".

The last thing a 360 cat sees...................................Undercarriage.

Hmmmmmm.... That dog needs a really good killin..

Maybe it's not so much that I hate dogs, it's dog schit that I can't stand. Probably explains why I don't like a few of you.... well, maybe just 1 or 2, the rest of you clowns are ok

Those that have met him know Jasper (the COCKer) is the Bees Knees.

Finnegan (the black lab pup) needs some work, but he's starting to come around for a two year old meathead.

425 dogs. Part city. Part country. One leash. Zero cat.

Toff has a pretty cool cat with maybe the best name ever. She weighs like 2 pounds but would probably kill us all if she had the chance.

Cats are always plotting and scheming. If it weren't for giving them food, they would straight up murder the human race.

That picture was taken in Reefer's old heighborhood.
Behind the Hard Rock in Maui.
I bet after that turd baked a day or two under the Maui sun it would have been harder than the mayor's tool at a little league game.
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Got 3 cats...all came from the wild. Dominant dude takes no crap from 'coons or any critter near his size. He's 21 lbs, and not fat. Seen him jump right in the middle of 5 'coons, and he ran every one of 'em off the porch.

I try to tell people.."He's my cat, not yours..watch yourself", but idiots pick him up anyway and he bleeds 'em every time.

He lets me know when somethings not right outside, and he doesn't make a bunch of racket barking like a dog.

Another one is a Class A mouse/rat/gopher/mole killer. She's all of 7 lbs., but rodents fear her name.

They don't have to be taken for walks, and I don't pickup their turds.....they bury 'em like smart animals

Dogs don't come on my property.

Damn straight

Paker,

That's Yellow Lab or Golden Retriever. Review your AKC manual before you go pup shopping.

At least I don't have a photo of my cat in my avatar.....which wouldn't be a whole lot better than someone with a photo of a dog in their avatar.

What was it that DanS told me to say?

"I fuckin hate a 206er dog owner"

Your cats are $hitting in your neighbor's garden. If you have a male he's spraying pi$$ on your neighbor's stuff.
Stray and outdoor cats aren't much of a problem where I live. Coyotes keep them thinned out.
A .410 with #4 or 000 is the tool of choice for racoons, opossums, and cats that $hit in gardens.

You. I like you.

Everyone poops.

Favorite cat loads are in the neighbor's flower beds.
Least favorite cat tried a few days ago to piss on my beloved 22.5" Weber kettle.
If this activity continues, Least Favorite Cat will find himself in a new neighborhood to piss in.

I don't shoot pets. What is a good Muslim load? .416 Rigby would be up there.