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fucktard whisperer
Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)
My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them

Jake, you yourself know that Obama and the media have ruined sh!t...

there is more division than ever, and it wasnt because of Trump, it was actively going on during Obama....

you get the news depicting Trump as a horrible person because of his views on immigration, THEN just recently, Hillary and Kerry, both said that immigration has crippled Europe, and is a threat to democracy...

so why isnt it the same thing here?

we watched what it did to Europe, why allow it here?

because the media is against Trump for the most part, so they sway you to believe falsehoods...

even Larry King said on video that the media paints a very bad picture of Trump... and they do it on purpose....

You remember Todd talking about "but bush" a lot?

Literally has to be one of the most incorrectly used words in the English language.

People literally do not know when to use literally.

I heard "my head literally exploded" the other day. Even though this guy's head looked pretty sad, I'm quite sure it never exploded.

Figuratively speaking.

That's because your head was so far up your ass all you heard was your breakfast granola circulating your bowels.

Fish on...

Todd

Is that literally or figuratively speaking Todd? Either way, that sounds painful. A load of Grape Nuts to the eye must scratch a fella up something fierce.

eww...

i do mix franks hot sauce with cottage cheese tho...

A friend of mine's dad used to eat dry curd cottage cheese with Worcestershire sauce on it.

It sounded pretty horrifying to me. so I've never given it a spin myself.

Frank's Hot Sauce is awesome on just about everything. But cottage cheese? Hmm. I might have to try it.

Heathens.

I introduced Toff to chili and cinnamon rolls - midwest style just the other week in deer camp. That got some interesting looks and comments. Alas, he didn't eat his cinnamon roll because he is watching his shapely figure. So I ate all of them instead, because I am Adonis incarnate and that chit don't phase. Deal with it Toff!

6'3" 220 can roll into Trump-zone fatassery easily if you don't eat good food and exercise, so unlike that disgusting bucket of shitsnot and fat, I do both.

Plus, in spite of the "dad bod" craze from a few years ago, the only ones who actually believe it are the fatasses with the dad bods, women with bad eyes, and women shaped like dad bods

6'1" and 162 with your boots on gives you plenty of "room to grow" You can have all the cinnamon rolls

Fish on...

Todd

I did just eat rare venison burgers with morels and morel gravy, mashed sweet potato with pralines, and some sort of cucumber bell pepper carrot kale salad with mustard sauce.

<==She is also an amazing cook

Fish on...

Todd

I like food.

164.3! But that swings by a good 3 - 4 pounds iffn' I've had my morning cup of joe or not.

She is a damn fine cook and Frank the tape worm agrees! You know how I feel about her Blondies. I'd marry those tasty morsels if it wasn't weird for a full grown man to marry a pan of dessert.

Speaking of food, there is a 1/2 gal of Tillamook Hazelnut and Salted Caramel ice cream in front of me right now who's time has come. DIE ICE CREAM DIE!

I would if I had some. I do have some Raisin Nut Bran to test though. Be right back.

Fucktard Yuppies.

OR

Urban Rednecks.

Just 206ers doing what 206ers do.

What with the latest Trumpster headlines, I found myself wondering what the Trump supporters think "collusion" looks like. Trumpster his own self says there was no "collusion" and that Mueller is on a phony witch hunt, which begs the question of what a for real witch hunt looks like, but I digress.

During his campaign Trump his own self did ask the Russians to hack Hillary's email. Apparently the Russians hadn't given the idea any thought until then, but then they by golly went and did just that and hacked Hillary's emails. Somehow the emails made it to Wikileaks, and one of the Trumpster's campaign workers communicated with Wikileaks, but according to Trumpster his own self, never told him about it (? yeah, right). Not collusion according to Trump.

So what would be collusion?

Hmmm. Not too sure about that pro tip. Maybe if you were in to "Shoot n Release" bird hunting.

I don't like eating waterfowl. Love to shoot 'em, but hate to eat 'em, so I stopped shooting at them for the most part. The only current form of Shoot-n-Release bird hunting is called a "miss".



Secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others.