i assembled an 1100 dollar 10/22, bored with it now tho

Elves.....lol.......Elves building rifles......lol.........Keeblers miracle......

Weird thread.

Armed elves that build rifles & cabinets driving whipped SHO's in Puyallup while stealing mail and brandishing XD .40's in the trailer park caught on camera posing gangster style.

Out. Fvcking. Standing.

Edit: typo

XD40, never heard of an SD...

Yeah Steve, I thought about that route too, but I'm gonna throw some good mud terrains on it... Escalades don't look right like that....

Just a typo. I have an XD .45 myself. Good shooters for the price.

Yeah I love mine... Allot more accurate than I thought it would be...

Still gonna get a 60 tho, I want magnum power...

If that Caddy was a big 1971 Eldorado you could sleep,fukk,camp and tow in that mutherfukker. I love cadillacs. The big boat L Dog drop top pimpin kind.

yeah this is a Seville, put your balls in your pocket kind

A friend of mine bought an Escalade to replace his old Mountaineer pimp-mobile. I told him only old farts and ghetto pimps drive Caddys. Since he's retired, I guess that makes him an old fart. And maybe a ghetto pimp wannabe. So what's your status Nate?

Tahoe's are for house wives and soccer moms.
Put some airbags on that Caddy and tow away.
You would be an urban legend in no time.

I gotta get a new ride for a new job starting in a couple of weeks. It's going to be a sales vehicle, but I will own it and get comp'd on a portion of the monthly payment. So, I want something that I want...but that is also a decent ride for clients to hop in as needed (which will not happen all that often). I don't want another car and I really want a truck. But trucks aren't really appropriate for this gig. Thinking of a nice SUV.

Pick one and tell me why:

Ford Explorer Limited

Toyota 4Runner TRD Pro

4Runner, much more reliable than the Ford, will do better in rough terrain or snow than the Ford, and it will also hold its resale value way better than the Ford could ever dream of.....

Caddy already has a magna ride air system in it deuce... it does have the 4T80 tranny so that would hold, but the suspension wouldnt...

getting a Tahoe...

That's kinda what I was thinking Evo. Thanks for the input!

Yota.
Because the chicks will think you're single.
Think inside the box.

SOLD!

Nick, you say you want a truck? Just go for a half ton Chevy/GMC or F150 with a canopy like all the rest of the Ag guys use in Central Wa. They're a disposable rig, get you 200K miles, easy on fuel, and you can feel manly driving a 4x4 truck with extended cab-4 "almost" real doors. Canopy let's you crash in the back and it keeps your valuables safe (except in EVO-lotions neighborhood...maybe boobie trap it???). You can get into one around low 30k's last couple we bought. It's not a Tahoe, they're grocery getter's for the women folks....

Snit - that's a part of the plan down the road. I'm going to get the SUV for client work first and then the truck for me second. I have a junk F-150 now that needs a ton of work done but it's not worth it. It was a good truck while it lasted, but my money is better spent elsewhere. I need an 8ft bed and I would prefer an extended cab over the crew max. V8 4 doors with full beds are too burdensome to drive and park in Seattle and they suck for gas mileage. So I think my plan will be to get a new SUV now and then get a weekend truck on the cheap in a year or two. Something like a 60 - 80K miles F-150 XLT with canopy. Or possibly a 250 so I can throw a larger camper on it.

I've have a bad run with higher mileage older vehicles lately. Within the past 6 months, my F-150, S-10 Blazer and Camry XLS have all chit the bed. I had to pick up a 60K miles Focus just to get around while I save up for something nicer. It's a decent bare bones little car, but I can't get into the mountains with it and it's kinda embarrassing for client work. I'm tired of throwing good money after bad and this new unplanned job pushed up my timeline. Since the company is going to comp a good portion of the payment, I can now afford to get a nicer SUV. Those new 4Runner TRD Pro's seem really nice but I need to test drive one first...

Also,

1998 F-150 for sale w/ 175K miles. Price: whatever I'd get to scrap it. Clean truck - runs great, but needs work. Rear end, shocks, minor elec work etc.

Whatever year S-10 Blazer for sale w/ 275K miles. Price: whatever I'd get to scrap it. Not a clean rig. Michigan salt rust. Needs a transmission.

1-877-KARS FOR KIDS. K.A.R.S Kars for Kids. 1-877-KARS FOR KIDS. Donate your crap today.

Lately I'm seeing a growing trend of posters using any thread to say anything that crosses their mind.

School shooting??
Today the convicts are better protected from the general public than our school kids are.
Back in the early days a saber tooth tiger would have just ran that little bastard down and ate him before he was 10. Now days we protect the weak. Snowflakeitis.
Take that douchebagg to the end of a pier and see if he can hear voices underwater.