Originally Posted By: elparquito
-A coat hanger with a curve bent on the end of it and a hatchet work well to harvest chickens. Secure the cent end of the coat hanger around said chickens neck, pull towards you and preferably over a log/stump, and chop off the chickens head. I recommend you not do this around your horses, as they get agitated and tend to want to kick the headless chicken around like a soccer ball.


I'm over here laughing my ass off at that image. Then it hit me, the Budweiser football commercial, I bet the guy that wrote that raised chickens...

Keith
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