Solving two problems more or less simultaneously. Sometimes I wake up during the night, and at my age that means getting up to pee, and then can't fall back asleep for a long while. In this morning's wee hours I found myself thinking about the caravan and immigration issue, which fits nicely with our need for Mexican and Central American immigrants who want to come here to work. We sure need people to work, especially in agriculture and other manual labor jobs that whites will no longer do.
And on the other hand, cuz there's nearly always another hand because hands come in pairs, we have a homeless problem. Experts tell us that the homeless population consists of people with mental health issues, which apparently causes them to stay out on the streets when it's freezing azz cold out, so that's quite clearly a mental health issue. A majority of the homeless are drug addicts who steal from us in their spare time to fund their drug habit. And some small % of the homeless are just dumb sh!ts who favor it as a lifestyle, which in itself is proof positive that they are dumb sh!ts.
So where is this going? Rather simple. We take the $150 million a year that Seattle spends on its "homeless" issue, add it to what other cities and counties and the state are spending on the homeless issue, and we have quite a pot of money. So census and inventory the homeless. Offer mental health services to the mentally ill, which includes a warm place to stay. Offer rehab to drug addicts, which also happens to be a warm place to stay. Now if you've followed this subject much, you know that a sh!t ton of the homeless people reject services other than handouts to fund their drug habits. For example, there is a homeless camp in NE Oly with 26 inhabitants. The place was filthy and becoming a public health and safety disaster. The City decided to clean it up. What better than to offer the 26 homeless folks who live there a temporary job - $15/hour - to clean up the camp that they live in? So the City offered them the jobs, and wouldn't you know, all 26 residents of the camp declined. So the City had to use staff from Public Works and the Parks Dep't. to clean up the darn homeless camp. (Which probably needs cleaning up again by now, because those used needles accumulate PDQ.)
All this is to say, the homeless who decline mental health services, drug rehab, and other services intended to get them off the streets, well they get loaded up on buses and sent to Honduras. We'll vet the wannabe immigrants to keep Trump's rapists, criminals, and ME terrorists out, but give work permits to those who want jobs, and send the deadbeat homeless to Honduras where the drug cartels can try to sell them their drugs, and when they can't pay, shoot 'em and do the world a favor.
And then I fell back asleep for another hour or so.