Smalma,

Don't forget......you're not a fish. So it really doesn't make too much sense to talk about you holding your breath like you're a fish.

I take photos because I like photos. Simple as that. If that get you all wound up, then it's your blood pressure rising, not mine. How can you seriously worry about a quick photo after you just removed the steel hook you drove through the jaw of this fish?

Salmo G.,

I'm dying to hear your recommendations for magazines in which parker can aspire to have his photos published. WTF kind of thing to say was that?

Man, it's getting too close to Christmas to be having conversations like this.