We're such f'n 'tards.

I foul-hooked a chumster in the dorsal fin.......landed that mofo no problem. But can I land a fair-hooked silver? Noooooooooooo.

If you'd have walked down to the boat another couple dozen times, we'd have landed one eventually. (Every time Tim walked down to the boat, we'd hook a fish. We tried sending him down there for no particular reason, but he wouldn't go.)

F'n silvers and their "look at me.......I'm going to spin and twist and flip around" moves.