Actually, considering the subject, I kinda am impressed!








Or the post office.

You gonna get me on a boat this time??

That pic of short fat dude in a dress is Evo? Or is that a Beiber outfit shirt-dress? Gross. That explains his gay obsession.

Now I want to fight him more and punch his boner.

Uhh. Umm. Not the words I would have used, but whatever puts the blue into your bedazzled jeans is A OK by me.


On a side note, Dan's just happy that the "short, fat guy" mob has moved onto a new target.

Does what exactly? Takes 4" off your height and adds 40 pounds to your waist? Are you sure you didnt sneak out in your muumuu that particular night?

Ike

Go fvck yourself..

Hey, asshole. Don't drag me into this.

I tawt I taw a cankle.

Lol!

I'm so glad you're part of the DS...it just wouldn't be the same without you. All the insults and ribbing just slide off you like water off a ducks back. You're such a good sport...

As much as I hate to pile on, and I usually don't, it's almost impossible not to. Nearly everything you post is like a 70 mph fastball (I know, you probably throw 90+) right down the center of plate....you're such easy cannon fodder, it's hard to resist.

Not sure how Jake obtained that photo either...but I'm guessing you won't be hearing the end of it anytime soon.

Ike

Threw 85 once.. not on target either, wasn't good in that, could hit but never really liked baseball...


I can throw about 150 with a baitcaster and hit you in the fvckin retina tho... And I don't even like baitcasters....

I hate to get this thread sidetracked, or mention the Mariners, however, I think Redhook has a strong shot at uncrowning Felix as the starter for our beloved M's......

The avatar.

That avatar is right up there with Hank’s cat pic.

Just a bit outside

Hahah dude....

This thread delivers on so many levels, no, make that every level. In a thread about the need to invest in gold because of the impending market crash, Evo informs us that he's well and good because he has $3500 in the bank and two diamonds worth four grand, each. No wonder he doesn't need to work a job; he's already retired and living off the interest of his investments apparently. Silly me, and here I thought I was barely prepared for retirement with Social Security, a pension, and my investment nest egg. But then, I don't live in a trailer either.

Then when the photo of Evo makes a Dark Side appearance, Evo counsels us on the pinnacle of the male human form that's never lost a fight -- "5'9" 225, should be about 210... not fat... chubby sure, not fat.... slightly overweight, sure, not fat.." Of course most guys that height consider their fighting weight to be closer to 165, but not Evo. Beezus' jab is just gonna' bounce off Evo unless he goes for the KO.

I sure hope Paker is able to get a real promoter to put this fight deal together. Vapid will fly up and make a guest appearance, and all the Darksiders will get together to celebrate something other than the fight, and probably partake of an adult beverage or two. If we can't fish the Skagit yet, we deserve the gold star entertainment.

Undercard of Rich G vs. Gnomesayin?

Salmo STFU, im not even the one that brought money into this, i respond to something and sure as sh!t you turn it as i did it originally...

and what the fvck do you know about fighting weight? you speak like you know my frame and strength? and before you try to spin this as me saying im "like" them, im not, but go check the weight of Barry Sanders and MJD and tell me if they are fat...

i havent been 165 since i was probably 15 dipsh!t....

You're so full of shite. And if this bum fight actually happens I'll fly up from California as well.

uhhhhhhhhhhhh, Safeco used to have a radar station that you could throw in... tell them they are full of sh!t...

i also used to be able to hit 80+ MPH fastballs at Fat Bat in Kent....

but you wouldnt know any of this, because you are a spice smoking faggot....


STFU