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HEADS UP: Nationwide Emergency Alert System Test Planned - breaking911.com/heads-up-natio…

Don't know, Q posted it on his board.

Q posted it?

lol

Anyone have any good long and complicated conspiracy theories about why this didn't happen?

I have a short and logical one...so it's probably not the right one

Q doesn't know schit, and/or is messing with idiots who think he does.

Fish on...

Todd

I had an emergency this morning.

Did you clean it up?

Of course not.

I think you're right on both counts, especially the idiots who think Q does know shitt.

If that shitshow of a clown ever uses the "presidential alert system" to say one single damn thing that isn't a gigantic fuckin emergency, I hope they take him out back and throw his fat ass in a wood chipper. This is exactly the kind of thing that jackass would use to share his golf score or whine about his criminal buddies being treated like criminals.

Fish on...

Todd

a simple "looks like RIch was correct" would have sufficed...

but for some reason, i knew exactly what your response would entail....

Oooh. Was this a secret or something?

Q kooks are the best kooks.

Clean your room up......get a job.....pat some rent...wash that filthy onesie of yours

STFU faggot...

You are so so so dumb. You take the competition out of being dumb which is impressive on the Dark Side.

Once again, the supernatural powers of RichG pull through again! Only ONE reason why FEMA is testing this now - impending Q-Doom is on the way!

Much like why AMC's The Walking Dead became such a big hit - it's prepping us for the upcoming zombie invasion!

Sh!t's getting real, folks!!!!!!! REAL!!!!!!!!!



That test was annoying as fvck. So far, my devices have been "tested" four fvking times.

I GOT IT! STOP WITH THE FVKING TEST, FEMA!!!!!!!

Next time my iWatch or iPhone does that sh!t again, Godzilla better be taking a dump on Seattle.

Or, it's an impending zombie invasion.

I was on the phone when it popped up and now I can’t find it. As far as I know Godzilla is pooping on Seattle.

I hope that if Trumpanzee ever uses that thing short of an actual national emergency that marines overrun the White House and tear his fat ass into 90 pieces.

You just know he's going to get all hopped up on cocaine and decide it's an even better way to spread a thick layer of dogshit than using Twitter.

Fish on...

Todd

Ironic.

I was 3 under par. I'm the greatest golf president that God ever created. Very great!

Or share his income tax returns!

It didn't reach the Philippines, so I guess all is OK!

Problem is, when the Grifter-in-Chief says, "The sky is falling!!!" only 37% of Americans gonna believe him and head for the bunkers.

I got this on my cell phone today.

9.5

I'm laffin over all of the iphone crowd cryin cause their phones haven't worked quite right since the alert

Whatchu talkin' about, NOFISH?

Both my iPhone Xs Max and iWatch 3 (gps/cellular) not only got the test messages and are still working afterwards.

It took millions of years for intelligent life to evolve from slime mold (and Adam and Eve). In the above scenario, and following a nuclear winter, it will be dung beetles and Trump loving conservatives supplying the gene pool from which future intelligent life will emerge. There's nothing more resistant to evolution and change than those conservatives. It's going to take awhile.

Gee Rich, That makes it legitimate. hahahahahahaha

And Trump and his pathetic band of ignorant criminals have taken it to a whole new level. The Q has merit? So does, RSTUVWXY and Z. Haha

+1

Todd, What really kills me is it's called the "Presidential Alert System". When I first heard about it I was hoping that it was something that would go off every time Trump lied. But it just wouldn't work because it would be on 24/7!