Holy crap! So you just jam this "Finisher" device thing into the back of a bird's skull and twist? That's so messed up on so many levels. I mean, it appears to work on the YouTube videos just fine, but damn - what kind of person thinks that up? "You know what the world needs right now? A big sharp twisty stick thingy to jam into the back of birds heads!!!"

I must have missed the Shark Tank episode where this idea got pitched. Does it also work on Dark Siders?

Maybe I'm not cut out for this chicken business. Free chicks to a good home only!