The kid claims to have a kickstand, yet he's falling down all the time. Go figure.

I have a friend here in town who has a reputation for being hung like a rodeo clown. We were out drinking the other night and the subject came up over conversation with a couple of chicks at the bar. A little later we convinced them to take a ride with us. It was dark, my buddy and one of these chicks was in the back seat, and I hear her say, "My, you ARE are big boy." Me and the other chick laughed so damn hard it hurt.